Stramash Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr TF, should I be checking my gender orientation if I still enjoy watching "Four Weddings and a Funeral' though I have already seen it some 20 times previously with gfs/friends over the years? Dear LG, since it has always been apparent to all on TF that you have dark and murky secrets, not to mention a few black lacy numbers, hiding in your closet, then perhaps it is time to stand alone in Lumpini Park and cry to the world 'I LOVE CHICK FLICKS!!!' You will feel so much better for releasing your dark secret to the world. yours, Dr Deviation. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 i'll bet ur the first to think of that line Dave !!! or possibly NOT !!!!!!!!!!!! I was the first on here.... I take my triumphs where I can. this story is really doing the rounds back home .... there's even a Kirk McCambley Appreciation group on Facebook now with about 4,000 members !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhere Do People In Hell Tell Other People To Go? -Catholic Girl Patong Town Or Moss Side? :wink: (in fact, the UK equivalent would be Birmingham) Funny - I've lived in both and was going to say Birmingham... but I wanted to be local. (I also considered Glasgow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhere Do People In Hell Tell Other People To Go? -Catholic Girl Patong Town Or Moss Side? :wink: (in fact, the UK equivalent would be Birmingham) Funny - I've lived in both and was going to say Birmingham... but I wanted to be local. (I also considered Glasgow) and that would show how long it is since you've been here. Sure, like Moss Side, there are bad sink estates with social problems; every major city has them. But the city centre is a bright vibrant area, with great pubs and restaurants, some of the best shopping in the UK (was 3rd behind London and Manchester if I recall) and some of the best clubs. Not to mention that less than half an hours drive and you're in some of the best countryside too!! The 'no mean city' tag has long been shrugged off. Crime, especially violent crime is way down. But yes, there are still no go areas, especially if you are wearing the wrong football colours!!! To be fair, Birmingham city centre has also had major revamps. It's just that ******* accent; to me an eternity of Brummie accents would be the worst Satan could throw at me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr TF, should I be checking my gender orientation if I still enjoy watching "Four Weddings and a Funeral' though I have already seen it some 20 times previously with gfs/friends over the years? Dear LG, since it has always been apparent to all on TF that you have dark and murky secrets, not to mention a few black lacy numbers, hiding in your closet, then perhaps it is time to stand alone in Lumpini Park and cry to the world 'I LOVE CHICK FLICKS!!!' You will feel so much better for releasing your dark secret to the world. yours, Dr Deviation. :twisted: Dear Dr Deviate, You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over). Not all chick flicks but FW&F just came on Star Movies and somehow I couldn't change the channel to ESPN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr TF, should I be checking my gender orientation if I still enjoy watching "Four Weddings and a Funeral' though I have already seen it some 20 times previously with gfs/friends over the years? Dear LG, since it has always been apparent to all on TF that you have dark and murky secrets, not to mention a few black lacy numbers, hiding in your closet, then perhaps it is time to stand alone in Lumpini Park and cry to the world 'I LOVE CHICK FLICKS!!!' You will feel so much better for releasing your dark secret to the world. yours, Dr Deviation. :twisted: Dear Dr Deviate, You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over). Not all chick flicks but FW&F just came on Star Movies and somehow I couldn't change the channel to ESPN! I am proud to say I have never ever dj'd at a foam party. And as for your other scurrilous accusations; well everyone knows sequins clash with my eyes. I only ever wear silk dahhhling. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr Deviate, You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over). Was it this party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr.TF Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? - Animal Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? - Animal Lover Dear bestiality fan. It is a little known fact that Walt Disney was in fact an evil scientist. Goofy represented his first attempt at genetic modification of an animated character. In 1942, Goofy escaped from his animators drawing board and ran amok, brutally killing 23 innocent bystanders and sexually molesting 4 poodles. Disney paid out over 3 million dollars in compensation and managed to keep the case out of the press. While millions of kids and parents have enjoyed the seemingly innocent adventures of Disney's creations, they are all in fact a part of a Machiavellian scheme to take over the planet, and this is still being orchestrated by the living brain of Walt Disney, currently being housed in a high tech lab in Florida. Just look at all the covert penises slipped into Disney cartoons and you will realise he is a nefarious madman who must be stopped!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr Deviate, You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over). Was it this party? The guy on the right sorta does look like Iain ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? - Animal Lover And why does Donald Duck wear a shirt, but no pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 The guy on the right sorta does look like Iain ......... (sigh) I'm waiting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipamerican Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 The guy on the right sorta does look like Iain ......... (sigh) I'm waiting.... Ok...I'll bite.... Nice tatoo on your shoulder, Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear bestiality fan. It is a little known fact that Walt Disney was in fact an evil scientist. Goofy represented his first attempt at genetic modification of an animated character. In 1942, Goofy escaped from his animators drawing board and ran amok, brutally killing 23 innocent bystanders and sexually molesting 4 poodles. Disney paid out over 3 million dollars in compensation and managed to keep the case out of the press. While millions of kids and parents have enjoyed the seemingly innocent adventures of Disney's creations, they are all in fact a part of a Machiavellian scheme to take over the planet, and this is still being orchestrated by the living brain of Walt Disney, currently being housed in a high tech lab in Florida. Just look at all the covert penises slipped into Disney cartoons and you will realise he is a nefarious madman who must be stopped!! :twisted: I wouldnt believe you untill I found this.. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr Deviate, You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over). Was it this party? The guy on the right sorta does look like Iain ......... Inaccurate and predictable... 'must try harder' :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 And why does Donald Duck wear a shirt, but no pants? Don't laugh - back in the seventies the Library Board of town Kemi, Finland, suggested unsubscribing Donald Duck on Kemi libraries' children's departments. The reason they insisted was that Donald Duck was immoral: Donald Duck didn't wear pants, he wasn't married to Daisy and lived in a broken family. In addition (since Kemi used to be a very red town) Donald Duck was presumed to be Imperialist indoctrination and attempting to brainwash innocent children on Capitalist ideas. Needless to say, Ariel Dorffman's and Armand Mattelart's book "Para leer Pato Donald (How to read Donald Duck)" was well worn on the hands of the Library Board. This story would be tragicomically ridiculous if it didn't happen to be true. It made to news in as far as Thailand. Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o That did cause a lot of rants, ee-i-ee-i-o Lefties wooed and audience booed Disney as porn was almost sued; Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o That's immoral, those folks said, ee-i-ee-i-o Lefties cried and messed and whined Thought they'd Donald Duck K-lined Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o That's a family model bad, ee-i-ee-i-o Lefties said and statement made libraries should have Disney forbade Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o Bad for child who role model seeks, ee-i-ee-i-o They are wimps and they are nerds, Lefties said, they are social re-tards Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o He's example of the Yankee muck, ee-i-ee-i-o Exploits the poor and Don shows the door He yearns for money all the more and more Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o Disney will make you retard, ee-i-ee-i-o It's brainwash and Yankee trash and Disney will get all your cash Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o If you think this song is fun, ee-i-ee-i-o Common sense it just has none, ee-i-ee-i-o I can tell you this story is true, Some people just can't tell tales from truth Some folks have their wits far gone, ee-i-ee-i-eo Credit - http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/nurseryrhyme5.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 I'd love for it to be true... but sorry - another Urban Myth... http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Was_Donald_Duck_comics_banned_in_Finland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Dr TF, should I be checking my gender orientation if I still enjoy watching "Four Weddings and a Funeral' though I have already seen it some 20 times previously with gfs/friends over the years? Dear LG, since it has always been apparent to all on TF that you have dark and murky secrets, not to mention a few black lacy numbers, hiding in your closet, then perhaps it is time to stand alone in Lumpini Park and cry to the world 'I LOVE CHICK FLICKS!!!' You will feel so much better for releasing your dark secret to the world. yours, Dr Deviation. :twisted: Dear Dr Deviate, You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over). Not all chick flicks but FW&F just came on Star Movies and somehow I couldn't change the channel to ESPN! Dear LG haven't learn Iain manner by now ... of using ...and then leaving you loose ends available for all others? (BTW ---- what colors are in fashon now?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 And why does Donald Duck wear a shirt, but no pants? Don't laugh - back in the seventies the Library Board of town Kemi, Finland, suggested unsubscribing Donald Duck on Kemi libraries' children's departments. The reason they insisted was that Donald Duck was immoral: Donald Duck didn't wear pants, he wasn't married to Daisy and lived in a broken family. In addition (since Kemi used to be a very red town) Donald Duck was presumed to be Imperialist indoctrination and attempting to brainwash innocent children on Capitalist ideas. Needless to say, Ariel Dorffman's and Armand Mattelart's book "Para leer Pato Donald (How to read Donald Duck)" was well worn on the hands of the Library Board. This story would be tragicomically ridiculous if it didn't happen to be true. It made to news in as far as Thailand. Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o That did cause a lot of rants, ee-i-ee-i-o Lefties wooed and audience booed Disney as porn was almost sued; Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o That's immoral, those folks said, ee-i-ee-i-o Lefties cried and messed and whined Thought they'd Donald Duck K-lined Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o That's a family model bad, ee-i-ee-i-o Lefties said and statement made libraries should have Disney forbade Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o Bad for child who role model seeks, ee-i-ee-i-o They are wimps and they are nerds, Lefties said, they are social re-tards Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o He's example of the Yankee muck, ee-i-ee-i-o Exploits the poor and Don shows the door He yearns for money all the more and more Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o Disney will make you retard, ee-i-ee-i-o It's brainwash and Yankee trash and Disney will get all your cash Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o If you think this song is fun, ee-i-ee-i-o Common sense it just has none, ee-i-ee-i-o I can tell you this story is true, Some people just can't tell tales from truth Some folks have their wits far gone, ee-i-ee-i-eo Credit - http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/nurseryrhyme5.shtml Yikes! and the KFC thread complain that Yanks were too PC concious? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dear Dr.TF How come your office (TF) so quiet today? lonely gal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dear Dr.TF How come your office (TF) so quiet today? lonely gal 17 pages ...took a break... :arrow: wind it up? Dr. Tf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dear Dr.TF How come your office (TF) so quiet today? lonely gal 17 pages ...took a break... :arrow: wind it up? Dr. Tf mean you are getting old, Dr.? lonely gal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dear Dr.TF How come your office (TF) so quiet today? lonely gal 17 pages ...took a break... :arrow: wind it up? Dr. Tf mean you are getting old, Dr.? getting? :? :roll: Been old....sweet young girly! :wink: lonely gal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dear Dr.TF How come your office (TF) so quiet today? lonely gal Dear Lonly Gal Coz I just woke up and it has been a tough night.. - Dr. SBI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dear Dr.TF How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -Assassinator wanna be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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