adil799 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul mouth is driving him nuts. One day, it just gets to be too much and the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets angry and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird meekly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded and amazed at the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the CHICKEN DO?" :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 adil....JOURNAL! that's what it's for! it's a cute joke, but it isn't forum material... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adil799 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 adil....JOURNAL! that's what it's for!it's a cute joke, but it isn't forum material... what is a forum material :shock: :roll: 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 LMAO.. I thought you wrote about frankenburner2 yelling parrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adil799 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 LMAO.. I thought you wrote about frankenburner2 yelling parrot :shock: :shock: :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adil799 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 An Irishman walks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder.The barman say's "where did you get that? The parrot says "Ireland theirs fooking millions of them!" I didn't feel it was long enough for a journal no comments :twisted: :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 adil....JOURNAL! that's what it's for!it's a cute joke, but it isn't forum material... gee wiz, seems to me there's no hard and fast rule as to what is and isn't forum material. you write stuff up in a journal when you want to delete comments from comedians, pricks, and the rest of the forum stink tank. you start a thread when you are actually hoping to inspire the kind of comedy genius that is the lifeblood of these TF forums. therein lies the only major difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabaisabai Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 adil....JOURNAL! that's what it's for!it's a cute joke, but it isn't forum material... gee wiz, seems to me there's no hard and fast rule as to what is and isn't forum material. you write stuff up in a journal when you want to delete comments from comedians, pricks, and the rest of the forum stink tank. you start a thread when you are actually hoping to inspire the kind of comedy genius that is the lifeblood of these TF forums. therein lies the only major difference. the major difference is whether frankenbunny says its journal material or forum material...he should be a moderator :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 adil....JOURNAL! that's what it's for!it's a cute joke, but it isn't forum material... gee wiz, seems to me there's no hard and fast rule as to what is and isn't forum material. you write stuff up in a journal when you want to delete comments from comedians, pricks, and the rest of the forum stink tank. you start a thread when you are actually hoping to inspire the kind of comedy genius that is the lifeblood of these TF forums. therein lies the only major difference. the major difference is whether frankenbunny says its journal material or forum material...he should be a moderator :idea: not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabaisabai Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 dammit....where is the [ delete ] option! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 adil....JOURNAL! that's what it's for!it's a cute joke, but it isn't forum material... gee wiz, seems to me there's no hard and fast rule as to what is and isn't forum material. you write stuff up in a journal when you want to delete comments from comedians, pricks, and the rest of the forum stink tank. you start a thread when you are actually hoping to inspire the kind of comedy genius that is the lifeblood of these TF forums. therein lies the only major difference. if he doesn't piss and moan whats left for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 oh piss off.....you all know damn well cut and paste jokes, lyrics etc are normally found in journals....not forums..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 oh piss off.....you all know damn well cut and paste jokes, lyrics etc are normally found in journals....not forums..... Have you got a cat yet? "The parrot is dead." John Cleese. actually...he isn't, he's just sleeping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 oh piss off.....you all know damn well cut and paste jokes, lyrics etc are normally found in journals....not forums..... frankiebuns, you're sharing feelings... shouldn't that be a journal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 "The parrot is dead." he's probably pining for the fjords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 oh piss off.....you all know damn well cut and paste jokes, lyrics etc are normally found in journals....not forums..... frankiebuns, you're sharing feelings... shouldn't that be a journal? zeusbheldunderwater...i don't have any feelings....only annoying opinions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 oh piss off.....you all know damn well cut and paste jokes, lyrics etc are normally found in journals....not forums..... frankiebuns, you're sharing feelings... shouldn't that be a journal? zeusbheldunderwater...i don't have any feelings....only annoying opinions oh come on franklyburnt. that was real sensitive, care'n'share moment and you know it. i wept as i read it, but tears of joy and catharsis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 oh piss off.....you all know damn well cut and paste jokes, lyrics etc are normally found in journals....not forums..... frankiebuns, you're sharing feelings... shouldn't that be a journal? zeusbheldunderwater...i don't have any feelings....only annoying opinions oh come on franklyburnt. that was real sensitive, care'n'share moment and you know it. i wept as i read it, but tears of joy and catharsis. stop sucking up zeusbutheldtight.....i am a hard uncaring person and there's nothing you can do about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboy Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 "The parrot! You can't handle the parrot!"A Few Good Men "Houston, we have a parrot!" Apollo 13 "Go ahead. Make my parrot!" Dirty Harry "May the parrot be with you!" Star Wars "I see dead parrots!" Sixth Sense "You talkin' to me? Parrot?" Taxi Driver My personal fave... You could read deep mysterious words of wisdom, or you could read deep but simple words of common sense. If you prefer the latter, you are at the right place. No parrots. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GENIUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 ..and obviously... "Parrot fucker!" Terrence and Philip ...i think you might wanna see a doctor about this parrot fetish of yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 ..and obviously..."Parrot f*cker!" Terrence and Philip ...i think you might wanna see a doctor about this parrot fetish of yours I am here for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibel Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 ..and obviously..."Parrot f*cker!" Terrence and Philip ...i think you might wanna see a doctor about this parrot fetish of yours I am here for you. This as an hopeless case, Dr Sassy :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falangboy Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Speaking of parrots... I went to one of the department stores about a month ago and on the front door was a group of those idiot signs. You know, the ones with the picture and the red line through it. Well, one of them was of a guy with a parrot on his shoulder. I didn't realize that this was a problem in BKK. Are too many people bringing their parrots shopping with them? I know a lot of you have seen these bizarre signs so how about sharing some. There is another one at Central World that indicates you can't roller skate in the building. I found it odd because I've yet to see anyone rollerskating anywhere near Central World let alone inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 ..and obviously..."Parrot f*cker!" Terrence and Philip ...i think you might wanna see a doctor about this parrot fetish of yours I am here for you. This as an hopeless case, Dr Sassy :roll: dunno, might be a decent headline in it at least: "youth in asia performs euthanasia" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Speaking of parrots... I went to one of the department stores about a month ago and on the front door was a group of those idiot signs. You know, the ones with the picture and the red line through it. Well, one of them was of a guy with a parrot on his shoulder. I didn't realize that this was a problem in BKK. Are too many people bringing their parrots shopping with them? Maybe it's to discourage the guys who walk around with a parrot and an instant camera and try to sell you a photo of yourself with a parrot on your shoulder (or on your head etc). Although they seem to be rare these days, possibly due to the lack of polaroid film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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