Stramash Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 You mean the one called nattallseasonmannaporn... What about her? Dr Lovelife was sucking off this bird last night when he thought, "Wait a minute..." Good job, guys... two very funny lines. Made me laugh anyway. we are now taking bookings for weddings, barmitzvahs and red shirt demos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 This is the 1 liner which never fails, no matter who she is. "I am skinny, I sport a mohawk, I have almost finished a PHD in Philosophy and religious bollocks,I am better than anyone else, I DON'T teach English and my **** smells of summer flowers................. Get you ******* coat and don't argue, you've pulled lady." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 "Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. " :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 "Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. " :twisted: what's a pick up line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstellaII Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Let's go watching DVD at my place. :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipamerican Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Let's go watching DVD at my place. :roll: I think I have heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstellaII Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Let's go watching DVD at my place. :roll: I think I have heard that one before. Oh yeah? Bring your bikini along, I have a nice private pool. After that I'll take you out for shopping and dinner in Hongkong with my private jet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipamerican Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Let's go watching DVD at my place. :roll: I think I have heard that one before. Oh yeah? Bring your bikini along, I have a nice private pool. After that I'll take you out for shopping and dinner in Hongkong with my private jet!! How did you know I have a bikini??? :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstellaII Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Let's go watching DVD at my place. :roll: I think I have heard that one before. Oh yeah? Bring your bikini along, I have a nice private pool. After that I'll take you out for shopping and dinner in Hongkong with my private jet!! How did you know I have a bikini??? :shock: Good eye sight It's so freaking pink with bunch of flowers like grandma style. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaga Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 "ready to go?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 What is your best pickup line? "Just shut up and kiss me!" :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frans65 Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 i'm learning how to massage...can i practice with u? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 What is your best pickup line? "Just shut up and kiss me!" :oops: i'll bet that works !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 What is your best pickup line? "Just shut up and kiss me!" :oops: i'll bet that works !!! Preferbly the french one... :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 This is the 1 liner which never fails, no matter who she is."I am skinny, I sport a mohawk, I have almost finished a PHD in Philosophy and religious bollocks,I am better than anyone else, I DON'T teach English and my sh*t smells of summer flowers................. Get you f*cking coat and don't argue, you've pulled lady." I love your **** smells.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted September 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 I'm married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 I'm married. Soooooo Sexy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 What is your best pickup line? "Just shut up and kiss me!" :oops: i'll bet that works !!! Preferbly the french one... :twisted: too bad that i'm irish !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seafra Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 hey baby, from accross the room I couldn't help noticing that you really dont sweat a lot for a fat chick, wanna buy me a drink? ..... she will never forget you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napisas Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 I'm wondering if my lips test like vanilla icecream, can you try'em ? hehe.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geee Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 I'm wondering if my lips test like vanilla icecream, can you try'em ? hehe.. Good one, one to remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 "You remind me of my next boyfriend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared2000 Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Good one seafra, I have been laughing for 5 minutes on that one. So be it: You remind me of my next one night stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 So be it: You remind me of my next one night stand. How much money do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkCairns Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is in the other room. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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