Guest Tattoodude Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 OK so a guy emails me and says I want "family, love and respect" tattooed on my arm in Thai. I say "cool when you want it done?" He says "No I am not coming to Thailand I just need you to do the artwork as I don't know anyone who speaks Thai" I say "Hey I'm on it" This was a few days ago. Tonight I just got an email "how's the artwork getting on?" So lets get this right, he expects me to pay our Thai artist to create the artwork, Fedex it too him and get it done quickly... No he is not paying for it..... so do we: A. Explain why that is taking the piss? B. Write " Look out Moron Approaching" in Thai and send him that? C. Have a TF competition to see who can come up with the best slogan in Thai for this guy to tattoo himself with? If he is dumb enough to ask an Englishman who does not write Thai to translate, my guess is he is dumb enough to have the tattoo. If by any chance your a TF member, you sure are dumb :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbie36 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 'Then you too can enjoy, surly dishonest suppliers, ungrateful clients and unreliable resentful staff on a daily basis, for little or no thanks.' Enjoy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tattoodude Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 'Then you too can enjoy, surly dishonest suppliers, ungrateful clients and unreliable resentful staff on a daily basis, for little or no thanks.'Enjoy.... Well well well, internet stalking seems to be all the rage in BKK nowadays. C'mon son let out the hurt, have a good cry :cry: I'm listening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardo Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 "bring me another choirboy this one's split" replace choirboy with novice monk or whatever is culturally sensitive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniMAL Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 "i hate farang" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuTieGirL Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I think the slogan should be ...."I like ladyboys" That in Thai would be ªÃº¡Ãà·Â "i hate farang" That in Thai would be à¡ÅÕ´½ÃÑè§ But I think they're both not Harsh enough. ¡ÅÑÇàÃÕ (Afraid of wife) : This one sure would make all the girl thinks that he's not mature. And makes the guy thinks that he's a chicken. ÊÒÃàÅÇ (a**hole or correct word : All the badness in one) Imagine if I saw a guy with any of these tattoo on him. I would... ....laugh my ass off for the first one..... ....wonder what he did to make the tattoo guy got mad for the 2nd one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_George Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 OK so a guy emails me and says I want "family, love and respect" tattooed on my arm in Thai.I think you should change his slogan to Drink, ****, Girls!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 i was thinking "moo shu pork," it always works when they get chinese characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRISHCREAME Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 i was thinking "moo shu pork," it always works when they get chinese characters. How can a billion Chinese be wrong (or wong)? 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tattoodude Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 So everyones up for maiming this guy then? Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deester Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 ¼ÃªÃºÃÑ´¶ÑèÇ - I like sex in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 ¼ÃªÃºÃÑ´¶ÑèÇ - I like sex in the ass. :shock: :shock: :shock: .... u do ?? PERVERT !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deester Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 ¼ÃªÃºÃÑ´¶ÑèÇ - I like sex in the ass. :shock: :shock: :shock: .... u do ?? PERVERT !!!! That's not gonna work with me ciaran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyphil247 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I think " **** & forget " would impress most of the Thai ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katoom Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I think " f*ck & forget " would impress most of the Thai ladies Funny but I actually know someone with that on the small of their back, a Thai girl in fact! And no, I am not kidding. She said to me that she does regret she ever had it done... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortyg Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 how about " I just got ripped off by a Tattoo artist " or " I couldn't afford this tattoo in capitals" or " My other tattoo is really good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joz_sling Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 ¼ÃªÃºÃÑ´¶ÑèÇ - I like sex in the ass. :shock: :shock: :shock: .... u do ?? PERVERT !!!! That's not gonna work with me ciaran. maybe he asked you coz' he likes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniMAL Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 So everyones up for maiming this guy then?Interesting. yeah sure...i bet u do it all the time :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tattoodude Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 how about " I just got ripped off by a Tattoo artist " or " I couldn't afford this tattoo in capitals" or " My other tattoo is really good" I'm doing all of these on myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tattoodude Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 So everyones up for maiming this guy then?Interesting. yeah sure...i bet u do it all the time :shock: That Chinese restaurant menu in my studio is there for us to order food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 So everyones up for maiming this guy then?Interesting. well i hardly count i'm up for maiming anyone, this guy or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Punisher Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 "small penis, small brain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRISHCREAME Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I think " f*ck & forget " would impress most of the Thai ladies Funny but I actually know someone with that on the small of their back, a Thai girl in fact! And no, I am not kidding. She said to me that she does regret she ever had it done... :shock: Nevermind that....how was she? It must have been good because you "didn't forget her"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 "small penis, small brain" .... but thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 "small penis, small brain" .... but thick. /......... and fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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