alvish Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Hoping to get a non-teaching job in Thailand (Teaching doesn't suit me due to a swearing & kicking problem.) What other jobs are suitable for Farang in Bangkok was thinkin call centres maybe....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 uarewotueat Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 :twisted: PIMP :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 SpeedTriple Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 :twisted: PIMP :twisted: I hear that's not all it's cracked up to be :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 uarewotueat Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 :twisted: PIMP :twisted: I hear that's not all it's cracked up to be :wink: "you've heard?" come on rich, we know you've got personal experience! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 zeusbheld Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 they're right, swearing and kicking are actually career-related skills for a pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 SpeedTriple Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 :twisted: PIMP :twisted: I hear that's not all it's cracked up to be :wink: "you've heard?" come on rich, we know you've got personal experience! :twisted: Exhaustive experience :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 uarewotueat Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Exhaustive experience :twisted: errr.. so im told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Mr_Softie Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 How about drug dealer and a pimp? ÂÒºéÒ is good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 alvish Posted February 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 A pimp sounds good do you know of any openings or do I have to make them myself, my pimp hands well strong, any ladies here lookin pimped.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 breakofdawning Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 My friend once told me about some help at the US Embassy. I think there might be the same kind of help at ur embassy. Ask them if they have any list of jobs available in Bangkok. Hope you find something that you like there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Malky Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 You could run a bar in Pattaya. If you have a swearing and kicking problem, it could come in handy when dealing with your drunken farang customers. Also you will have plenty of girls working in your bar looking to be pimped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 robbie36 Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Hoping to get a non-teaching job in Thailand (Teaching doesn't suit me due to a swearing & kicking problem.)What other jobs are suitable for Farang in Bangkok was thinkin call centres maybe....? Teaching soooo passe for Thailand.... If you have no obvious skills, I would suggest you be a DJ. Goes down well with the chicks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Norfolkinchance Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 if i get any more cretinous, numb-nutted dip-shite emails like this morning from my boss in USA, you can have my job buddy!! if not, then please refer to previous suggestions of tee-cha, porn sta, pimp!! good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 robbie36 Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Pimp? Who needs a pimp now that there is the internet? Girls are doing it for themselves... DJ... talk about lack of Drum 'n Bass clubs in BKK with authority.. One of the DJs at Q Bar earns Bt60k/month - enough to keep you on alcopops for a while. Beats teaching, dont have to get up in the morning. In fact you dont even need to have a job as its off-season in Ibiza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Lefteye Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Pimp?Who needs a pimp now that there is the internet? Girls are doing it for themselves... . :shock: :shock: :shock: :arrow: lol LefTie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 LAWMAN Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 i think they were just joking about the pimp thing....or maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Steel Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 I understand that most of you girls and guys never have set your foot in a go-go bar.. Just like me, until my friends mother wanted to see what it was all about! *S* Still I don`t know why she picked me, it must be because I have this blue eyes.. But the story I wanted to tell is about a friend of me from "god old England".. As many guys who have been forced into a go-go, he found out that this is paradise.. So he married the mamasan and got a well paid job as manager.. in heaven.. He run of to all "his" girls at work with a smile on his face every evening, and have done it for years.. The only drawback is his wife.. Sorry, of course he is happy with his fat and ugly mamasan, he is surrounded by beautiful dancing girls every night.. Who look at him with sadistic lusty and sexy eyes.. Not blue and innocent like mine.. I have never seen somebody that "strong".. Who can live under that kind of preassure for years.. No touching.. just look! Is that job hell or heaven?! :-) I would for sure go crazy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 literature Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 It's so difficult for a farang to find a job in Thailand, especially when you don't have any special skills and I think swearing and kicking aren't counted as a skill ( may be you can be a thai boxer or a boxing promoter if u r interested in it and you're sure you can kick harder than thai boxers 8) ) Moreover, you also need a connection to get a job over here. Almost of farangs working in thailand are sent from their mother company in their countries. Anyway, if you can't really find a job here, I'd like to suggest u to look for a job or live on welfare in your country. Save your money and move to thailand when u are early retired Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 JayB Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 We are in dire need of good Lollipop Men at some of our major intersections Your shouting and swearing skills would be well suited Only a short-term holiday visa? Don't worry, life expectancy of a Bangkok Lollipop Man would be a matter of hours or perhaps days if your nimble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 alvish Posted March 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Maybe I could be the friendly pimp who treats the girls with respect and gives them plenty of cash then ill be makin the system better, there will be hos no matter what. I cant play the decks and if I did progressive house or techno aren't very mainstream in Bangkok and I can't stick Drum and Base. I've been on that www.jobsdb.com daily post for a while now but not many openings for farang come along for a person with only a business degree. Think the embassy is my best bet as living on the UKs jobseekers allowance isn't great (3000 baht a week). Thanks again for the help!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 alvish Posted March 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Thats great Onlynx if only you posted 1st, these all sound like my sort of thing, when you say experience do you need proof of experience I don't think paper round and signing on job seekers once every 2 weeks counts as a great lot of experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 music Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Groovy, there's no way in hell I'm going to uproot my current life and relocate to another country and start from scratch. Been through that twice, it's fun but takes a bit out of you each time and my preferences have morphed over the years. I suppose it could be I'm getting lazier in my old age but I think it's more that I feel I've done my peanut butter and I deserve something a bit more, um, delectable. Good to be back on the forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 zeusbheld Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Good to be back on the forums! JO!!! you're BACK!! yay! a question for all: anyone know anything about artsy-fartsy type work, such as film/video work (not on-camera) or graphic design? i've talked to a couple of ppl interested in hearing more.. i'm not a dj and i'm a terrible pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 alvish Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Thanks for that nymph just checking it out now btw small mistake in your http but a quick google search brought me to it http://www.fccthai.com/index.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 alvish Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 The problem is i have no references i've always worked for my dad as an assistant and owned my own business so if they ask for references ill be out of luck im thinking. I've lived in Bangkok before for 5 months but have a small business of my own and the rents are hopefully investing in a small place for me and the girl just want to get a proper job so i can settle this time, ill be out for 3 months in May and back out again soon after to get a place, if worst comes to worse ill be starting a small business in Ko Chang. Thanks everyone for the info' I'll keep my eyes open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 zeusbheld Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 An idea just pops up in my head, anyone interested in opening a graphic design company? LOL I do know a few kids waiting desperately to be taken under my wings. Maybe I could be a female pimp I'm off to think this through. pimp meeeee err... mac mommy? used to freelance. can dredge up my book, not tell ppl how ancient the work is. maybe even do some new stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hoping to get a non-teaching job in Thailand (Teaching doesn't suit me due to a swearing & kicking problem.)
What other jobs are suitable for Farang in Bangkok was thinkin call centres maybe....?
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