I never know before that men are sensitive of their size until I heard my brother told me once that ?I?ll commit suicide if any girl said I have small d?or call me Mr. Earth worm? (ãÊéà´×ù). I?m not sure if he really means it or just joking.

Years ago, Nidnoi, my friend was crying, whining said her boyfriend has wife already. She wants to end relationship but the guy doesn?t want to because his wife is pregnant. Nidnoi asked me for help. How she can hurt this guy, I hesitated for days before tell about men?s weak point (I presume).

After 2-3 days she comes to me with laugh & smiley face and gives me a hug and kiss. I wonder what happen so I asked her.

Nidnoi: I told that guy that his d... is very small and I never be satisfied with his bed role. I have to use my

pinkie after him every time and I call him Mr. Earthworm too.

Me: so what happen then?

Nidnoi: he punches the wall. His finger bones were broken, and he drunk and crying.

Nobody knows that is my master piece idea I?m not proud of that, I feel like a real bad ass. But look at the bright side, my friend is happy and laugh.

Two years ago a Thai boy (24 y/o) from my previous work keep calling, and want to sexual talk with me. I planed to stop him calling me by making him embarrassed.

While he asking me how big of my breast size, I think it the right time to get rid of him.

Me: if you are not reaching 6? don?t even think about it

He: if I?m over 6? will you be mind?

I was screaming while pressing the cancel button on my mobile. Up until now I still wonder if I really underestimated this boy or it?s just psychological game.

Last year it was a colleague birthday, so we have lunch together. While having lunch I mentioned about myself and that Thai boy, just for fun. After 3 months, the mgr walks to my desk with smile.

Mgr: Soda, I think I have 6?

Me: excuse me?

Mgr: I think I have 6? or almost 6?

The first thing I heard, I was thinking ?God, this guy must have measured himself last night or what? When turn to face him, I act as if I?m excited, interesting about him.

Me: Oh Really?

Mgr: Yes, and I think I never be a second in bed, I?m a die hard one.

What else I could say since he seems proud to present?..

And last year again I?ve online chat with a 25 y/o from England.

He: you know what is the most proudest that I have

Me: what is it?

He: I really proud of my 8?

Well he is 25 what else he could be proud of. I mean if I?m 20 I wouldn?t act like a stone, would I?

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Almost 6" ? Did you laugh at him? :-)

I remember a guy getting drunk in a bar and some girls ended up pulling his shorts off from behind...hilarity ensued as he tried to get himself back together.

An older guy whom he didn't know did the small pinky thing at him, and the younger guy had a great response for him:

"Why are you making fun of something that I can't help? You're balding and ugly and you don't hear me making fun of you!"

and for help with the lyrics...

Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,

What d'you want some kind of reaction?

Well, OK, that's fine,

Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you that you never ever made me come?

In the year and a half that we spent together,

Yeah, I never really had much fun.

All those times that I said I was sober,

Well I'm afraid I lied,

I'd be lying next to you, you next to me,

All the while I was high as a kite.

I could see it in your face when you give it to me gently,

Yeah, you really must think you're great,

Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks,

When I work my way through your mates.

[Chorus:]

I never wanted it to end up this way,

You've only got yourself to blame,

I'm gonna tell them that you're rubbish in bed now

And that you're small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,

Well, you're out of luck.

Yeah, let's rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up,

You know what it shoulda ended there,

That's when I shoulda shown you the door.

As if that weren't enough to deal with,

You became premature.

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,

But you left me in such a state.

But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,

Gonna reciprocate.

[Chorus:]

You're not big, you're not clever,

No, you ain't a big brother

Not big what so ever.

Ahhhhhhhhh [etc.]

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,

But you left me in such a state.

But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,

I'm gonna reciprocate.

You're not big, you're not clever,

No, you ain't a big breader

Not big what so ever

You're not big, you're not clever,

Not big what so ever

No, you ain't a big breader [x2]

hey I wanna request for something higher than the inguinal line on your journal :PPP

lololol....i love you, soda!!! you can make me laugh no matter how i feel! thanks, babe!

give me his contact Mr.8" i will prove for you

Let me give you another tip: men do not care unless it's about their wife or long time girlfriend

Soda : I love your journal

All : I dont think size is not matter,as I have read on research papers.they said foreplay is the most important not your p* size I dont know about that if it true...another research said women thing can adjust and fit your p* .....

Size dont matter...if the size of vallet or bank account is enough...in the other cases...well, it depends...I laugh a lot bout a guy who broke his finger bones...how stupid he is!

Nice journal, indeed, but not of my fav ones

I am proud of my 4 inches...tongue

>>>Soda : I love your journal

All : I dont think size is not matter,as I have read on research papers.they said foreplay is the most important not your p* size I dont know about that if it true...another research said women thing can adjust and fit your p* .....<<<

WOW!!! happy to see you gals are so up to date on these important matters! seriously!

travel raven you said it

I know this is your trick to get all the guys to submit to your "survey".

size DOES matter

REALLY DOES!!!!

if the girl say it doesnt please NOTE!!!! that they are LIE

or unless she is the bad luck one

oops !!! did i say something wrong?

I think.... 6 is nothing.

hohoho

Many years ago my wife was accosted by a flasher and reported it to the police. A day or two later a policewoman came to our home to take the full details and during the discussion she asked my wife if she'd said anything to him. My wife answerd "Yes. I didn't want to let him think he'd got to me so I decided on ridicule and said Oh, it's like a **** but it's only half the notmal size!

Later the same policewoman went into the area where he was "working" in plain clothes as a decoy. He turned up and showed her his personal credentials so to speak and she showed him her professional credentials and nabbed him.

sakuna: those research said that I do not know their research methodologies so i can not say it is true or not..

well ,,, I am the lucky one

Soda, as your obsessed with both the size of mens 'members' and playing the guitar, why not combine 2 journals into 1 and sing a song about this subject?

I have 42 inches...............my TV that is :-)

don't worry about size na you could be happy with something else more

Another good Soda journal. Let me see, where did I leave that yard stick, anyway...........