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56. Learn the offside rule...

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

the best thing about a blowjob is the moment of silent.

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

you are approaching this the wrong way Ciaran; if they DON'T understand the offside rule, then they sit there saying 'Why did that man raise the pretty flag? Why have they stopped play? What does that mean? Why is he going to kick the ball?'

So, 2 options;

a) Teach her the offside rule.

B) Scream at her to shut the f**k up and get you a beer. (remembering that you raised voice moment may be used against you any time in the next 12 months)

:twisted:

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

you are approaching this the wrong way Ciaran; if they DON'T understand the offside rule, then they sit there saying 'Why did that man raise the pretty flag? Why have they stopped play? What does that mean? Why is he going to kick the ball?'

So, 2 options;

a) Teach her the offside rule.

B) Scream at her to shut the f**k up and get you a beer. (remembering that you raised voice moment may be used against you any time in the next 12 months)

:twisted:

Iain there r some things in life which r just wrong .... women parallel parking and discussing the offside rule r just 2 of those things, but there r many many more !!!

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

you are approaching this the wrong way Ciaran; if they DON'T understand the offside rule, then they sit there saying 'Why did that man raise the pretty flag? Why have they stopped play? What does that mean? Why is he going to kick the ball?'

So, 2 options;

a) Teach her the offside rule.

B) Scream at her to shut the f**k up and get you a beer. (remembering that you raised voice moment may be used against you any time in the next 12 months)

:twisted:

Iain there r some things in life which r just wrong .... women parallel parking and discussing the offside rule r just 2 of those things, but there r many many more !!!

Your misogynist views have no place in the 21st Century. I suggest you build yourself a time machine and go back to Victorian England where your non-emancipatory attitude will be more at home.

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

the best thing about a blowjob is the moment of silent.

It's not always silent if she is doing it right...

But yes, I have to agree. That silence is a wonderful thing.

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

the best thing about a blowjob is the moment of silent.

It's not always silent if she is doing it right...

But yes, I have to agree. That silence is a wonderful thing.

well brought up girls should never speak with their mouths full...

:twisted:

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

the best thing about a blowjob is the moment of silent.

It's not always silent if she is doing it right...

But yes, I have to agree. That silence is a wonderful thing.

well brought up girls should never speak with their mouths full...

:twisted:

The Bulldog next door remind me of you.

:twisted:

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

the best thing about a blowjob is the moment of silent.

It's not always silent if she is doing it right...

But yes, I have to agree. That silence is a wonderful thing.

well brought up girls should never speak with their mouths full...

:twisted:

The Bulldog next door remind me dof you.

:twnisted:

and the bulldog's arse reminds me of your face first thing in the morning...

:lol:

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

the best thing about a blowjob is the moment of silent.

It's not always silent if she is doing it right...

But yes, I have to agree. That silence is a wonderful thing.

well brought up girls should never speak with their mouths full...

:twisted:

The Bulldog next door remind me dof you.

:twnisted:

and the bulldog's arse reminds me of your face first thing in the morning...

:lol:

do i smell puppy love?
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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

the best thing about a blowjob is the moment of silent.

It's not always silent if she is doing it right...

But yes, I have to agree. That silence is a wonderful thing.

well brought up girls should never speak with their mouths full...

:twisted:

The Bulldog next door remind me dof you.

:twnisted:

and the bulldog's arse reminds me of your face first thing in the morning...

:lol:

do i smell puppy love?

that joke was ruff mate...

:lol:

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

the best thing about a blowjob is the moment of silent.

It's not always silent if she is doing it right...

But yes, I have to agree. That silence is a wonderful thing.

well brought up girls should never speak with their mouths full...

:twisted:

The Bulldog next door remind me of you.

:twnisted:

and the bulldog's arse reminds me of your face first thing in the morning...

:lol:

3657 days since the last time i gave a **** :twisted:

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56. Learn the offside rule...

:twisted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

we do NOT want women talking while the football is on ..... FFS if they even thought they understood the rule they'd never f**king shut up during a game !!!

the best thing about a blowjob is the moment of silent.

It's not always silent if she is doing it right...

But yes, I have to agree. That silence is a wonderful thing.

well brought up girls should never speak with their mouths full...

:twisted:

The Bulldog next door remind me of you.

:twnisted:

and the bulldog's arse reminds me of your face first thing in the morning...

:lol:

3657 days since the last time i gave a sh*t :twisted:

now THAT'S what I call constipation...

no wonder your face looks like that...

:lol:

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Ohhh, my BF doesn't want beer in his fridge and doesn't want to be massaged....Unusual for a guy, right?

If you're with boyfriend is in a room with "attractive" men.. whom does he notice first.. you or them?

:lol::lol:

My thoughts exactly! Now where is that photos that Iain has posted a few times of the one guy amongst a group of attractive women. Show it to your BF and see what happens.

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Ohhh, my BF doesn't want beer in his fridge and doesn't want to be massaged....Unusual for a guy, right?

If you're with boyfriend is in a room with "attractive" men.. whom does he notice first.. you or them?

:lol::lol:

My thoughts exactly! Now where is that photos that Iain has posted a few times of the one guy amongst a group of attractive women. Show it to your BF and see what happens.

can't find that one, but here is one with a similar concept...

Just ask yourself; would YOUR bf be watching tv??

thatguy.jpg

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