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How would you rather die??


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SORRY!!

Bad news, you have had a call from the underworld saying that you are to die.

Given your good nature they have given you the following options. Which one would you choose and why?

a) You are to die trapped in a furnace. Temperature going up until you roast.

B) You are to die eaten alive by a shark.

c) You are transported back to 9/11 and you are to die by jumping from one of the towers before it collapses.

d) You have a gun and you are to shoot yourself with it

My choice: option c). Reasons to come later...

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during orgasm...the perfect climax to an otherwise semi-charmed life. 8)

Statistically speaking, the death of the average mortal in this universe is everything but majestic or memorable. Most go as miserable as they came and I am afraid that the last thing that will be on your mind is an orgasm ? hahaha?.

But I grant you the pleasure, of course ?

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Statistically speaking, the death of the average mortal in this universe is everything but majestic or memorable. Most go as miserable as they came and I am afraid that the last thing that will be on your mind is an orgasm ? hahaha?.

But I grant you the pleasure, of course ?

Actually there is some neurological evidence that the brain is flooded with endomorphins just before death making it quite a pleasureable experience. I cant vouch for the validity of the data though (you try first!).

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Actually there is some neurological evidence that the brain is flooded with endomorphins just before death making it quite a pleasureable experience. I cant vouch for the validity of the data though (you try first!).

Well, that would underpin the statement that death is for most people a salvation ... hahaha...

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Now if you happen to have a grenade around the house and a weldingtorch, this method is also an interesting choice:

(13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful afternoon, 55-year-old Marko retreated to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was too high for a simple broom to work, but if he could attach a brush to a chain and then weigh it down with something, that would do the trick. But what could he use as a weight?

He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy, yet compact. And best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade and was filled with explosive material.

Marko turned on his welding apparatus and began to create an arc between the chain and the grenade. As the metal heated up, the grenade exploded. The force of the explosion killed poor Marko instantly, blasting shrapnel through the walls of the shed and shattering the windshield of a Mercedes parked outside. Marko's chimney was untouched, however.

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I don't want to be no patch on no quilt

(I just want to see...)

Tear-stained stitching linking memories to guilt

(I just want to see...)

I don't want to be no hair on no wall

(I just want to see...)

Blood-stained note saying **** you all

(I just want to see what kills me)

...

I don't want to be no chalk line drawing

(I just want to see...)

Toe-tagged question mark, until identifying

(I just want to see...)

I don't want to fuse with no economy seat

(I just want to see...)

fuel some fireball at 30,000 feet

(I just want to see what kills me)

....

Good song, called "Just want to see."

Ever wondered what it must be like for people on a plane going down? A couple of minutes and then you know you'll be dead. How do you pass the time? It's a question I like to ask my neighbour on a flight when I notice he's gripping the armrests with white knuckles just before takeoff. (A good read if you don't like flying: "Black Box," originally a BBC documentary. The first volume is transcripts of the final moments from the cockpit recorders on crashed airplanes. The second volume is about airplane crash forensics - trying to decide exactly what happened to cause the crash.)

--Ling

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