ConcreteAngel Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 http://thebigview.com/pastlife/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern France around the year 1475. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller. Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THERE'S NO WAY I WAS BLOODY FRENCH!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: Other than the French bit, I quitel like the idea of being the servant of dark forces. :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanUsa Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 They only had dark forces WAY back then because they didn't have L.E.D. flashlights like they do now. Now all forces are well lit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 They only had dark forces WAY back then because they didn't have L.E.D. flashlights like they do now. Now all forces are well lit. just for you, a little song; Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?? Well... You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT??? I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh?? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And... They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out) Hey, buddy! Yes officer.. You a head? No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha.... original recording by Napoleon XIV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 There was the same test in Thai forum and it's in Thaiversion, just in case Im_A_Bitch wants to try. http://www.thailandfriends.com/index.php?name=DB_phpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=14757&sid=f4fa9e72802351e86a50b5c82cc7f8c7&&sid=f4fa9e72802351e86a50b5c82cc7f8c7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 So all the thousands of people born on a particular day were actually the same person in their previous collective lives? Or are we supposed to believe that there were any number of identical past lives? Utter tosh? Would be ok if it was mildly entertaining? Can I have those 12 seconds back again please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 So all the thousands of people born on a particular day were actually the same person in their previous collective lives? Or are we supposed to believe that there were any number of identical past lives? Utter tosh? Would be ok if it was mildly entertaining? Can I have those 12 seconds back again please? suppose it is at least slightly more imaginative than King/Queen/Great leader. How come no-one has a past life just as a peasant struggling to survive? Or 'I was a leprous beggar' would be a novel one. and at least I wasn't really French!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 There was the same test in Thai forum and it's in Thaiversion, just in case Im_A_Bitch wants to try. http://www.thailandfriends.com/index.php?name=DB_phpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=14757&sid=f4fa9e72802351e86a50b5c82cc7f8c7&&sid=f4fa9e72802351e86a50b5c82cc7f8c7 #If I knew what to fill in where I might Nicky, you wicked bong smoker you. :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Iain's psychotherapist.. before you committed suicide.. :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Iain's psychotherapist.. before you committed suicide.. :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :? em, where is that a quote from? :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 em, where is that a quote from? :? http://thebigview.com/pastlife/ :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 em, where is that a quote from? :? http://thebigview.com/pastlife/ :wink: ah that famous German humour again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge. WTF magical bridge??? USA South-East AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and YAA HAWWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge. WTF magical bridge??? USA South-East AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and YAA HAWWW if you find the magical bridge, just watch out for the magic troll living under it. (that's Maidai in a previous life trying to f*ck you up from crossing the bridge) :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 it told me that I was the anti-Christ in a previous life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 and I remembered it all once it told me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Center Russia around the year 700. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard. Your brief psychological profile in your past life: You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness.Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret. Some of it was right! It got my wife pretty well too...even said that her past life was in Burma...close enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo.Cloud.oO Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 950. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life: You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul. Do you remember now? uhhhhh i once had a dream that i was in a real life zombie movie but this i do not remember good guess tho i always thought i was a frog before because i burp loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 950. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life: You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul. Do you remember now? uhhhhh i once had a dream that i was in a real life zombie movie but this i do not remember good guess tho i always thought i was a frog before because i burp loud As a great yurt are the heavens Covering the steppe in all directions On the plain of Ch'ih-le Under the Mountains of Yin Blue, blue is the sky Vast, vast is the steppe Here the grass bends with the breeze Here are the cattle and sheep. :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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