One day, Stanley the sperm was doing his usual thing. Sitting in a quiet place, all alone while his friends, all the other sperm were talking, and socialising. Stanley started his routine - exercise. Sit ups, push ups, and running on the spot. This had caused great fascination to all the other sperm for quite some time, and they couldn't keep their cuirosity to themselves any longer. A delegation of the other sperm approached Stanley, and asked why he was so intent on keeping fit."Ah, well", said Stan. "When the time comes, as you know, we all need to race towards that egg, and one of us, just one, will get to fertalise it, and the successful sperm will become a human being. I am keeping fit, so that I will be the strongest sperm, and become that person".The other sperm understood, and went back to their own activities.One day, things started to get a little heated, and all the sperm were being thrown around the place. They decided that this was 'it', time for the final race.Stanley made sure he was at the front of the queue to give himeslf the best advantage. The heat was intense, and they knew that at any moment, they would hear the starters gun go off, and the race would begin.5.....4......3.....2.....1..... They were off!!!!!!!!!!!! Down the tube, and into the tunnel they went. Stanley's exercise was paying off. He was swimming for his life, and way ahead of everyone else. He WAS going to win this race, and become a new life!!But suddenly - he stopped, with a look of horror on his face, turned around, and started swimming back the other way to where they had just come from!!"Stan, what the hell are you doing", cried the other sperm...Stan replied, "Get back get back, it's just a hand job"

Stu, where ya been? I heard this one 25 years ago.

Just reminiscing, Lobert. Old ones are the best:)

Dirty, filthy and perverted................allegedly

The joke isnt bad though hehehe

Stu...

Good one.

I suggest u read Sperm Wars... Its interesting...

Its is SO old Stu

Any tamer and it would be

A Nursery Rhyme lol

As for the Other journal

Maybe its a cry for attention lol

I'II follow what ever Eddie says Stu,lol

THIS is the perverted joke? ee gad!

Sperm is a sticky subject . . .

every sperm is sacred

every sperm is great

if a sperm is wasted

god gets quite irate

(Monty Python)

Stu - take care - there might be catholics around

Damnam - don't ya just love Monty Python !!

Oldies but goodies, hear that one when I was 25 - so it must be both LOL

@hypermanic - ever since - and you dont have to be British to love MP

sorry for being late ..... PERVERT !!!!!!