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OK, some people are right, this should be something funny for the forum. So have a look who comes next.

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Re-post as "My Life According to (BAND NAME)"

My artist: The Strokes

By Mario

Are you a male or female? Meet Me In The Bathroom

Describe yourself? Hard To Explain

How do you feel? Heart In A Cage

Describe where you currently live: On The Other Side

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? The Way It Is

Your best friend is? Barely Legal

Your favorite color is? Red Light

What's the weather like? Evening Sun

Favorite time of day? 12:51

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Whatever Happened?

What is life to you? Trying Your Luck

Your relationship? Alone Together

Your Fear? Fear Of Sleep

What is the best advice you have to give? The End Has No End

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Soma

Thought for the day? Ask Me Anything

How would you like to die? Automatic Stop

Your soul's present condition? Between Love & Hate

Your motto? You Only Live Once

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"My Life According to Rammstein"

Are you a male or female? Zwitter

Describe yourself? Weisses Fleisch

How do you feel? Keine Lust

Describe where you currently live: Moskau

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Reise, Reise

Your best friend is? Dalai Lama

Your favorite color is? Rosenrot

What's the weather like? Nebel

Favorite time of day? Laichzeit

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Mann Gegen Mann

What is life to you? Asche zu Asche

Your relationship? Rein raus

Your Fear? Haifisch

What is the best advice you have to give? Bueck Dich

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Engel

Thought for the day? Waidmanns Heil

How would you like to die? Feuer frei!

Your soul's present condition? Feuer & Wasser

Your motto? Liebe ist fuer alle da

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My artist: The Doors

Are you a male or female? Back Door Man

Describe yourself? Wild Child

How do you feel? Stoned Immaculate

Describe where you currently live: Crystal Ship

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Don't Go No Farther

Your best friend is? People Are Strange

Your favorite color is? Light My Fire

What's the weather like? Blue Sunday

Favorite time of day? End of the Night

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Texas Radio and the Big Beat

What is life to you? Mystery Train

Your relationship? Love Her Madly

Your Fear? Dead Cats, Dead Rats

What is the best advice you have to give? Petition the Lord With Prayer

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Heroin

Thought for the day? Variety is the Spice of Life

How would you like to die? The World on Fire

Your soul's present condition? I'm Horny, I'm Stoned

Your motto? Take it as it Comes

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My artist: Madonna

Are you a male or female? Material Girl

Describe yourself? Like a Virgin

How do you feel? Laugh to Keep From Crying

Describe where you currently live: Secret

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? La Isla Bonita

Your best friend is? Everybody

Your favorite color is? True Blue

What's the weather like? Rain

Favorite time of day? Bed Time Story

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Into The Groove

What is life to you? Like a Prayer

Your relationship? Frozen

Your Fear? Human Nature

What is the best advice you have to give? Papa Don't Preach

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Vogue

Thought for the day? Nothing Really Matters

How would you like to die? Die Another Day

Your soul's present condition? Open Your Heart

Your motto? Deeper And Deeper

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My life according to ABBA :

Are you a male or female? : Does your mother know?

Describe yourself? : Head over heels

How do you feel? S.O.S

Describe where you currently live: I am the city.

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Santa Rosa

Your best friend is? Money Money Money

Your favorite color is? Honey Honey

What's the weather like? The day before you came

Favorite time of day? Midnight Special

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Dancing Queen

What is life to you? The winner takes it all.

Your relationship? I do, I do, I do, I do

Your Fear? Under attack

What is the best advice you have to give? The way old friends do

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Chiquitita

Thought for the day? Knowing me, knowing you.

How would you like to die? Bang-a-boomerang

Your soul's present condition? Super Trouper

Your motto? People need love

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My artist: George Michael and Wham!

Are you a male or female? Miss Sarajevo

Describe yourself? Patience

How do you feel? I want your sex

Describe where you currently live: Outside

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Club Tropicana

Your best friend is? American Angel

Your favorite color is? A ray of sunshine

What's the weather like? Last Christmas

Favorite time of day? Wake me up before you go-go

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? John and Elvis are dead

What is life to you? Precious box

Your relationship? This is not real love

Your Fear? Kissing a Fool

What is the best advice you have to give? Jesus to a child

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Roxanne

Thought for the day? Waltz away dreaming

How would you like to die? Heal the pain

Your soul's present condition? Freedom

Your motto? Don't let the sun go down

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  • 4 months later...

My artist: Sasha Grey

Are you a male or female? Depend on the toys

Describe yourself? Innocent as a new born baby

How do you feel? Addicted

Describe where you currently live: North Pole

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? 7th Heaven

Your best friend is? Hitachi Magic Wand

Your favorite color is? Golden Shower

What's the weather like? "Pissing" with Rain

Favorite time of day? When he is horny

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? She said she was innocent

What is life to you? Live once. Enjoy it!

