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I saw a mouse....

where?

There, on the stair.

Kill it!!!

But it's got clogs on ja.

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Rubber or wooden or Ralph Lauren?

Was it going clip clippety clop?

Oh yeah going clip-clippety-clop on the stair..KILL IT!!!!

i'd send my cat to help but he's completely useless.

There's a cat sitting on my foot

My leg is feeling numb

I really should be nasty

And kick it up the bum...

Your cat is taking it up the bum?! :shock: :shock:

There really is something foul in the state of Denmark... :twisted:

:P

:lol:

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QUESTION ! !

Can you guys or girls tell which Forum is the longest ever on TF so far?

Are we heading to number 1, or are we number 1 already..

:)

don't know, don't care. more is more.

I always believed less was more !

if you REALLY believed THAT, you woudln't be doing THIS.

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QUESTION ! !

Can you guys or girls tell which Forum is the longest ever on TF so far?

Are we heading to number 1, or are we number 1 already..

:)

don't know, don't care. more is more.

I always believed less was more !

if you REALLY believed THAT, you woudln't be doing THIS.

DAMN ! NEVER THE LESS, LESS IS MORE IF ITS MORE THEN LESS, DON T YOU AGREE :)

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Fishing With Grandpa

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"

"Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" grandpa asked back.

"No"

"Well, than your not big enough"

Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.

"Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" grandpa asked again.

"No"

"Well, than your not big enough"

Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"

Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?"

Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."

Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go **** yourself, these are my cookies"

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QUESTION ! !

Can you guys or girls tell which Forum is the longest ever on TF so far?

Are we heading to number 1, or are we number 1 already..

:)

don't know, don't care. more is more.

I always believed less was more !

That is what I believed.

"less is more" became "less is a bore" in the 80's 'me generation'.

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QUESTION ! !

Can you guys or girls tell which Forum is the longest ever on TF so far?

Are we heading to number 1, or are we number 1 already..

:)

don't know, don't care. more is more.

I always believed less was more !

That is what I believed.

yet strangely.... you're both posting here. :shock:

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KEEP f*cking POSTING !

Nobody says *please* any longer on here. If Amin gets bth 1 for every swearing word we used on TF he's a millionair already!!!!

you're right, but don't blame us, blame it on hip hop and tv... please

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SHUT THE DOOR!

Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore -

No doubt you have heard his name before -

Was a boy who never would shut a door!

The wind might whistle, the wind might roar,

And teeth be aching, and throats be soar,

But still he would never shut the door.

His father would beg, his mother implore,

"Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore,

We really do wish you would shut the door!"

Their hands they wrung, their hair they tore,

But Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore

Was deaf as a buoy out at the Nore.

When he walked forth the folks would roar,--

"Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore,

Why don't you think to shut the door?"

They rigged out a shutter, with sail and oar,

And threatened to pack off Gustavus Gore

On a voyage of penance to Singapore.

But he begged for mercy and said, "No more!

Pray do not send me to Singapore

On a shutter, and then I will shut the door!"

"You will?" said the parent; "then keep on shore;

But mind you do! For the plague is sore."

Oh a fellow that never will shut the door --

Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore.

W. B. Rands (1823-1882)

...79

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KEEP f*cking POSTING !

Nobody says *please* any longer on here. If Amin gets bth 1 for every swearing word we used on TF he's a millionair already!!!!

you're right, but don't blame us, blame it on hip hop and tv... please

:lol:

R.Win..seriously I will give bth 10 for every *please* word you used within 7 days (8-15 May) to Baangerda (A children's charity in Thailand providing care for HIV & AIDS orphans in a unique family environment) www.baangerda.org. I mean it. So please keep the record and please let me know.

WOW, I am PLEASED (doesn't count because of the D at the end, I know) with that, it never hurts to help charity :)

I haven't used the word please in about 3 years I guess, not verbally anyway, except when I talk tom some black friends I would say N**GA PLEEZ which is almost the same but not quite I guess.

KRAB however... man!!! I added it to every sentence while telling the taxi driver where to go just now... does krab count also?

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