admin Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Every father knows that daughters are completely useless. In theory they could be helpful in the household but that usually doesn't work out as planned. Daughters turn out to be whiners who are always complaining about how their head hurts after you hit them on the head with the Bible to discipline them for complaining too much. People often seem to forget that raising daughters is hard and unrewarding work.1st Corinthians 11:8-9 "For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." Uninvited guests? Let them rape your daughter! As always the Holy Bible has very clear guidelines for how we can use our daughters. Let's take Judges 19:22-30 for example. Here someone has invited a friend and his whore into his house and suddenly several uninvited guests arrive who want to kill the friend. The friend is probably a Christian while the uninvited guests are evil Atheists or Democrats. Of course the men of the house does the right thing and invites the uninvited guests to rape his virgin daughter: "Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing." Unfortunately you don't see this kind of hospitality anymore nowadays. People have become rude and insensitive towards the wishes of their guests. If for some reason the uninvited guests are not interested in raping your virgin daughter, just show them your daughters naked body! Problem solved. Nahum 3:5-6 "Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. " Your daughter no longer a virgin? Burn her! If your daughter behaves like a whore, the Bible is clear on what you have to do. An example of this would be your daughter allowing guests to rape her. You will have to burn your daughter after which she will go to Hell where she will burn for all eternity for being a whore! Genesis 38:24 "And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt." Money problems? Sell your wife and daughters! It is unfortunate most people nowadays ignore God's clear instructions on how to solve money problems. The economy would not have been in its present state if Obama wouldn't have forced Americans to use their houses to load insane amounts of money to pay his insanely high taxes. Taxes which are only used to fund terrorists. God's solution to money problems is very simple. Sell your daughter! Exodus 21:7 "... a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant ..." And to make the deal more interesting Matthew 18:25 makes clear that you can also sell your wife if you want. Only sell your wife if you have someone else to cook and clean for yourself though! I seriously spent about 20 minutes going through this site thinking it had to be a joke. It's not. They're dead serious. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 wind up !!!!!!!!!!!! but more seriously my next door neighbour insists on working on the sabbath .... the old testemant quite clearly says he should be put to death for this .... BUT .... should i kill him myself or get the police to do it :?: :?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Strange that Huckleberry Finn can be changed to suit modern sensibilities, but people still follow rulebooks that are over 2000 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damnam1 Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 should join their club and become a priest. Bet he gets more shags this way than anyone else: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27676 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Windup or not...it's all pretty fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 No wonder why feminism is so popular in the western world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 No wonder why feminism is so popular in the western world. and thankfully fundemental christianity isn't !!! :roll: :roll: had a quick scan on that site ... some of it is pretty funny !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolbreez Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Seriously, when I was in Thailand during the Vietnam war, there were many offers made from families to outright sell their daughters. The going rate was $50US. This was in 1973. In China, because of the one child rule, it was, and still is, not uncommon for a female baby to mysteriously die soon after birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Strange that Huckleberry Finn can be changed to suit modern sensibilities, but people still follow rulebooks that are over 2000 years old. Strange ......no it is not EB.... they change and/or take a position to suit themselves... OHHHH...you are being ironically obvious! just look at TF ............(damn !!!! I just was too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Climber found reading map after 1,000ft fall A climber who fell 1,000ft (305m) down a mountain and survived was found by his rescuers standing up reading a map. Adam Potter, 36, lost his footing at the summit of Sgurr Choinnich Mor near Ben Nevis and plummeted down the near-vertical eastern slope. Lt Tim Barker, from the helicopter rescue crew, said: "It seemed impossible... he must have literally glanced off the outcrops as he fell." He said Mr Potter, from Glasgow, was shaking from "extreme emotional shock". Lt Barker, the Royal Navy's Sea King helicopter crew's observer, said: "We began to hover-taxi down the slope and spotted a man at the bottom, standing up. "We honestly thought it couldn't have been him, as he was on his feet, reading a map. Above him was a series of three high craggy outcrops. "It seemed impossible. So we retraced our path back up the mountain and, sure enough, there were bits of his kit in a vertical line all the way up where he had obviously lost them during the fall. 'Almost flying' "It was quite incredible. He must have literally glanced off the outcrops as he fell, almost flying." The helicopter, from HMS Gannet in Prestwick, Ayrshire, was already airborne on a training exercise when it was scrambled to the scene just after 1430 GMT. A paramedic was winched down to check the climber over. He appeared unscathed aside from some superficial cuts and bruises and a minor chest injury. Lt Barker added: "He is lucky to be alive. It's hard to believe that someone could have fallen that distance on that terrain and been able to stand up at the end of it, let alone chat to us in the helicopter on the way to the hospital. "Really an amazing result - I have to say, when we got the call and realised the details of where he'd fallen, we did expect to arrive on scene to find the worst-case scenario." The climber was walking with three friends who had reached the summit when the accident happened. He is being treated at Glasgow's Southern General Hospital for non life-threatening injuries. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12317356 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolbreez Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 (edited) Death for Iran porn site operators Published: 30/01/2011 at 10:14 PM Online news: Iranian courts on Sunday sentenced two people to death for running porn sites, prosecutor general Abbas Jafari Dolatabadi said, quoted on the Islamic republic's official IRNA news agency. "Two administrators of porn sites have been sentenced to death in two different (court) branches and (the verdicts) have been sent to the supreme court for confirmation,'' Dolatabadi said, without naming the two convicts. Last December, Canada expressed concern over the reported death sentence handed down to an Iranian-born Canadian resident for allegedly designing an adult website. Saeed Malekpour, 35, was convicted of "designing and moderating adult content websites,'' "agitation against the regime'' in Tehran, and "insulting the sanctity of Islam,'' according to an online campaign calling for his release. Malekpour was detained in Iran after returning in 2008 to visit his ailing father. He was sentenced to death in December. The Netherlands froze contacts with Tehran after Saturday's hanging of an Iranian-Dutch woman for drug smuggling, having initially been arrested for taking part in anti-government protests. Iran, China, Saudi Arabia and United States have the highest numbers of executions each year. Adultery, murder, drug trafficking and other major crimes are all punishable by death in the Islamic republic. Edited January 31, 2011 by koolbreez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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