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Monogamy or not?.... NOT

One woman one experience boring? Even if it isn't boring, you get stuck with the rest of the baggage beyond the sexual thing.

So ultimately, it is mind numbing and unbearable spending time exclusively with one psycho biatch.

Ohh I should rethink maybe.. Starting to sound a bit misogynistic here.

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Guest Tattoodude
I knew I could count on you to get that.....lolololol

Count is my middle name...

count_von_count.jpg

One! Two! Three! Altogether! ONE!!!...

no no no! It's:

One banana! ha ha ha!

Two, two bananas ha ha ha!

Three!bananas!

Four!bananas!

Five bananas! ha ha ha five bananas!

**sound of thunder and lightening**

That was the banana splits not the count.

I am less senile than you old man.

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Share it around mate, they're gagging for you... don't deny them all.

Good call Mick. You've made me think. Why should I deny them?

I'm going to take your advice and use it. Shake it like a stick until it breaks in half and then shake it some more.

They deserve me.

Som nam na.

just don't tell the girlfriend!!

:wink:

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depends how much you have in your pocket guest monogamy is never word in a rich man's dictionary..at least not to those rich bastard I know

Buy hotels early, forget mayfair and park lane, use the car or the dog, the hat never wins

i always found the hat to be the most successful of the counters but i did lose my ship very soon after purchase!! :roll:

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no i think it definitely was the banana splits.

Poo.

You appear to be blinded by the fact that you really really really really wanted one of those six-wheeled buggies.

Hey. Who didn't?

The Banana Splits

Written by Ritchie Adams & Mark Barkan

One banana, two banana, three banana, four

Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.

Over hill and highway the banana buggies go

Comin' to bring you the Banana Split show

Makin' up a mess of fun, makin' up a mess of fun

Lots of fun for everyone

(CHORUS)

Tra la la, la la la la

Tra la la, la la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one

All bananas playin' in the bright warm sun.

Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork

Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper an' Snork

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Two banana, four banana, one banana, three

Swingin' like a bunch on monkeys, hangin' from a tree.

Hey there, ev'rybody, won't you come along and see

How much like Banana Splits ev'ryone can be

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Makin up a mess of fun

Makin up a mess of fun

Happiness for ev'ryone

Tra la la, la la la la

Tra la la, la la la la

Tra la la, la la la la

banana_buggy.jpg

The Count:

1 mistake hahaha!

2 mistakes hahaha!!!

3!!! 3mistakes!!! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

3!!! 3 mistakes!!!

duhhh...like where's the, like, thunder and lightening????

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