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It's a working title for a porno film..good guess by English George!

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That was too funny! Voted for you to help the kids for that post! :lol:

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my vote for the most jai dam and insensitive... (in "why breakup" forum)

i never like to bring dirty laundry on TF...... in fact there have been many times already... and it's ridiculous.

sorry for bothering you guys...

moreover, i did this thread just for fun... no meaning behind.

for the real case, i do know why.... i can tell here... just because i threw the wooden heavy chair on him... that's it... i know it's inappropriate.... but never regret that.

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my vote for the most jai dam and insensitive... (in "why breakup" forum)

i never like to bring dirty laundry on TF...... in fact there have been many times already... and it's ridiculous.

sorry for bothering you guys...

moreover, i did this thread just for fun... no meaning behind.

for the real case, i do know why.... i can tell here... just because i threw the wooden heavy chair on him... that's it... i know it's inappropriate.... but never regret that.

thanks! :wink:

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Today I am fortunate enough to be with the most lovely and wonderful

lady I have ever met. In fact I will ask her to marry me soon. :P

...wow! That is the first "viral proposal" I have ever seen!!!

....will she reply online?? When the message is passed along?

.....smooth, romantic and milky....like a fresh cold bar of chocolate

...Dr.Mike is setting the standards these days and he's got alot of "Barry White" to come by the looks of things....

["Barry White" is not rhyming slang for "shite", it means romantic and loving expressionism]

:):):):)

..make love...not war......ask someone to marry you online today...(it gets votes....and we all know what votes mean these days!!)

..for those that don't....votes mean money for charity*

*vote for me

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my vote for the most jai dam and insensitive... (in "why breakup" forum)

i never like to bring dirty laundry on TF...... in fact there have been many times already... and it's ridiculous.

sorry for bothering you guys...

moreover, i did this thread just for fun... no meaning behind.

for the real case, i do know why.... i can tell here... just because i threw the wooden heavy chair on him... that's it... i know it's inappropriate.... but never regret that.

thanks! :wink:

i'm getting confused now ... i thought the "why break up" forum was locked (because we now know must break ups between thai and farangs r caused by heavy chairs being hurled in at least 1 general direction) and this was quote of the day ... or year forum !!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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zeusbheld on "Do you love yourself?"

not only do i love myself every day, i can love myself with either hand.

talking about ambidexterity. :lol:

You must be good at tennis.

true story: a basketball player at North Carolina State University said he was a better baller because he was amphibious--he could drive to the hoop with either hand.

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TF IS NOT DEEP.

zeusbheld on "Do you love yourself?"

not only do i love myself every day, i can love myself with either hand.

talking about ambidexterity. :lol:

You must be good at tennis.

true story: a basketball player at North Carolina State University said he was a better baller because he was amphibious--he could drive to the hoop with either hand.

Perhaps final proof that those receiving Athletic Scholarships at US Universities have a combined IQ equivalent to the square root of pi...

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TF IS NOT DEEP.

zeusbheld on "Do you love yourself?"

not only do i love myself every day, i can love myself with either hand.

talking about ambidexterity. :lol:

You must be good at tennis.

true story: a basketball player at North Carolina State University said he was a better baller because he was amphibious--he could drive to the hoop with either hand.

Perhaps final proof that those receiving Athletic Scholarships at US Universities have a combined IQ equivalent to the square root of pi...

which is about 40x the average IQ of a prem football squad.

to be fair though the school in quesiton was blacklisted for several years for recruiting f***tards who could play ball. and the players at my school (which happens to have been Michael Jordan's school) all were able to pass their courses.

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TF IS NOT DEEP.

zeusbheld on "Do you love yourself?"

not only do i love myself every day, i can love myself with either hand.

talking about ambidexterity. :lol:

You must be good at tennis.

true story: a basketball player at North Carolina State University said he was a better baller because he was amphibious--he could drive to the hoop with either hand.

Perhaps final proof that those receiving Athletic Scholarships at US Universities have a combined IQ equivalent to the square root of pi...

which is about 40x the average IQ of a prem football squad.

to be fair though the school in quesiton was blacklisted for several years for recruiting f***tards who could play ball. and the players at my school (which happens to have been Michael Jordan's school) all were able to pass their courses.

Ah Jordan... lived in heaven, came to Earth for match day!!

But you don't say what those 'courses' were. Bet none of them did quantum theory or advanced philosophy...

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I think what he is is ambisextrous.

....what a great word!!!!!

....ambisextrous

....for those that are ambiguous with their sexuality......

...like the "Bi" status......but that sounds dull !

...ambisextrous......on the other hand..(no pun intended)

...has a certain ring to it..(another pun unintended...but again underlined)

..better than saying "Bi".....what does that mean?

A: "Hi my name's Sara....and I'm....bye....(the last unintentional pun)

B: "Why did she run of in a hurry?"

