About mid of this year, I watch TV, a documentary about male?s sperms, which?s interested me immensely.

I always curious about little details and things, I don?t know why but probably my allergic symptom. One day I went to hospital for my sleeping pills coz I have problem with my sleeping. I met the young male doctor,apart from my symptom I told doctor I also went beyond.

Here is our conversation:

Me: Dr. is it true? That man who are over 35 years, if they drink a lot and no exercise, their sperms can be no tails and some are swim wrong direction and some are just plain sluggish?

Dr: well, supposed there are 2 men running from up stair, one got 2 legs and a second got 1 leg, do you think who is going to win? So no need to worry about sperms, just worry about your eggs, they are getting old everyday, everyday. :(

I felt like someone slaps my face 100 times in a second.

Well, my curiosity drives me to test guys. What they feel and reaction If I said ? you are over 35 years and you?re not exercise but you drink a lot, I?m sure, your sperms are no tails.

So I selected male friends whom I know in some level coz afraid of feedback. There are 3 men who had been marked.

First, Mr. M.: Shut up, leave my sperms alone!!! (Felt hurt & resentful)

Second, Mr. A: I don?t think my sperms have no tails

(Face down and act normal but when I look at him I felt guilty)

Third, Mr. Moll: HOW DARE YOU SAY MY SPERMS HAVE NO TAIL??? (Pride & Arrogant)

My purposed is just wanted to urge them to do exercise or less drinking but it seem I offense them anyway, hope our friendship still remain but too late I suppose. End of testing, and no more experiment. GOSH??..

I hope my sperm have no tails, but i don't drink so perhaps I'm not that lucky

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well !!

A 94 year old man is involved in hospital medical tests

the nurse asked him to give a sperm sample.

He takes the sample tube home with him and returns to the hospital 2 days later and the tub is still empty.

The nurse asked why is it empty.

The man says it's no good, i tried with my right hand and my left hand i got my wife to try with both hands and with her mouth,

With her teeth in and her teeth out.

I even got Doris next door 2 try but we still could not get the damn lid off !!!

Cheeky Soda

Not care about no tails as long as not too soft.

go to doc get a testo injection and they are good to swim again. Do you want me to send you a sample?

I am always confused by the sperm swimming in the wrong direction statement, sort of seems that there is really ONLY way one to go once they get out.

only one way? wow so if jump in the ocean you know where to go? Its the same for them and sometimes they end up in another end...

it's easier for a 35 year old mad to become a father than it is for a 35 year old woman to become a mother.

it's not just ur eggs that r getting old ....... : - )

hahaha u sure?

Some thing about ego of male

He cant accept the failure in reality

Especially about his (sperm)tail and his tail ^-^

My Indian friend ever proud of his skill on bed for wife, but after went o USA and girls there pisses him off

Comment that he had horrible kisses and ugly foreplay --heheh -- then his brother's not working for 5 months

He met dr. in Bumrunrat and healed for 3 months more........

Soo . . . . . are you alergic to sperms?? hehehe

If he wants to have children at 38 and you are 32... both party have to have a routine to exercisea and eating good food , no drugs ,no alcohol and lots of sexercise too

Well there is no fixed rule to this.. even a healthy 30 year old male who exercises, does not drink or smoke could have low sperm count or fertility problems.

It boils down to your genetics and DNA really.

To think of so much of my baby juice thats been flushed down the drain or dumped in the bin... what a waste!!!

right just keep on sexercise as much as possible alone or with a partner

Can you describe the taste for us, Ghee?

I don't know the condition of my sperm....I think I need a lady to investigate :-)

Hmm..the girls should remember that they are born with all the eggs they will ever have...but the male makes new sperm as long as his system is able.

I'm not bothered about girls thinking whatever they like about my sperm...why should I? As long as I know they work (and they do!) then I have no interest in what others may think...up to them...

The only one that matters is what Grezzzy thinks of the little wrigglers...if she's happy with the flavour...

I need protien from egg 55

My sperm are fit coz I excercise but they are always pissed and swim the wrong way !!

naghty soda lol

"Your sperms in the gutter -- your loves in the sink"

-Jethro Tull (Thick as a Brick)