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Hmmm... this thread seems to be describing what women *say* they want. This is usually completely different from what they actually want. Ok.. here's the real list that the girls won't tell us:

hot body

muscles

no belly

winning smile

nice face

firm ass

well hung

bad (always being a bit naughty/cheeky/dirty)

looks hot in jeans and t-shirt

rips her clothes off as soon as they are alone

can make a woman horny with just a look, word or touch

can make a woman orgasm for hours on end

Ok girls.. did i miss anything?

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hot body

muscles

no belly

winning smile

nice face

firm ass

well hung

bad (always being a bit naughty/cheeky/dirty)

looks hot in jeans and t-shirt

rips her clothes off as soon as they are alone

can make a woman horny with just a look, word or touch

can make a woman orgasm for hours on end

u described me perfectly.

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Hmmm... this thread seems to be describing what women *say* they want. This is usually completely different from what they actually want. Ok.. here's the real list that the girls won't tell us:

hot body

muscles

no belly

winning smile

nice face

firm ass

well hung

bad (always being a bit naughty/cheeky/dirty)

looks hot in jeans and t-shirt

rips her clothes off as soon as they are alone

can make a woman horny with just a look, word or touch

can make a woman orgasm for hours on end

Ok girls.. did i miss anything?

Yes , and when a Thai girl says " I dont care about looks or how old a man is , just that he must have a good heart "

Its probably because she has a gik that has all the above mentioned

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Hmmm... this thread seems to be describing what women *say* they want. This is usually completely different from what they actually want. Ok.. here's the real list that the girls won't tell us:

hot body

muscles

no belly

winning smile

nice face

firm ass

well hung

bad (always being a bit naughty/cheeky/dirty)

looks hot in jeans and t-shirt

rips her clothes off as soon as they are alone

can make a woman horny with just a look, word or touch

can make a woman orgasm for hours on end

Ok girls.. did i miss anything?

Yes , and when a Thai girl says " I dont care about looks or how old a man is , just that he must have a good heart "

Its probably because she has a gik that has all the above mentioned

it's probably a case of good heart=fat wallet.

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after reading a few of these as expectations for a BF...

I am glad I don't qualify....

hot body - nope

muscles - only where it counts

no belly - have one, makes for a nice pillow on the beach looking at the stars

winning smile - thats debatable, but my dentist likes his handywork

nice face - only a face my mother can love and not reject

firm ass - havent had a chance to cop a feel of other firm asses to compare

well hung - no complaints here...

bad (always being a bit naughty/cheeky/dirty) - get complaints about me being too good at being bad...

looks hot in jeans and t-shirt - too damn hot in Bkk to wear jeans... but sure, when I wear 'em I look all hot and sweaty...

rips her clothes off as soon as they are alone - why wait till we are alone? The taxi ride is a perfect place to start...

can make a woman horny with just a look, word or touch - opps I did it again, and again...

can make a woman orgasm for hours on end - and again, and again...

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Hmmm... this thread seems to be describing what women *say* they want. This is usually completely different from what they actually want. Ok.. here's the real list that the girls won't tell us:

hot body

muscles

no belly

winning smile

nice face

firm ass

well hung

bad (always being a bit naughty/cheeky/dirty)

looks hot in jeans and t-shirt

rips her clothes off as soon as they are alonecan make a woman horny with just a look, word or touch

can make a woman orgasm for hours on end

Ok girls.. did i miss anything?

Yes , and when a Thai girl says " I dont care about looks or how old a man is , just that he must have a good heart "

Its probably because she has a gik that has all the above mentioned

it's probably a case of good heart=fat wallet.

Unless the aforementioned fat wallet is the result of not being f**ked to empty out 3 months worth of receipts.

Amendment would be thus- 'Good heart=fat wallet( with Centurion card in it)'.That kinda clarifies the situation.

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