..79

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TF IS NOT DEEP.

zeusbheld on "Do you love yourself?"

not only do i love myself every day, i can love myself with either hand.

talking about ambidexterity. :lol:

You must be good at tennis.

true story: a basketball player at North Carolina State University said he was a better baller because he was amphibious--he could drive to the hoop with either hand.

Perhaps final proof that those receiving Athletic Scholarships at US Universities have a combined IQ equivalent to the square root of pi...

which is about 40x the average IQ of a prem football squad.

to be fair though the school in quesiton was blacklisted for several years for recruiting f***tards who could play ball. and the players at my school (which happens to have been Michael Jordan's school) all were able to pass their courses.

Ah Jordan... lived in heaven, came to Earth for match day!!

But you don't say what those 'courses' were. Bet none of them did quantum theory or advanced philosophy...

bet you didn't either. (most were business majors btw).

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TF IS NOT DEEP.

zeusbheld on "Do you love yourself?"

not only do i love myself every day, i can love myself with either hand.

talking about ambidexterity. :lol:

You must be good at tennis.

true story: a basketball player at North Carolina State University said he was a better baller because he was amphibious--he could drive to the hoop with either hand.

Perhaps final proof that those receiving Athletic Scholarships at US Universities have a combined IQ equivalent to the square root of pi...

which is about 40x the average IQ of a prem football squad.

to be fair though the school in quesiton was blacklisted for several years for recruiting f***tards who could play ball. and the players at my school (which happens to have been Michael Jordan's school) all were able to pass their courses.

Ah Jordan... lived in heaven, came to Earth for match day!!

But you don't say what those 'courses' were. Bet none of them did quantum theory or advanced philosophy...

bet you didn't either. (most were business majors btw).

Nah.The quantum thing plays with my head!!! Did do philosophy though, but found it overly pretentious and full of balding lecturers with pony tails and ragged Grateful dead T shirts, so maybe I was not imbibing the right substances!!!

:)

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Nah.The quantum thing plays with my head!!! Did do philosophy though, but found it overly pretentious and full of balding lecturers with pony tails and ragged Grateful dead T shirts, so maybe I was not imbibing the right substances!!!

:)

what the hell sort of philisophy department was that??? were they teaching that whooshy pomo 'critical theory' horseshit? can't imagine a ponytailed hippie teaching Berkeley, Locke and Hume.

yeah the physics thing. i thought "wow, this physics stuff is amazing. look how elegant and powerful these equations are!" then they told me i was supposed to SOLVE those equations. then i told them to **** off.

btw i looked it up and Carolina ballers, historically, have tended to major in 'communications'--which means that they expect to do commentary after their NBA careers. spoiled brats.

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Nah.The quantum thing plays with my head!!! Did do philosophy though, but found it overly pretentious and full of balding lecturers with pony tails and ragged Grateful dead T shirts, so maybe I was not imbibing the right substances!!!

:)

what the hell sort of philisophy department was that??? were they teaching that whooshy pomo 'critical theory' horseshit? can't imagine a ponytailed hippie teaching Berkeley, Locke and Hume.

yeah the physics thing. i thought "wow, this physics stuff is amazing. look how elegant and powerful these equations are!" then they told me i was supposed to SOLVE those equations. then i told them to f*ck off.

btw i looked it up and Carolina ballers, historically, have tended to major in 'communications'--which means that they expect to do commentary after their NBA careers. spoiled brats.

Ah, another cultural difference between US and UK - communications graduates in the UL are most often to be heard asking the deep and pertinent question- "would you like fries with that?" :)

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I think what he is is ambisextrous.

....what a great word!!!!!

....ambisextrous

....for those that are ambiguous with their sexuality......

...like the "Bi" status......but that sounds dull !

...ambisextrous......on the other hand..(no pun intended)

...has a certain ring to it..(another pun unintended...but again underlined)

..better than saying "Bi".....what does that mean?

A: "Hi my name's Sara....and I'm....bye....(the last unintentional pun)

B: "Why did she run of in a hurry?"

..79

it does sound more ample and defining :lol:

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Nah.The quantum thing plays with my head!!! Did do philosophy though, but found it overly pretentious and full of balding lecturers with pony tails and ragged Grateful dead T shirts, so maybe I was not imbibing the right substances!!!

:)

what the hell sort of philisophy department was that??? were they teaching that whooshy pomo 'critical theory' horseshit? can't imagine a ponytailed hippie teaching Berkeley, Locke and Hume.

yeah the physics thing. i thought "wow, this physics stuff is amazing. look how elegant and powerful these equations are!" then they told me i was supposed to SOLVE those equations. then i told them to f*ck off.

btw i looked it up and Carolina ballers, historically, have tended to major in 'communications'--which means that they expect to do commentary after their NBA careers. spoiled brats.

Ah, another cultural difference between US and UK - communications graduates in the UL are most often to be heard asking the deep and pertinent question- "would you like fries with that?" :)

i bet if footballers went to college, and studied communications, they'd end up pundits.

in the US the McDonald's jobs are reserved for art majors btw.

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