alexanderdream Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Following are some of the best breakup lines from HK people picked up by a local magazine : 01) "I don't love you anymore. you can't swim." 02) "You cheated on me... You're not a virgin!" 03) "My sister says we should break up, and I agree with her." 04) "I am mentally ill." 05) "I went out with you only because my aunt sggested it." 06) "I know she was in bed with me all night, but we were just talking." 07) "It's my parents, not me." 08 ) "We have the same blood type. We can't get married. Let's break up!" 09) "So I want to take a break because of God." 10) "Bye, *****!" 11) "Close the door on your way out." 12) "I don't bullshit like you do. I just want to say I have never liked you." 13) "Just ignore me as if I am dead, please." 14) "Turn off the video camera and get out!!!" 15) "I never said I liked you" 16) "Go **** with your Playstation!" 17) "Sorry... we don't get along... I get along with Simon much better." 18 ) "It's not that I don't remember the things between us... I just don't miss them." 19) You're a really great guy but this other guy I've had a sort of crush on at work just became available" 20) "I am sorry... but you are not as good as I've imagined." 21) "Love needs money, and you are running out of it." 22) "i am tired of your 'hey, what's up?' 'How are you?' and '****! How can I deal with this?' " 23) "You have too many shortcomings. I am different. Let's break up." 24) "I have never liked you from the beginning. We were an item because I pitied you for liking me too much." 25) "I want to get married someday." 26) "I should probably tell you... I kind of have a girlfriend." 27) "I am paying you to make up for your time wasted on me. Guess we are even now." 28 ) "Actually, DJ is quite a good guy... Why don't you guys give it a try?" 29) "I miss being happy." 30) "I've just suddenly realized that I don't want to be tied down to one person." 31) "I want to be able to tell people I'm single." 32) "It's nothing personal... I've just lost interest in you." 33) "I just want to be normal again." 34) "I need to focus on my rugby." 35) "My band is going to be famous and you're holding me back." 36) "I think we would be better off as friends. But I don't want to see you anymore." 37) "I am happy with my life as it is and you are not part of it." 38 ) "You are just a rebound." 39) "I can fin someone better than you just by random." 40) "I need a guy, but not you." 41) "I got what I needed from you already." 42) "How can miss you when you won't go away?" 43) "Can I be your brother instead?" 44) "Do you think your Mom and Dad will let you move back home?" 45) "Don't you feel inferior compared to me?" 46) "You are really useless. That's why." The human comedy can be cruel, isn't it ? :twisted: What are your favourite breakup lines ? Does this remind you of anything or anyone ? Have you or your ex-bf or gf ever said a line to break up ? What is the worst line you have heard on the end of a breakup ? Please, add your own breakup line. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Thanks for coming out...Now, bye bye you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 you are not alone :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyke Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 "Go f*ck with your Playstation!" :wink: :wink: i love this one when i read it ... :twisted: have to check first if he/she has a playstation then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoy06 Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 You like sex and travel don't you? Well **** off then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogster Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 I want to be with you but I can't be with you. Do you understand ? It's like I wanna go to the moon but I can't go to the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexanderdream Posted March 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Go f*ck with your Playstation!" :wink: :wink: i love this one when i read it ... :twisted: does it remind you of someone ? beware of people addicted to playstation ! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haiku_newyork Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Go f*ck with your Playstation!" :wink: :wink: i love this one when i read it ... :twisted: does it remind you of someone ? beware of people addicted to playstation ! :wink: Some people **** thier X-BOX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexanderdream Posted March 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 " Take the garbage out when you leave " a "recyclable" one ! :wink: That's what I call "to be dumped" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabaisabai Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 im in love with a stripper i met on TF...she has a webcam :roll: and she doesnt care if im twice her age :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 im in love with a stripper i met on TF...she has a webcam :roll: and she doesnt care if im twice her age :twisted: so it's U she left me for ... ***** !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LingBaah Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 They don't allow any visitors in rehab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeahrightdennis Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 "...I'm gay and you're just my cover up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortyg Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 (true story) phone conversation with an ex 3 months in to a relationship The ex " I have something I forgot to tell you I have a husband but he works in another country most of the year, he will be back next week," Me " You what you forgot to tell me you have a f****ing husband, is this a joke" The ex " no honey I'm so sorry but I thought if I told you you would not be interested in me, but it's ok he is only hear for a few weeks then we can be together again" Me " bye " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeahrightdennis Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 (true story)phone conversation with an ex 3 months in to a relationship The ex " I have something I forgot to tell you I have a husband but he works in another country most of the year, he will be back next week," Me " You what you forgot to tell me you have a f****ing husband, is this a joke" The ex " no honey I'm so sorry but I thought if I told you you would not be interested in me, but it's ok he is only hear for a few weeks then we can be together again" Me " bye " whOoo, that's pretty cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortyg Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 "BUT FOR THAT PRICE YOU BASTARD WILL SHAG NOT ME BUT A RUBBER DOLL ONLY" P.S.O yes, forgot to mention, that a week before "the jewelry shop trip" my friends' wife found that he had an affair with a female colleague at his work. So the lesson is you can cheat her as long as you pay the fine ? :roll: Somehow I knew that someone would come here with exactly this conclusion... :roll: Men, why it's so easy to predict you? Because we are simple creatures not calculated and strategic like women who think at least 7 moves ahead all the time (why aren't there more women chess champions) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haiku_newyork Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 I was just ******* you, to get closer to your Mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexanderdream Posted March 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 why aren't there more women chess champions Why? Because we're busy sitting behind men's back, calculating for them 7 moves ahead so that they could become chess champions. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkbkk Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 I know I can not live without you.... .... but i want to try... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danial_c Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 I want to be with you but I can't be with you.Do you understand ? He said that to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Get your tongue out of my mouth. Im kissing you GOOD-BYE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 I need to discuss my pathology results with you once the hospital finishes sterilizing them with radiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 you are too sassy :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryanwhat Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 There's nothing wrong with you, it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 ..Most reasonable picked ... for me :roll: 01) "I don't love you anymore. you can't swim." 02) "You cheated on me... You're not a virgin!" 03) "My sister says we should break up, and I agree with her." 06) "I know he was in bed with me all night, but we were just talking." 17) "Sorry... we don't get along... I get along with Simon much better." 19) You're a really great guy but this other guy I've had a sort of crush on at work just became available" 20) "I am sorry... but you are not as good as I've imagined." 25) "I want to get married someday." 30) "I've just suddenly realized that I don't want to be tied down to one person." 31) "I want to be able to tell people I'm single." 32) "It's nothing personal... I've just lost interest in you." 36) "I think we would be better off as friends. But I don't want to see you anymore." 37) "I am happy with my life as it is and you are not part of it." 40) "I need a guy, but not you." and .. I will love only you.. but not now... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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