PeeMarc Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Q-bar .. I almost drowned in pretentiousness, luckily I was able to sacrifice my friends and wade to the exit Haha... agree. Low-sos trying to be hi-sos, wankers trying hard not to look like wankers, Nana girls doubling (and trippling) their prices, try-hards trying harder, most people seem to be there just to say the've been there... Yep... drowned in pretentiousness just about sums that place up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 it is not safe to go to sukhumvit between soi 4 and asok late at night. there are many ass-ugly socks-and-sandals farrangs cavorting with hookers too ugly or worn out to work in the bars, and some of the nastiest ladyboys on the planet. the mental pictures that stick with you from your walkabout will scar you for life. I would also add between Sukhumvit 7/1 and 13 late at night. I went for a stroll after an event at Absolute one night and saw an old man (About 70 at least) being hassled by a ladyboy who was trying to shake him free of a beer bottle so she could hit him with it. Two others were hanging around enjoying the sport. When I walked up and told them I was a black belt Taekwondo (not) and to settle down and show a bit of Jai Yen Yen, the lb said he had scuffed her pretty shoe while she was walking beside him and it was worth 2000 baht to fix.I talked them out of it gently, took the bottle away and helped the old guy to a taxi. He said the lb had sidled up to him, got pissed off when he wouldn't take her home and grabbed a bottle and threatened him. You might say I took a risk. I know, but he was a nice old bloke and I figured he was someones poor old dad. He was lucky that night I think - I was the only one around. :roll: AND I will second Patpongs upstairs ping pong bars as being no-go areas. A couple of friends of mine from Aussie got into strife there. It is a lot more than 100 baht for a drink once they get you inside :twisted: Did you wear shining armor that night? If you don't have a superhero costume yet you should get one fast, you deserve one. Saving helpless ol' farts who shouldn't be scrumming around certain parts of BKK late at night and who know that damn well but probably are looking for a hot young girl so he could forget he was about 50 years older. Yeah those guys need your heroic efforts... or maybe, just maybe the ladyboy actually had a purpose they both didn't realize which would be teaching that guy a lesson. But you damn well stopped that from happening huh 8) tell you what, you get *your* superhero costume and *you* can defend the ladyboys against *him* NO even GO there man Oh dear, the "knight in shining armour" sling-off again. You just don't learn about shooting your f**ng mouth off when someone is making a contribution to the forum. But then again, you are not an egalitarian Aussie like me, who would help him out even if he was a 'helpless ol' fart' (and a Pommie to boot ).QUOTE: "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much." Guess it about sums it up. :roll: The only one who needs help here is you man... really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 I am suffering under the attacks of TF's most favourite Dutchman. :twisted: Please defend me people... :shock: I am the ONLY one who needs help here. What a f***ng comeback.... LMFAO It wasn't me you need protection from, the fact you don't even get that.... well... I rest my case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 I am suffering under the attacks of TF's most favourite Dutchman. :twisted: Please defend me people... :shock: I am the ONLY one who needs help here. What a f***ng comeback.... LMFAO Satorn...to take the buddhist approach, your suffering comes from your 'attachment' to your feelings towards this person and whatever comments they make. The more you allow this 'attachment' to feed on itself, the more YOU will suffer, not the other person (as you wish). I am not taking sides. I am not saying either is wrong or right or better or worse. Just offering some rather obvious, friendly advice. "Proy wang" - let it go. Then it will be over. Enjoy your weekend buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_bkk Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok lets stop the jokes for a second (mbk, patpong etc). Here is a real place for farangs to avoid alone at night: the bangkok port area (docks). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabai_jay Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Q-bar .. I almost drowned in pretentiousness, luckily I was able to sacrifice my friends and wade to the exit haha..........sabai_jay bows down and gives kudos although i'm glad i'm no friend of yrs, i don't know if id even sacrifice my worst enemies to that place S J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok lets stop the jokes for a second (mbk, patpong etc).Here is a real place for farangs to avoid alone at night: the bangkok port area (docks). yep.... absolute right. I've only been there once when my container arrived. I wouldn't want to hang around there at night even in a pink fit. Why would anyone anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok lets stop the jokes for a second (mbk, patpong etc).Here is a real place for farangs to avoid alone at night: the bangkok port area (docks). yep.... absolute right. I've only been there once when my container arrived. I wouldn't want to hang around there at night even in a pink fit. Why would anyone anyway? If it's that bad, I mean it sounds like the worst place ever I need to check it out I guess, see waht all the fuzz is about. I've been to sea dragon already because it is very near to where I live but apart from the cockroaches as big is my fists it wasn't THAT awfull. Beer is cheap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok