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Dear Dr TF, should I be checking my gender orientation if I still enjoy watching "Four Weddings and a Funeral' though I have already seen it some 20 times previously with gfs/friends over the years?

Dear LG,

since it has always been apparent to all on TF that you have dark and murky secrets, not to mention a few black lacy numbers, hiding in your closet, then perhaps it is time to stand alone in Lumpini Park and cry to the world 'I LOVE CHICK FLICKS!!!'

You will feel so much better for releasing your dark secret to the world.

yours,

Dr Deviation.

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i'll bet ur the first to think of that line Dave !!!

or possibly NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!

I was the first on here....

I take my triumphs where I can.

this story is really doing the rounds back home .... there's even a Kirk McCambley Appreciation group on Facebook now with about 4,000 members !! :D:D

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Dear Dr.TF

Where Do People In Hell Tell Other People To Go?

-Catholic Girl

Patong Town

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Or Moss Side? :wink:

(in fact, the UK equivalent would be Birmingham)

Funny - I've lived in both and was going to say Birmingham... but I wanted to be local.

(I also considered Glasgow)

and that would show how long it is since you've been here. Sure, like Moss Side, there are bad sink estates with social problems; every major city has them. But the city centre is a bright vibrant area, with great pubs and restaurants, some of the best shopping in the UK (was 3rd behind London and Manchester if I recall) and some of the best clubs. Not to mention that less than half an hours drive and you're in some of the best countryside too!!

The 'no mean city' tag has long been shrugged off. Crime, especially violent crime is way down.

But yes, there are still no go areas, especially if you are wearing the wrong football colours!!!

To be fair, Birmingham city centre has also had major revamps. It's just that ******* accent; to me an eternity of Brummie accents would be the worst Satan could throw at me!! :lol:

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Dear Dr TF, should I be checking my gender orientation if I still enjoy watching "Four Weddings and a Funeral' though I have already seen it some 20 times previously with gfs/friends over the years?

Dear LG,

since it has always been apparent to all on TF that you have dark and murky secrets, not to mention a few black lacy numbers, hiding in your closet, then perhaps it is time to stand alone in Lumpini Park and cry to the world 'I LOVE CHICK FLICKS!!!'

You will feel so much better for releasing your dark secret to the world.

yours,

Dr Deviation. :twisted:

Dear Dr Deviate,

You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over).

Not all chick flicks but FW&F just came on Star Movies and somehow I couldn't change the channel to ESPN!

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Dear Dr TF, should I be checking my gender orientation if I still enjoy watching "Four Weddings and a Funeral' though I have already seen it some 20 times previously with gfs/friends over the years?

Dear LG,

since it has always been apparent to all on TF that you have dark and murky secrets, not to mention a few black lacy numbers, hiding in your closet, then perhaps it is time to stand alone in Lumpini Park and cry to the world 'I LOVE CHICK FLICKS!!!'

You will feel so much better for releasing your dark secret to the world.

yours,

Dr Deviation. :twisted:

Dear Dr Deviate,

You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over).

Not all chick flicks but FW&F just came on Star Movies and somehow I couldn't change the channel to ESPN!

I am proud to say I have never ever dj'd at a foam party.

And as for your other scurrilous accusations; well everyone knows sequins clash with my eyes. I only ever wear silk dahhhling.

:wink:

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Dear Dr Deviate,

You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over).

Was it this party?

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Dear Dr.TF

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

- Animal Lover

Dear bestiality fan.

It is a little known fact that Walt Disney was in fact an evil scientist. Goofy represented his first attempt at genetic modification of an animated character.

In 1942, Goofy escaped from his animators drawing board and ran amok, brutally killing 23 innocent bystanders and sexually molesting 4 poodles. Disney paid out over 3 million dollars in compensation and managed to keep the case out of the press.

While millions of kids and parents have enjoyed the seemingly innocent adventures of Disney's creations, they are all in fact a part of a Machiavellian scheme to take over the planet, and this is still being orchestrated by the living brain of Walt Disney, currently being housed in a high tech lab in Florida.

Just look at all the covert penises slipped into Disney cartoons and you will realise he is a nefarious madman who must be stopped!!

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Dear Dr Deviate,

You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over).

Was it this party?

l_d48162474e774381ad0399358de42a70.jpg

The guy on the right sorta does look like Iain .........

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Dear bestiality fan.

It is a little known fact that Walt Disney was in fact an evil scientist. Goofy represented his first attempt at genetic modification of an animated character.

In 1942, Goofy escaped from his animators drawing board and ran amok, brutally killing 23 innocent bystanders and sexually molesting 4 poodles. Disney paid out over 3 million dollars in compensation and managed to keep the case out of the press.

While millions of kids and parents have enjoyed the seemingly innocent adventures of Disney's creations, they are all in fact a part of a Machiavellian scheme to take over the planet, and this is still being orchestrated by the living brain of Walt Disney, currently being housed in a high tech lab in Florida.

Just look at all the covert penises slipped into Disney cartoons and you will realise he is a nefarious madman who must be stopped!!

:twisted:

I wouldnt believe you untill I found this..

Goofy_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg

:shock:

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Dear Dr Deviate,

You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over).

Was it this party?

l_d48162474e774381ad0399358de42a70.jpg

The guy on the right sorta does look like Iain .........

