Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 People called 'Gavin' who are from New Zealand are usually pricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 People called 'Gavin' who are from New Zealand are usually pricks. whereas there is the theory that our earth had two moons in the beginning of time. The smaller one was sucked up by the bigger one and over time became what we can see (and some people even walk on) now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female. which leads us to the conclusion that still, more than 120 years after finishing, the tower of the cathedral of Ulm is the highest church tower of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 (edited) Properties for sale : jing jing na... 1. 200 sq.wa = 800 sq.m in Nonthaburi (with a warehouse) 2. 12.5 rai = approx 5 acres in Phichit province, Northern Thailand. (in the middle of nowhere) 3. 1 rai = 1600 sq.m in NakhonSawan province, Northern Thailand. (left without attention for years) Edited June 15, 2011 by pandorea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Because the bike was immobilized I got a $35 street sweeping ticket that night. Thursday I had it towed to the shop ($45) where they replaced the sparkplugs and the boots ($50 including labor). They explained to me that "people" - I use the term loosely here - like you break off the tops of spark plugs and use the porcelain tubes to smoke crack. As an engineer and former MacGyver fan, in a way I think this is kind of cool. But then I remember that I just paid $100 for YOUR crackpipes, and I get angry again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I am being volunteered at work...(choose one for me) 1) St Louis for 6 weeks--- temp: 90F humidity: very high 2) Abu Dhabi 10 weeks--- temp: 110F humidity: none Or alternatives --- thanks in advance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I am being volunteered at work...(choose one for me)1) St Louis for 6 weeks--- temp: 90F humidity: very high 2) Abu Dhabi 10 weeks--- temp: 110F humidity: none Or alternatives --- thanks in advance Well, the dwarf will not cut the beard of the beautiful princess, so the crocodile may stay in the fridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex . I'm going to bed with a piece cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teila Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1r-VTRiZHk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex . Which brings us to the conclusion that snails are fastest on a torpedo boat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I am being volunteered at work...(choose one for me)1) St Louis for 6 weeks--- temp: 90F humidity: very high 2) Abu Dhabi 10 weeks--- temp: 110F humidity: none Or alternatives --- thanks in advance If I have to choose I choose a Jaquar-coupe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 If I have to choose I choose a Jaquar-coupe. R2D2 was originally to be played by a dwarf, but after three dwarves overheated in the costume during rehearsals (one fatally), they agreed to cast a midget. As you might know, the main difference between dwarves and midgets is that midgets are more heat resistant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 R2D2 was originally to be played by a dwarf, but after three dwarves overheated in the costume during rehearsals (one fatally), they agreed to cast a midget. As you might know, the main difference between dwarves and midgets is that midgets are more heat resistant. But you should know that a wedding gown should be "haute couture" (please pronounce it with the Parisian's accent), not just those pret-a-porter shits you can buy from a Chinese wholesale website. If you want to get married, get a top qualities wedding gown, a big diamond wedding ring and a hubby with fat bank accounts. (because marriage itself isn't fun). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teila Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np1_IAv17pU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I am being volunteered at work...(choose one for me)1) St Louis for 6 weeks--- temp: 90F humidity: very high 2) Abu Dhabi 10 weeks--- temp: 110F humidity: none Or alternatives --- thanks in advance If i were u, u could choose 1 'cause in Abu ,u'll be paid @ veryyyyy good rate but live with food, ppl that may be come from hell ( FOR ME I HATE UAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex . seems like u have none of beard nor mustard , so, have u gf serve hot sex before your expectation ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 (edited) I'm sorry to say but I think whitelotus lost the game as she referred to former postings (saying that putting me also on the loser's line - but only on second last place! ) Edited June 15, 2011 by kaunitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teila Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Grab somebody sexy, tell 'em HEY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Grab somebody sexy, tell 'em HEY!!! Which means that the Hippopotamus is out of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teila Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Which means that the Hippopotamus is out of the game You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 I can make up complete BS on this thread and no one can call me out on it. 2 + 2 = 4 The world is basically round. EB has a small penis. Angry Birds is an addictive game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Can someone come round and pick up all this junk? Seriously, there are bottles and fast food wrappers everywhere. I didn't eat any of this crap (OK I drank some of the beers and I can taste a bit of chicken nugget in my teeth, but I didn't bring it here.) But today's starting well. 9am, no hangover. And last night I got offered a modelling job... I said, 'Are you sure they want a 42 year old bald guy?' and she said 'Yes. They're Indians.' Which I didn't think explained anything, but it's easy money. I also looked at a new apartment yeserday which I like. I've low-balled the guy on an offer, but I hope he takes it. Fantastic pool and gym and the location is perfect for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasie Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 My life at workplace is easier with small formular = UPPER ( Text ) = LOWER ( Text ) = PROPER ( Text ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Here's a clip of some gay Smurf porn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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