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The Phrase: "well that's just your opinion"

This one pisses me off just thinking about it. Any time you say something sucks around someone who disagrees, they try to validate their taste in shitty music/movies/clothing by reminding you that you still only speak for yourself, as if their opinions are in jeopardy of being monopolized by your own. Everyone already knows it's my opinion by virtue of the fact that I said it, no need to restate the obvious you dopey ****.

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Squat Toilets really annoy me.

We recently went to Isaan.

Normally I don’t take a shat in public restrooms, I wait until I get home. But after a day (almost 2) of not going, the bubblies hit me. I get in there and I’m like “uh-oh†I just realized that I’d actually have to use this thing. The thing is, it’s hard enough to squat and to try and relax enough where you can actually go. Then, like some mean trick they must get someone to come in once an hour to piss all over the floor and throw a bit vegetable oil in for good measure, so there we have it, a balancing act of trying to relax, dodging the shite that seems to be embedded in the walls and trying not to slip into years of ancient Thai piss. How is it possible to go?

Apparently it is meant to be healthier. How can it be healthier when the floor is covered in fk knows what and **** smeared up the walls across the floor, back of the door? To make things worse they never have a notice up saying “by the way we don’t supply tissues eitherâ€. Or maybe they did and someone used that sign as toilet paper. So even if you do manage to go then you’re stuck with a shitty arse for the rest of the trip, there weren’t any bum guns either. Even if there were you would have 2 (possibly 3) choices. To walk around with a shitty arse, a wet arse or if you are with someone you can call them to bring you some toilet paper whilst you are marinating in that literal **** hole.

Bottom line (no pun intended), after a few demo illustrations of how this could turn out, I had to hold it in until we got to back to Bangkok and back to the apartment.

I am one relieved bastard today.

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Squat Toilets really annoy me.

We recently went to Isaan.

Normally I don’t take a shat in public restrooms, I wait until I get home. But after a day (almost 2) of not going, the bubblies hit me. I get in there and I’m like “uh-oh” I just realized that I’d actually have to use this thing. The thing is, it’s hard enough to squat and to try and relax enough where you can actually go. Then, like some mean trick they must get someone to come in once an hour to piss all over the floor and throw a bit vegetable oil in for good measure, so there we have it, a balancing act of trying to relax, dodging the shite that seems to be embedded in the walls and trying not to slip into years of ancient Thai piss. How is it possible to go?

Apparently it is meant to be healthier. How can it be healthier when the floor is covered in fk knows what and shit smeared up the walls across the floor, back of the door? To make things worse they never have a notice up saying “by the way we don’t supply tissues either”. Or maybe they did and someone used that sign as toilet paper. So even if you do manage to go then you’re stuck with a shitty arse for the rest of the trip, there weren’t any bum guns either. Even if there were you would have 2 (possibly 3) choices. To walk around with a shitty arse, a wet arse or if you are with someone you can call them to bring you some toilet paper whilst you are marinating in that literal shit hole.

Bottom line (no pun intended), after a few demo illustrations of how this could turn out, I had to hold it in until we got to back to Bangkok and back to the apartment.

I am one relieved bastard today.

waking up to visually intense stories about poo.

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What irks me is 'Raider of the Lost Ark'...

Not the whole movie, because it's great - snake pits, propeller chopping up a man's head, sword to a gunfight gag, great music, iconic hero etc etc etc

I love the whole movie... except the ending.

Let's see, Indy raced all over Egypt trying to stop the Nazis getting the Ark of the Covenant. But he fails. And the Nazis open it anyway. And the Ark kills them all... And what does Indy do? Closes his eyes while tied to a pole...

So why was he in the movie anyway? I mean, imagine the movie without him. Nazis dig in the desert, find the Ark, open it and... the ending is exactly the same. He could have stayed at home and saved himself a lot of trouble and pain.

WTF was Spielberg thinking?

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What irks me is 'Raider of the Lost Ark'...

Not the whole movie, because it's great - snake pits, propeller chopping up a man's head, sword to a gunfight gag, great music, iconic hero etc etc etc

I love the whole movie... except the ending.

Let's see, Indy raced all over Egypt trying to stop the Nazis getting the Ark of the Covenant. But he fails. And the Nazis open it anyway. And the Ark kills them all... And what does Indy do? Closes his eyes while tied to a pole...

So why was he in the movie anyway? I mean, imagine the movie without him. Nazis dig in the desert, find the Ark, open it and... the ending is exactly the same. He could have stayed at home and saved himself a lot of trouble and pain.

WTF was Spielberg thinking?

It's all about the frequent flyer miles conspiracy. They're brain washing us into wanting to have adventures all over the world.

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OK I thought of another one... Actually I didn't think of it, it happened to me again and reminded me how annoying it is.

Girls who come back to my room. They get cozy, get hot, get naked... and then at the last moment say, "No, no cannot... I have a boyfriend..."

As though he'd be saying, "Yep... kiss him, suck his cock, sit on his face, that's OK... But don't you DARE put it inside!! THAT would be cheating!"

(Next time for sure!)

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OK I thought of another one... Actually I didn't think of it, it happened to me again and reminded me how annoying it is.

Girls who come back to my room. They get cozy, get hot, get naked... and then at the last moment say, "No, no cannot... I have a boyfriend..."

As though he'd be saying, "Yep... kiss him, suck his cock, sit on his face, that's OK... But don't you DARE put it inside!! THAT would be cheating!"

(Next time for sure!)

Hey, some people have boundaries.

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OK I thought of another one... Actually I didn't think of it, it happened to me again and reminded me how annoying it is.

Girls who come back to my room. They get cozy, get hot, get naked... and then at the last moment say, "No, no cannot... I have a boyfriend..."

As though he'd be saying, "Yep... kiss him, suck his cock, sit on his face, that's OK... But don't you DARE put it inside!! THAT would be cheating!"

yeah ... but off course they r usually faithful and this is the first time they've ever done anything like this .... and really they do feel bad/guilty about it !!!!

yeah right !!!!!

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