lets stop the jokes for a second (mbk, patpong etc).Here is a real place for farangs to avoid alone at night: the bangkok port area (docks). yep.... absolute right. I've only been there once when my container arrived. I wouldn't want to hang around there at night even in a pink fit. Why would anyone anyway? If it's that bad, I mean it sounds like the worst place ever I need to check it out I guess, see waht all the fuzz is about. I've been to sea dragon already because it is very near to where I live but apart from the cockroaches as big is my fists it wasn't THAT awfull. Beer is cheap So... was the whole point of you posting this forum in the first place so you could find out all the worst areas to actually go? Hmmmm.... interesting idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok lets stop the jokes for a second (mbk, patpong etc).Here is a real place for farangs to avoid alone at night: the bangkok port area (docks). yep.... absolute right. I've only been there once when my container arrived. I wouldn't want to hang around there at night even in a pink fit. Why would anyone anyway? If it's that bad, I mean it sounds like the worst place ever I need to check it out I guess, see waht all the fuzz is about. I've been to sea dragon already because it is very near to where I live but apart from the cockroaches as big is my fists it wasn't THAT awfull. Beer is cheap So... was the whole point of you posting this forum in the first place so you could find out all the worst areas to actually go? Hmmmm.... interesting idea. You bet your sweet ass it's why I posted it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 So... was the whole point of you posting this forum in the first place so you could find out all the worst areas to actually go? quote]You bet your sweet ass it's why I posted it A question which springs to mind is exactly how do you know marc's ass is sweet? (The mental images alone have maimed me for life.) No reason, just an expression :shock: NO GO there man, it's not like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyphil247 Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Oh dear, the "knight in shining armour" sling-off again. You just don't learn about shooting your f**ng mouth off when someone is making a contribution to the forum. But then again, you are not an egalitarian Aussie like me, who would help him out even if he was a 'helpless ol' fart' (and a Pommie to boot ).QUOTE: "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much." Guess it about sums it up. :roll: I was thinking more along the lines of Dutch courage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 QUOTE: "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much." Guess it about sums it up. who the hell is he quoting anyway?, I never said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezzzy_greer Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 socking sandal farang with worn out hoes Huh? Why are farang walking around with gardening implements? Agree with most of the posts...and MBK especially, although these days it is relatively SAFE and NICE in comparison to what it was like when I arrived in BKK...at that time it was like several floors of cramped street stalls...bloody incredible... Some of the other shopping centres are nearly as bad...The Mall Bang-Kapi is not great on exits either. Hmm...going to places that people say are dangerous just so you can say you have been there...yes...years ago my then 17 year old brother-in-law used to do that... Greer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Hmm...going to places that people say are dangerous just so you can say you have been there...yes...years ago my then 17 year old brother-in-law used to do that... kandahar? badghad? mogadishu? just some options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 which brings us to the REAL most dangerous place in bangers: wherever OutOfOrder is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 socking sandal farang with worn out hoes Huh? Why are farang walking around with gardening implements? Agree with most of the posts...and MBK especially, although these days it is relatively SAFE and NICE in comparison to what it was like when I arrived in BKK...at that time it was like several floors of cramped street stalls...bloody incredible... Some of the other shopping centres are nearly as bad...The Mall Bang-Kapi is not great on exits either. Hmm...going to places that people say are dangerous just so you can say you have been there...yes...years ago my then 17 year old brother-in-law used to do that... Greer I bet your 17 yo brother in law gets more p.u.s.s.y. too, I bet you're jealous of him. It's not about sating I've been there it's about fun, I don't kiss and tell, I just kiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickbseattle Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 "Sir, you no go grand palace today, its closed for Buddhist Holiday/Kings day/Children day/Military leaders/etc" As many know of this scam around the grand palace I actually had a guy go from one excuse to the next as I rounded the corner to go to the entrance. