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"There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today - just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live."

- G.L. Murfin, Mayor of Lincoln

"Yes, maam? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go ahead! I'm, excuse me, I'm very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead."

- George Bush Sr., Former U.S. President, at a press conference

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

- George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white."

- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"...NATO and its allies and the United States."

- President George W. Bush Jr. (when he was governor), forgetting that the U.S. is in NATO

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

- George Gobel

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season

"I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents."

- George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor

"If you think is was an accident, applaud."

- Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's drowning

"This is unparalyzed in the state's history."

- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House

"And now, will y'all stand and be recognized."

- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day

"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity."

- Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

"I can't think of a comparable level of cultural excitement about something since Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in the 1960s."

- Gil Schwartz, CBS publicist, on the "Survivor" finale.

"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives."

- GLR broadcaster, UK

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

- Greg Norman, Golfer

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"Dream As Though You'll Live Forever, Live As Though You'll Die Today" - James Dean

Birth Date: February 8, 1931

Death Date: September 30, 1955

if my math is correct...that makes him 24 when he died......not exactly a ringing endorsement for anyone hoping to make it out of their 20's

Oooohh Shoot! - you got me!....Oh dear! How can I beat that one huh?

"please remove your finger from my bum....you silly ****!"

"Like life, I try to keep things in utter confusion. It saves me the time of having to figure anything out."

"don't pee in my cornflakes! "

Aren't those things a teenage girl would say?

Still, Livin' & dreamin' is better than being a childish 40 year old man.

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"Dream As Though You'll Live Forever, Live As Though You'll Die Today" - James Dean

Birth Date: February 8, 1931

Death Date: September 30, 1955

if my math is correct...that makes him 24 when he died......not exactly a ringing endorsement for anyone hoping to make it out of their 20's

Oooohh Shoot! - you got me!....Oh dear! How can I beat that one huh?

"please remove your finger from my bum....you silly ****!"

"Like life, I try to keep things in utter confusion. It saves me the time of having to figure anything out."

"don't pee in my cornflakes! "

Aren't those things a teenage girl would say?

Still, Livin' & dreamin' is better than being a childish 40 year old man.

hmm....i'd rather be a childish 40 year old...than a dead 24 year old.

(oh...and I don't about anyone else, but I would REALLY prefer people did not pee in my cornflakes)

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Childish

?adjective 1. of, like, or befitting a child: childish games.

2. puerile; weak; silly: childish fears.

?Related forms

child‧ish‧ly, adverb

child‧ish‧ness, noun

?Synonyms Childish, infantile, childlike refer to characteristics or qualities of childhood. The ending -ish often has unfavorable connotations; childish therefore refers to characteristics that are undesirable and unpleasant: childish selfishness, outbursts of temper. Infantile, originally a general word, now often carries an even stronger idea of disapproval or scorn than does childish: infantile reasoning, behavior. The ending -like has pleasing or neutral connotations; childlike therefore refers to the characteristics that are desirable and admirable: childlike innocence, trust.

adj.

Of, relating to, or suitable for a child or childhood: a high, childish voice; childish nightmares.

Marked by or indicating a lack of maturity; puerile: tired of your childish pranks.

Not complicated; simple.

Affected mentally by old age; senile.

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'Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.'

- IAN DARKE

'He went through a non-existant gap.'

- CLIVE TYLDESLEY

'Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this cup. The last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs team.'

- MIKE INGHAM

'Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.'

- JOHN GREIG

'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras'

- PETER JONES

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