First Time in Thailand

[Neilk]

This will be my first visit to Thailand in April, and I have studied all the information on the net, and I know its all true because they so

In preperation for for my visit I have visited my GP and I am now immunised against -

Diphtheria, Polio, Hepatitis A, B down to Z, Malaria, AIDS, HIV, VD, Gonnorea, Syphilis, Warts, Crabs, Bangkok Flu, Asian Flu, Bird Flu, Bar Girl Flu, Rattle Snakes, Water Buffalos and Khanittas

I have my 100,000Baht to distribute between the Police Benevolent Fund and The Jet Ski Owners Widows Association and the Litter Police Orphanages

I have downloaded the Apple I Phone App that automatically detects lady boys

I have got 1000 kilo safe strapped to my back to protect my valuables (cost a fortune on excess luggage)

I have renewed my membership to the Russian Mafia for protection.

Anyone else got some tips

Edited February 16, 2011 by Neilk
not finished

[Querida]

Don't forget your Lonely Planet! ***rolling eye balls***

[Neilk]

just also upgraded my travel insurance to include injury by unidentified flying ping pong balls, and other micellaneous objects, and reduced excess from ketamine, tiletamine, phencyclldine and other NMDA receptor antagonist spiked drinks

[CiaranM]

Don't forget your Lonely Planet! ***rolling eye balls***

why don't u roll the balls in ur pants Ces !!! ;-)

[admin]

Sounds like you're well prepared for a first timer :-)

[Querida]

why don't u roll the balls in ur pants Ces !!! ;-)

Poke you Ciaran! Get some breakfast!

[bigKus]

This will be my first visit to Thailand in April, and I have studied all the information on the net, and I know its all true because they so

In preperation for for my visit I have visited my GP and I am now immunised against -

Diphtheria, Polio, Hepatitis A, B down to Z, Malaria, AIDS, HIV, VD, Gonnorea, Syphilis, Warts, Crabs, Bangkok Flu, Asian Flu, Bird Flu, Bar Girl Flu, Rattle Snakes, Water Buffalos and Khanittas

I have my 100,000Baht to distribute between the Police Benevolent Fund and The Jet Ski Owners Widows Association and the Litter Police Orphanages

I have downloaded the Apple I Phone App that automatically detects lady boys

I have got 1000 kilo safe strapped to my back to protect my valuables (cost a fortune on excess luggage)

I have renewed my membership to the Russian Mafia for protection.

Anyone else got some tips

Its not your first time, darling. Ohh.. you didnt count last time of our meeting ???.., that's just too sad

[johnno]

i thought all you needed was a passport and yr wallett. so thats where i have been going wrong ;P

[Neilk]

Its not your first time, darling. Ohh.. you didnt count last time of our meeting ???.., that's just too sad

Trust me Bigkus if we had met you wouldnt have forgot me lol

[bigKus]

Trust me Bigkus if we had met you wouldnt have forgot me lol

why not ? i forgot people EASILY !

[Bullringer]

Huh! Seems so much trouble. I left UK on 19 Jan. Temperature was minus 8C so I brought my great coat. G/F has washed said coat twice even thought I won't be using it again for 10 months. Such dedication. Mind you it hadn't been washed for the last 5 years LOL!

[zeusbheld]

i haven't been immunized in about 5 years. i've had some interesting maladies!

the one that involved menengitis-like-symptoms but showed nothing on a battery of tests? that was my favorite. welcome to the hot zone, you may win someone a Nobel prize.

[Admin_2]

Huh! Seems so much trouble. I left UK on 19 Jan. Temperature was minus 8C so I brought my great coat. G/F has washed said coat twice even thought I won't be using it again for 10 months. Such dedication. Mind you it hadn't been washed for the last 5 years LOL!

I never wash coats. An x-girlfriend of mine made me realize last month in the states that I hadn't washed the jacket I was wearing in 14 years...that's how I roll.

[Exploring]

This will be my first visit to Thailand in April, and I have studied all the information on the net, and I know its all true because they so

In preperation for for my visit I have visited my GP and I am now immunised against -

Diphtheria, Polio, Hepatitis A, B down to Z, Malaria, AIDS, HIV, VD, Gonnorea, Syphilis, Warts, Crabs, Bangkok Flu, Asian Flu, Bird Flu, Bar Girl Flu, Rattle Snakes, Water Buffalos and Khanittas

I have my 100,000Baht to distribute between the Police Benevolent Fund and The Jet Ski Owners Widows Association and the Litter Police Orphanages

I have downloaded the Apple I Phone App that automatically detects lady boys

I have got 1000 kilo safe strapped to my back to protect my valuables (cost a fortune on excess luggage)

I have renewed my membership to the Russian Mafia for protection.

Anyone else got some tips

You forgot your astronaut suit which is more effective than any vaccinations

[moo_noy]

I hate to inform you of this,but there is no defense or cure from the sick or lack of buffalo. The lady boy app only works when the phone is in their hands,but you run the risk of losing the phone.

P.S. You really should get the lonely planet book.If not you will starve living only on rice, and will never know how to get a taxi.When you want to travel you will think everyone is insulting someone, because they will repeat mo Sh!t over and over.Lucky for you you your name is not Moe, but you will be wondering who this Moe guy is,and why is he sh!t.

Edited February 22, 2011 by moo_noy

[admin]

I never wash coats. An x-girlfriend of mine made me realize last month in the states that I hadn't washed the jacket I was wearing in 14 years...that's how I roll.

One year less than when you last washed your underwear.