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Silom Soi 2!! Safe for me, but for you NOT :twisted: Yep. I would imagine you're very popular with those Japanese businessmen there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 I say if ladyboys in BKK is all we have to worry about consider ourselves lucky right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 socking sandal farang with worn out hoes Huh? Why are farang walking around with gardening implements? Agree with most of the posts...and MBK especially, although these days it is relatively SAFE and NICE in comparison to what it was like when I arrived in BKK...at that time it was like several floors of cramped street stalls...bloody incredible... Some of the other shopping centres are nearly as bad...The Mall Bang-Kapi is not great on exits either. Hmm...going to places that people say are dangerous just so you can say you have been there...yes...years ago my then 17 year old brother-in-law used to do that... Greer I bet your 17 yo brother in law gets more p.u.s.s.y. too, I bet you're jealous of him. It's not about sating I've been there it's about fun, I don't kiss and tell, I just kiss looking for 'dangerous places' in bangkok is an exercise in wankery. yeah it's a city and yeah there's dangerous folk around from time to time, especially if you provoke them, but as cities go it's amongst the safest i've lived in. "hey babe, take a walk on the mild side." :roll: not to say that dangerous neighborhoods don't exist but usually like any city, "dangerous area" means "There's poor people there!" there *are* tours to genuinely dangerous places specifically because they're dangerous places. afghanistan for example. the whole 'visit dangerous places' is so bourgie it makes me projectile vomit. t can only be performed with a silver spoon up the ass. hard to have sympathy for these dipshits if something bad happens to 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyP Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 There is that little shopping mall across from MBK (when you go through the overpass with the horizontal escalator/magic carpet thingy!!!)... If you are there just at the wrong time when the shoe sale starts and the place is loaded with university girls you could very easily lose an eye from a wayward high heel pump! Of course, being trampled by university girls in a shoe store riot might not be the worst way to go! In fact some would consider it the best way to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 There is that little shopping mall across from MBK (when you go through the overpass with the horizontal escalator/magic carpet thingy!!!)...If you are there just at the wrong time when the shoe sale starts and the place is loaded with university girls you could very easily lose an eye from a wayward high heel pump! Of course, being trampled by university girls in a shoe store riot might not be the worst way to go! In fact some would consider it the best way to go! I know that place, I was there with a friend of mine once , she wanted to look for a new bag IT WAS AFWULL!!! :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 socking sandal farang with worn out hoes Huh? Why are farang walking around with gardening implements? Agree with most of the posts...and MBK especially, although these days it is relatively SAFE and NICE in comparison to what it was like when I arrived in BKK...at that time it was like several floors of cramped street stalls...bloody incredible... Some of the other shopping centres are nearly as bad...The Mall Bang-Kapi is not great on exits either. Hmm...going to places that people say are dangerous just so you can say you have been there...yes...years ago my then 17 year old brother-in-law used to do that... Greer I bet your 17 yo brother in law gets more p.u.s.s.y. too, I bet you're jealous of him. It's not about sating I've been there it's about fun, I don't kiss and tell, I just kiss looking for 'dangerous places' in bangkok is an exercise in wankery. yeah it's a city and yeah there's dangerous folk around from time to time, especially if you provoke them, but as cities go it's amongst the safest i've lived in. "hey babe, take a walk on the mild side." :roll: not to say that dangerous neighborhoods don't exist but usually like any city, "dangerous area" means "There's poor people there!" there *are* tours to genuinely dangerous places specifically because they're dangerous places. afghanistan for example. the whole 'visit dangerous places' is so bourgie it makes me projectile vomit. t can only be performed with a silver spoon up the ass. hard to have sympathy for these dipshits if something bad happens to 'em. I'm not aiming at dangerous places where you'd have to dodge bullets, I'm looking for places that are just downright terrible and therefore might be fun in a way. the NO GO was meant to be sarcastic, but truth be told my english might not always be that clear, I'm not a native speaker so it might not always come out right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loburt Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 socking sandal farang with worn out hoes Huh? Why are farang walking around with gardening implements? Agree with most of the posts...and MBK especially, although these days it is relatively SAFE and NICE in comparison to what it was like when I arrived in BKK...at that time it was like several floors of cramped street stalls...bloody incredible... Some of the other shopping centres are nearly as bad...The Mall Bang-Kapi is not great on exits either. Hmm...going to places that people say are dangerous just so you can say you have been there...yes...years ago my then 17 year old brother-in-law used to do that... Greer I bet your 17 yo brother in law gets more p.u.s.s.y. too, I bet you're jealous of him. It's not about sating I've been there it's about fun, I don't kiss and tell, I just kiss looking for 'dangerous places' in bangkok is an exercise in wankery. yeah it's a city and yeah there's dangerous folk around from time to time, especially if you provoke them, but as cities go it's amongst the safest i've lived in. I think you are underestimating how dangerous Bangkok actually is overall. It may be generally safer for you and I as foreigners for various reasons. But my understanding is that crime and murder rates are pretty high here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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