DANNO Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Are you Scotsmen doing OK for cash?I mean, I can lend you some if you still need to keep buying other teams' football shirts. Never mind... here's a link to cheer you up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQJtViqs1Bo Famous Scottish name - Iwelumo - missing an open goal at 2 yards... (It's even better with the despairing Scotsmen commentating... ) Here's a better clip of England CLEARLY missing from 7 yards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIhQF9wl-fs Final score? 4-2... OK so disallow one... final score? 3-2... What's the problem? Some TWATS were on the pitch at the 4th goal, should never have been allowed. 2-2... Jeesus! And the Scots b*tch about the English going on about winning the World Cup! William Wallace was a p*ssy. :wink: He still managed a 1-1 draw with your lot and yous had more players Stevie...isn't that a Frenchy (Norman) stock found South of the border???? Although they should know something about being p*ssys I think in this case it is enviable projection! Only a little but of French stock. Ironically the main root of the Angles is Germanic, with a soupcon of Danish thrown in. Dave, just a wee point on Stirling Bridge (which I only ever raise in the rare instance of Scotland v England games). Wallace had just under 2500 men, De Warrene (great English name) had around 12,000. How that means we had 'more players' I have no idea!! and see those bastard Welsh!! he is talking about the ones with real BALLs mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Another interesting match-up... Spain vs Portugal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 God to choose his favourite ass-kissing footballers Reports are surfacing this morning that God is set to put an end to ongoing speculation by making a decision as to which set of ass-kissing footballers he will grant the ability to win the World Cup. Teams throughout the tournament are filled by self-crossing, heavenward-gazing footballers, leading many commentators to claim that God is facing an almost impossible decision. John Motson explained, “He’s made it very difficult for himself - if he chooses the team that kisses his ass the most, then he’s encouraging more ass-kissing next time, which will mean less football and more kissing of jewellery with overly elaborate demonstrations of blind faith.†“But if he chooses a team that hardly kisses his ass at all, then footballers everywhere will surely be left asking themselves, ‘what’s the bloody point’.†“It’s a tough one alright, but this is why he gets paid the big money - to make difficult decisions like this.†Champions There will be an early chance to see God’s will in action this afternoon as two of the biggest ass-kissing teams, Portugal and Brazil, play each other in their final group game. Motson continued, “Both sides have so many of crucifix-kissing, heavenward-pleading, rapidly self-crossing players that they often look like a well-choreographed street dance troupe, but obviously he has must choose one. Unless he chickens out and makes it a draw, of course.†God’s spokesperson David Icke told reporters, “Sure, God likes a little nod in his direction every now and again, especially from footballers. He was a goalkeeper like me you know.†“But no-one likes a kiss-ass - well, actually that’s not strictly true, God loves a kiss-ass, he basically demands it from everyone who follows him - but these footballers are starting to take the piss now.†“Isn’t that right Dad? He said ‘yes’.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badman1970 Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 the african football is on the move. If they managed to built leagues as in Europe they would have a fair chance to get on the same level (but I doubt they will be able to). Maybe in 20 years there might be even more teams from Asia teasing the so-called established teams, such as Japan did. The two free kicks goals were brillant and the trick, that led to 3:1 was awesome, too. Germany vs. England - old arch rivals, not enemy in my eyes. May the better team win. wouldnt be surprised if england won as due a bit of luck against germany,hope not though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowerchild85 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/the-daily-show-world-cup-2010-into-africa-us-beats-algeria/17vx9xe0n This is the funniest John Stuart clip ever about World Cup and America.. Must watch this everbody... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/the-daily-show-world-cup-2010-into-africa-us-beats-algeria/17vx9xe0nThis is the funniest John Stuart clip ever about World Cup and America.. Must watch this everbody... +1 funny! thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 God to choose his favourite a*s-kissing footballersThere will be an early chance to see God’s will in action this afternoon as two of the biggest a*s-kissing teams, Portugal and Brazil, play each other in their final group game. hope he picks spain against the f**king portugese !!! :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowerchild85 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/the-daily-show-world-cup-2010-into-africa-two-teams-one-cup/17vjdz435 Oh this one even funnier! It about England teasing about America football team.. This super super super funnier.. Please everyone see this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 God to choose his favourite a*s-kissing footballersThere will be an early chance to see God’s will in action this afternoon as two of the biggest a*s-kissing teams, Portugal and Brazil, play each other in their final group game. hope he picks spain against the f**king portugese !!! :twisted: well satan's already picked Cristina Tranaldo, so it'll be like Job--The Rematch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted June 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 That first Korean goal was proper sloppy.... I took Forlan out of my team this morning as well... gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 That first Korean goal was proper sloppy.... I took Forlan out of my team this morning as well... gutted. Chink in the armour mate? Noticed you aren't even 1st in Thailand any more. Pfft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted June 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 .... sneaky ******* Prawns, I'll get my Thailand crown back this week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 .... sneaky f*cking Prawns, I'll get my Thailand crown back this week! Nice one mate that's the spirit. Before or after the kitchen cupboard pic? No pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted June 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 .... sneaky f*cking Prawns, I'll get my Thailand crown back this week! Nice one mate that's the spirit. Before or after the kitchen cupboard pic? No pressure. Damn the mother fucker at the top is 8th in the world, he's in with a good shot, after this round everyone end up with the same team anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PiAnt Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 HUGE PICS Cool. Ideal in fact mate, cheers. When mate and where? (I'll bring some mates to take em down and shift em out of your way.) What would you like a bottle of??? (I'm not very au fait with fancy booze.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted June 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Resizing pic is for poofs. I'll ask the Mrs... we're moving next week some time I think.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 I'll ask the Mrs... we're moving next week some time I think.. Ok mate let me know when's convenient. BTW I was on 30 points before Korea pegged one back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvereagle Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 ghana vs uruguay surprise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damnam1 Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 ghana vs uruguaysurprise? nope, I had both on my list with the exact results. My bet for today - almost the same as 1990 - 5:3 for Germany, of course after a decent penalty shoot out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 The road to 2034 starts here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Gahana !! :salute: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbie36 Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 I know people are worried about the violence that might result from 'red shirt' protests after tonight's game. People should realize however that these England supporters who are prone to violence are in fact 'ignorant peasants' who only support the the team because they are all rich. They are essentially harmless, perhaps a little drunk, and might throw a fire cracker at you if provoked by shouts of 'ignorant red shirt loser!!' 'Seig Heil' meaning 'we will win' will also be irritating (especially if accompanied by an outstretched arm) as 'you' have already 'won'. There is no need for snipers or military intervention. In a couple of days the 'team' they supported so passionately, they will refer to as 'useless wankers.' Yellow shirts can relax as you on the other side of the draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 I know people are worried about the violence that might result from 'red shirt' protests after tonight's game.People should realize however that these England supporters who are prone to violence are in fact 'ignorant peasants' who only support the the team because they are all rich. They are essentially harmless, perhaps a little drunk, and might throw a fire cracker at you if provoked by shouts of 'ignorant red shirt loser!!' 'Seig Heil' meaning 'we will win' will also be irritating (especially if accompanied by an outstretched arm) as 'you' have already 'won'. There is no need for snipers or military intervention. In a couple of days the 'team' they supported so passionately, they will refer to as 'useless wankers.' Yellow shirts can relax as you on the other side of the draw. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Substituting Defoe for Heskey when you need goals? That's like switching off the porn when you fancy a wank. Breaking news - England have got a new coach... It will come tomorrow morning to pick them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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