Inaccurate and predictable...

'must try harder'

:roll:

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And why does Donald Duck wear a shirt, but no pants?

Don't laugh - back in the seventies the Library Board of town Kemi, Finland, suggested unsubscribing Donald Duck on Kemi libraries' children's departments. The reason they insisted was that Donald Duck was immoral: Donald Duck didn't wear pants, he wasn't married to Daisy and lived in a broken family. In addition (since Kemi used to be a very red town) Donald Duck was presumed to be Imperialist indoctrination and attempting to brainwash innocent children on Capitalist ideas. Needless to say, Ariel Dorffman's and Armand Mattelart's book "Para leer Pato Donald (How to read Donald Duck)" was well worn on the hands of the Library Board. This story would be tragicomically ridiculous if it didn't happen to be true. It made to news in as far as Thailand.

Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o

That did cause a lot of rants, ee-i-ee-i-o

Lefties wooed and audience booed

Disney as porn was almost sued;

Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o

Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o

That's immoral, those folks said, ee-i-ee-i-o

Lefties cried and messed and whined

Thought they'd Donald Duck K-lined

Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o

Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o

That's a family model bad, ee-i-ee-i-o

Lefties said and statement made

libraries should have Disney forbade

Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o

Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o

Bad for child who role model seeks, ee-i-ee-i-o

They are wimps and they are nerds,

Lefties said, they are social re-tards

Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o

Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o

He's example of the Yankee muck, ee-i-ee-i-o

Exploits the poor and Don shows the door

He yearns for money all the more and more

Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o

Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o

Disney will make you retard, ee-i-ee-i-o

It's brainwash and Yankee trash

and Disney will get all your cash

Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o

If you think this song is fun, ee-i-ee-i-o

Common sense it just has none, ee-i-ee-i-o

I can tell you this story is true,

Some people just can't tell tales from truth

Some folks have their wits far gone, ee-i-ee-i-eo

Credit - http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/nurseryrhyme5.shtml

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Dear Dr TF, should I be checking my gender orientation if I still enjoy watching "Four Weddings and a Funeral' though I have already seen it some 20 times previously with gfs/friends over the years?

Dear LG,

since it has always been apparent to all on TF that you have dark and murky secrets, not to mention a few black lacy numbers, hiding in your closet, then perhaps it is time to stand alone in Lumpini Park and cry to the world 'I LOVE CHICK FLICKS!!!'

You will feel so much better for releasing your dark secret to the world.

yours,

Dr Deviation. :twisted:

Dear Dr Deviate,

You promised not to disclose my lacy numbers (not all black BTW) as we agreed it was our little secret. (Oh, I still have your sequin, silk and lace VS underwear which you left on the floor at the last foam party you DJ'd at, I'll send them over).

Not all chick flicks but FW&F just came on Star Movies and somehow I couldn't change the channel to ESPN!

Dear LG

haven't learn Iain manner by now ...

of using ...and then leaving you loose ends available for all others?

(BTW ---- what colors are in fashon now?)

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And why does Donald Duck wear a shirt, but no pants?

Don't laugh - back in the seventies the Library Board of town Kemi, Finland, suggested unsubscribing Donald Duck on Kemi libraries' children's departments. The reason they insisted was that Donald Duck was immoral: Donald Duck didn't wear pants, he wasn't married to Daisy and lived in a broken family. In addition (since Kemi used to be a very red town) Donald Duck was presumed to be Imperialist indoctrination and attempting to brainwash innocent children on Capitalist ideas. Needless to say, Ariel Dorffman's and Armand Mattelart's book "Para leer Pato Donald (How to read Donald Duck)" was well worn on the hands of the Library Board. This story would be tragicomically ridiculous if it didn't happen to be true. It made to news in as far as Thailand.

Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o

That did cause a lot of rants, ee-i-ee-i-o

Lefties wooed and audience booed

Disney as porn was almost sued;

Donald Duck he has no pants, ee-i-ee-i-o

Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o

That's immoral, those folks said, ee-i-ee-i-o

Lefties cried and messed and whined

Thought they'd Donald Duck K-lined

Donald has not Daisy wed, ee-i-ee-i-o

Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o

That's a family model bad, ee-i-ee-i-o

Lefties said and statement made

libraries should have Disney forbade

Donald is a single dad, ee-i-ee-i-o

Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o

Bad for child who role model seeks, ee-i-ee-i-o

They are wimps and they are nerds,

Lefties said, they are social re-tards

Nephews are a but bunch of geeks, ee-i-ee-i-o

Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o

He's example of the Yankee muck, ee-i-ee-i-o

Exploits the poor and Don shows the door

He yearns for money all the more and more

Capitalist pig is Scrooge McDuck, ee-i-ee-i-o

Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o

Disney will make you retard, ee-i-ee-i-o

It's brainwash and Yankee trash

and Disney will get all your cash

Dorffman said and Mattelart, ee-i-ee-i-o

If you think this song is fun, ee-i-ee-i-o

Common sense it just has none, ee-i-ee-i-o

I can tell you this story is true,

Some people just can't tell tales from truth

Some folks have their wits far gone, ee-i-ee-i-eo

Credit - http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/nurseryrhyme5.shtml

Yikes!

and the KFC thread complain that Yanks were too PC concious? :wink:

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