Your relationship? Being Slave

Your Fear? Popper becomes illegal

What is the best advice you have to give? Try Back Door!

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Jessica Bangkok

Thought for the day? Dont eat green potatoes

How would you like to die? With pleasure

Your soul's present condition? Pure like a pearl

Your motto? Love me love my dog

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My life according to Teardrop Explodes/Julian Cope

Are you a male or female? :Safesurfer

Describe yourself? : I Come From Another Planet Baby

How do you feel? Ha-Ha I'm Drowning

Describe where you currently live: Paranormal In The West Country

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Eve's Volcano

Your best friend is? Bouncing Babies

Your favorite color is? Sunspots

What's the weather like? Sunshine Playroom

Favorite time of day? 5 O'Clock World

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? World Shut Your Mouth

What is life to you? Competition

Your relationship? The Greatness & Perfection of Love

Your Fear? Colours Fly Away

What is the best advice you have to give? Fear Loves This Place

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Passionate Friend

Thought for the day? You Disappear From View

How would you like to die? Sleeping Gas

Your soul's present condition? Trampolene

Your motto? Serious Danger

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Ok... Now I'll be serious..

My artist: Juno Reactor

Are you a male or female? GOD IS GOD

Describe yourself? MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

How do you feel? HIGH ENERGY PROTONS

Describe where you currently live: ACID MOON

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Labyrinth

Your best friend is? LAUNGING GAS

Your favorite color is? MAN TO RAY

What's the weather like? THE HEAVENS

Favorite time of day? SOLARIS

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? CONGO FURY

What is life to you? LULLABY

Your relationship? MAGNETIC

Your Fear? MUTANT MESSAGE

What is the best advice you have to give? FEEL THE UNIVERSE

If you could change your name, you would change it to: JARDIN DE CECILE

Thought for the day? MONA LISA OVERDRIVE

How would you like to die? PISTOLERO

Your soul's present condition? CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT

Your motto? Conquistador

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My Life according to John Lennon and The Beatles...

Are you a male or female? Well I'm definitely Something.

Describe yourself? I am the Walrus.

How do you feel? I Feel Fine.

Describe where you currently live: Currently ? In Penny Lane.

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Strawberry Fields.

Of course.

Your best friend is? A Bad girl called Polythene Pam

Your favorite color is? Yellow

Submarine.

What's the weather like? It's a bit cloudy... But Here Comes The Sun

Favorite time of day? Yesterday

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? In My Life Of course.

What is life to you? Revolution!

Your relationship? Pretty good... We both Come Together.

Your Fear? Same as everyone - The Taxman!

What is the best advice you have to give? All You Need is Love.

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Eleanor Rigby.

but that's a long story.

Thought for the day? We Can Work it Out.

How would you like to die? Well... I think In an Octopus's Garden.

Your soul's present condition? Ahh well I have a Rubber Soul

Your motto? imagine.

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My artist: Radiohead

Are you a male or female? Everything in Its Right Place

Describe yourself? I am Citizen Insane

How do you feel? High and Dry

Describe where you currently live: House of Cards

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? How to Disappear Completely?

Your best friend is? Faithless, The Wonder Boy

Your favorite color is? Union City Blue

What's the weather like? Fog

Favorite time of day? Morning Bell

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Subterranean Homesick Alien

What is life to you? Jigsaw Falling into Place

Your relationship? Like Spinning Plates

Your Fear? 4 Minute Warning

What is the best advice you have to give? Follow Me Around

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Worrywort

Thought for the day? Down is the New Up

How would you like to die? Hunting Bears

Your soul's present condition? Bulletproof

Your motto? No Surprises Please

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My artist: Jane's Addiction

Are you a male or female? Thank you boys

Describe yourself? Summertime Rolls

How do you feel? Pigs in Zen

Describe where you currently live: Ocean Size

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Up the Beach

Your best friend is? Classic Girl

Your favorite color is? Obvious

What's the weather like? 1%

Favorite time of day? Standing in the Shower...Thinking

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Trip Away

What is life to you? Three Days

Your relationship? My Time

Your Fear? Idiots Rule

What is the best advice you have to give? Jane Says

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Ted, Just admit it

Thought for the day? Been Caught Stealing

How would you like to die? Whores

Your soul's present condition? Rock N Roll

Your motto? Chip Away

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My artist: Kanye West

Are you a male or female? Everything I Am

Describe yourself? Stronger

How do you feel? I wonder

Describe where you currently live: Spaceship

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Homecoming

Your best friend is? Gold Digger

Your favorite color is? The Best

What's the weather like? Coldest winter

Favorite time of day? Gotta Pose

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Drunk and Hot girls

What is life to you? Good life

Your relationship? Barry Bonds

Your Fear? Flashing lights

What is the best advice you have to give? Swagger Like Us

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Lollipop

Thought for the day? Wow

How would you like to die? Touch the sky

Your soul's present condition? Amazing

Your motto? Diamonds are forever

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