Achilles Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 SORRY!! Bad news, you have had a call from the underworld saying that you are to die. Given your good nature they have given you the following options. Which one would you choose and why? a) You are to die trapped in a furnace. Temperature going up until you roast. You are to die eaten alive by a shark. c) You are transported back to 9/11 and you are to die by jumping from one of the towers before it collapses. d) You have a gun and you are to shoot yourself with it My choice: option c). Reasons to come later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Punisher Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Strangely, this is one of those topics I would rather not think about. I do not wish to scare away the Bluebird of Happiness... he is my frquent companion these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttesta Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 I am not gonna die ... I already sold my soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Punisher Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 I am not gonna die ... I already sold my soul. So what did you spend that 43 baht on krup? ;op Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 as long as it's not a stake through the heart... steak is ok though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttesta Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 So what did you spend that 43 baht on krup? ;op rice with chicken feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttesta Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 as long as it's not a stake through the heart... hmm... I think the Lord has a more fancy death for you in store ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Punisher Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 ooooh, I just hit my 100th post. Do I get a free pen or something? I mean, there has to be something that makes this all worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 as long as it's not a stake through the heart... hmm... I think the Lord has a more fancy death for you in store ... steak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttesta Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 I mean, there has to be something that makes this all worthwhile. Can you handle the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 ooooh, I just hit my 100th post. Do I get a free pen or something?I mean, there has to be something that makes this all worthwhile. nope. trust me on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Old age, full of some mind blowing drug with the person of my choice giving it to me big time and at that exact moment that we all know - pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttesta Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 during orgasm...the perfect climax to an otherwise semi-charmed life. 8) Statistically speaking, the death of the average mortal in this universe is everything but majestic or memorable. Most go as miserable as they came and I am afraid that the last thing that will be on your mind is an orgasm ? hahaha?. But I grant you the pleasure, of course ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbie36 Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Statistically speaking, the death of the average mortal in this universe is everything but majestic or memorable. Most go as miserable as they came and I am afraid that the last thing that will be on your mind is an orgasm ? hahaha?. But I grant you the pleasure, of course ? Actually there is some neurological evidence that the brain is flooded with endomorphins just before death making it quite a pleasureable experience. I cant vouch for the validity of the data though (you try first!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttesta Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Actually there is some neurological evidence that the brain is flooded with endomorphins just before death making it quite a pleasureable experience. I cant vouch for the validity of the data though (you try first!). Well, that would underpin the statement that death is for most people a salvation ... hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Dying out while experimenting an orgasm was too easy to include in the options to be chosen. Anybody would choose that, or maybe not if it came too soon? LOL Guess still you'd last longer than the bullet shot. My oh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutOfOrder Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 distorting a death topic to a sex topic makes me sick. i'd die to save someone's life,but only if they're gonna use up their span more preciously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Wota question!?! Interested in suicide??? I don't care how... should only be fast but not soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikee_Moose Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 during orgasm...the perfect climax to an otherwise semi-charmed life. 8) Exactomundo Here is a list of HOW NOT TO KILL YOURSELF http://www.darwinawards.com/ funny stuff BTW, I choose the bullet in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikee_Moose Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Now if you happen to have a grenade around the house and a weldingtorch, this method is also an interesting choice: (13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful afternoon, 55-year-old Marko retreated to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was too high for a simple broom to work, but if he could attach a brush to a chain and then weigh it down with something, that would do the trick. But what could he use as a weight? He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy, yet compact. And best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade and was filled with explosive material. Marko turned on his welding apparatus and began to create an arc between the chain and the grenade. As the metal heated up, the grenade exploded. The force of the explosion killed poor Marko instantly, blasting shrapnel through the walls of the shed and shattering the windshield of a Mercedes parked outside. Marko's chimney was untouched, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrie Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 during orgasm...the perfect climax to an otherwise semi-charmed life. 8) I came and went at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ling_dtua_khaao Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I don't want to be no patch on no quilt(I just want to see...) Tear-stained stitching linking memories to guilt (I just want to see...) I don't want to be no hair on no wall (I just want to see...) Blood-stained note saying **** you all (I just want to see what kills me) ... I don't want to be no chalk line drawing (I just want to see...) Toe-tagged question mark, until identifying (I just want to see...) I don't want to fuse with no economy seat (I just want to see...) fuel some fireball at 30,000 feet (I just want to see what kills me) .... Good song, called "Just want to see." Ever wondered what it must be like for people on a plane going down? A couple of minutes and then you know you'll be dead. How do you pass the time? It's a question I like to ask my neighbour on a flight when I notice he's gripping the armrests with white knuckles just before takeoff. (A good read if you don't like flying: "Black Box," originally a BBC documentary. The first volume is transcripts of the final moments from the cockpit recorders on crashed airplanes. The second volume is about airplane crash forensics - trying to decide exactly what happened to cause the crash.) --Ling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ling_dtua_khaao Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Actually there is some neurological evidence that the brain is flooded with endomorphins.... endorphins The endomorphs I know are people who get really fat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endomorph) and also from math, "endomorphisms" meaning a structure preserving map from a set with structure to itself. --Ling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undercover Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Actually there is some neurological evidence that the brain is flooded with endomorphins.... endorphins The endomorphs I know are people who get really fat ( --Ling Pattaya is flooded with Endomorphins, usually German-speaking ones. And speaking of dying.... distorting a death topic to a sex topic makes me sick. Come on! Sex and death! The two big topics. I'll be happy as long as I die anywhere but Pattaya.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Actually there is some neurological evidence that the brain is flooded with endomorphins.... endorphins The endomorphs I know are people who get really fat ( --Ling Pattaya is flooded with Endomorphins, usually German-speaking ones. and far too often, the endomorphins are wearing speedos :cry: distorting a death topic to a sex topic makes me sick. Come on! Sex and death! The two big topics. well add sickness and i think we got a hat trick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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