Goodghost Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 http://www.amusingfacts.com/stupid/ Here's a preview... "There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today - just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live." - G.L. Murfin, Mayor of Lincoln "Yes, maam? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go ahead! I'm, excuse me, I'm very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead." - George Bush Sr., Former U.S. President, at a press conference "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "...NATO and its allies and the United States." - President George W. Bush Jr. (when he was governor), forgetting that the U.S. is in NATO "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." - George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season "I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents." - George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." - Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor "If you think is was an accident, applaud." - Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's drowning "This is unparalyzed in the state's history." - Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House "And now, will y'all stand and be recognized." - Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day "I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity." - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House "I can't think of a comparable level of cultural excitement about something since Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in the 1960s." - Gil Schwartz, CBS publicist, on the "Survivor" finale. "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - GLR broadcaster, UK "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 and [with all du3 rexpect]: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 such a ZTUPID profile you got amigo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodghost Posted September 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Now thats just being stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 IF YOU QUOTE ANYTHING I SAY YOU WILL HAVE AN EXAMPLE OF TOTAL STUPIDITTY IS THE ADVERB FORM OF STUPID SPELT CORRECTLY ANYONE????? btw.... you dun need to scream... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKERS Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 "of total stupidity" is a prepositional phrase . . . :idea: :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodghost Posted October 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 Hey! This is the Stupid Quote thread not the Intelligent & Civil thread. So what other silly quotes have been said that you find amusing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icebear45 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 I find quotes like 'conspiracy theory' and 'new world order' extremely amusing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKERS Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 "of total stupidity" is a prepositional phrase . . . :idea: :idea: Genuine question, as I learnt my grammar in French class not English but wouldn't that make "total" the adverb? Actually "total" is an adjective describing the amount of stupidity. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKERS Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 OK . . . here we go . . . "Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 "Dream As Though You'll Live Forever, Live As Though You'll Die Today" - James Dean Birth Date: February 8, 1931 Death Date: September 30, 1955 if my math is correct...that makes him 24 when he died......not exactly a ringing endorsement for anyone hoping to make it out of their 20's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldMember Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 'You only need push people to a certain level until they explode' -islam radical Abu Izzadeen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboy Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 " Opinions are like assholes, everybodys got one" Clint Eastwood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 "well great big balls of itty bitty rat f*ck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 "most of our imports come from other countries"...George Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodghost Posted October 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 "Dream As Though You'll Live Forever, Live As Though You'll Die Today" - James DeanBirth Date: February 8, 1931 Death Date: September 30, 1955 if my math is correct...that makes him 24 when he died......not exactly a ringing endorsement for anyone hoping to make it out of their 20's Oooohh Shoot! - you got me!....Oh dear! How can I beat that one huh? "please remove your finger from my bum....you silly ****!" "Like life, I try to keep things in utter confusion. It saves me the time of having to figure anything out." "don't pee in my cornflakes! " Aren't those things a teenage girl would say? Still, Livin' & dreamin' is better than being a childish 40 year old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 First mod warning...next one comes with the pretty yellows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca_tirana Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 "stupid is as stupid does"Forest Gump's mama. and she was right. Are you talking to yourself :shock: Is there a doctor in the house :?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 "Dream As Though You'll Live Forever, Live As Though You'll Die Today" - James DeanBirth Date: February 8, 1931 Death Date: September 30, 1955 if my math is correct...that makes him 24 when he died......not exactly a ringing endorsement for anyone hoping to make it out of their 20's Oooohh Shoot! - you got me!....Oh dear! How can I beat that one huh? "please remove your finger from my bum....you silly ****!" "Like life, I try to keep things in utter confusion. It saves me the time of having to figure anything out." "don't pee in my cornflakes! " Aren't those things a teenage girl would say? Still, Livin' & dreamin' is better than being a childish 40 year old man. hmm....i'd rather be a childish 40 year old...than a dead 24 year old. (oh...and I don't about anyone else, but I would REALLY prefer people did not pee in my cornflakes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodghost Posted October 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 hmm....i'd rather be a childish 40 year old...than a dead 24 year old. (oh...and I don't about anyone else, but I would REALLY prefer people did not pee in my cornflakes) Well, I think my kitty & I just did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 hmm....i'd rather be a childish 40 year old...than a dead 24 year old. (oh...and I don't about anyone else, but I would REALLY prefer people did not pee in my cornflakes) Well, I think my kitty & I just did you and your cat peed in your cornflakes?....eeeew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodghost Posted October 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Childish ?adjective 1. of, like, or befitting a child: childish games. 2. puerile; weak; silly: childish fears. ?Related forms child‧ish‧ly, adverb child‧ish‧ness, noun ?Synonyms Childish, infantile, childlike refer to characteristics or qualities of childhood. The ending -ish often has unfavorable connotations; childish therefore refers to characteristics that are undesirable and unpleasant: childish selfishness, outbursts of temper. Infantile, originally a general word, now often carries an even stronger idea of disapproval or scorn than does childish: infantile reasoning, behavior. The ending -like has pleasing or neutral connotations; childlike therefore refers to the characteristics that are desirable and admirable: childlike innocence, trust. adj. Of, relating to, or suitable for a child or childhood: a high, childish voice; childish nightmares. Marked by or indicating a lack of maturity; puerile: tired of your childish pranks. Not complicated; simple. Affected mentally by old age; senile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 goodghost, fb2: your meet-cute is getting tiresome. even romantic comedies only drag on for about an hour and a half to two hours. get a room and get it over with so we can roll credits, K? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodghost Posted October 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 "'...and a nationally released dogfood box with my picture on it..." um...by 'someone' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S123arpedon Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 'Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.' - IAN DARKE 'He went through a non-existant gap.' - CLIVE TYLDESLEY 'Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this cup. The last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs team.' - MIKE INGHAM 'Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.' - JOHN GREIG 'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras' - PETER JONES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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