BigEars Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Negotiate Sukhumvit in a car between the hours of 6am and 9pm. Expect Sukhumvit/Silom night street traders to accept a fair price. Think police are there for the good of the public. Adhere to any sort of lane discipline. Imagine that you mean anythng to anyone you don't know intimately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeahrightdennis Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Go to Chatuchak market on a weekday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 date a TF member... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Fall in love with a bargirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenidol Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 post about your day-life issues on an internet forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 flick your just finished cigarette butte into the chest of a cop at the corner of Sukhumvit and Soi 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 send a pm shortly after your return to Bangkok to someone in a relationship telling them to dump their bf and pm you... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 send a pm shortly after your return to Bangkok to someone in a relationship telling them to dump their bf and pm you... :twisted: Is this a deja vu or am I dreaming? why someone needs to dump a b/f before PM someone? Don't make it complicated!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincon6 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 ...buy anything big: house, car, business... and put it in your "gf's" name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 call some Scottish dood Rick Astley over a friendly beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 send a pm shortly after your return to Bangkok to someone in a relationship telling them to dump their bf and pm you... :twisted: ohhh i know who you talk about, but how so you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 send a pm shortly after your return to Bangkok to someone in a relationship telling them to dump their bf and pm you... :twisted: ohhh i know who you talk about, but how so you know? the wonders of FB !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 call some Scottish dood Rick Astley over a friendly beer... a beer which becomes less friendly when a certain redneck learns the wonders of the 'Glasgow kiss' :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 what's wrong Ricky boy lol 101 things NOT to do in BKK: 1. NOT get laid some of these miserable fucks need it worse than others.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEars Posted October 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 flick your just finished cigarette butte into the chest of a cop at the corner of Sukhumvit and Soi 4 Where would you suggest? I can't think of a better place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barsie Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Withdraw 30k baht from ATM next to Nana Plaza- I did see a guy do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IseeUcMe Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Having a fight with the retailer guys in Silom Soi 4, or tell TS ..., that they look like lady boii ..,who wanna know that they spent money on sumthing aint worth spendin. :!: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiedriven Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 go anywhere you see more than 5 tourist in a small area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IseeUcMe Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 not to be too friendly with Farangs speak THAI 555555555555555555555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Having a fight with the retailer guys in Silom Soi 4,or tell TS ..., that they look like lady boii ..,who wanna know that they spent money on sumthing aint worth spendin. :!: and dun let TS hear... I thought she was just hairy. I didn't know she was also a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Gamble with a Thai girl on Connect four or pool or cards... or... well anything really. Only two things can happen... 1) You lose and pay the girl. 2) You win and she doesn't pay you and sulks and calls you names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgeous Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 not to be too friendly with Farangs speak THAI 555555555555555555555555 I agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barsie Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Gamble with a Thai girl on Connect four or pool or cards... or... well anything really.Only two things can happen... 1) You lose and pay the girl. 2) You win and she doesn't pay you and sulks and calls you names. I beat a thai guy for money once- he was seriously pissed off! In other circumstances I may of had a bit of an international incident on my hands. As it was he just stormed out. Connect 4 - there's a technique which means you can't lose. You may not win but you can force a draw every time You'r 100% right though- you can only ever lose even with a win. Never ride a motorbike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Withdraw 30k baht from ATM next to Nana Plaza- I did see a guy do this how do u see that when all you can withdraw is 20k???? i rode a motorbike in bkk (phantom) for a good 6 months. beats the **** outa driving... whats wrong with ridding a bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuskyShandy Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I beat a thai guy for money once- he was seriously pissed off! In other circumstances I may of had a bit of an international incident on my hands. As it was he just stormed out.Connect 4 - there's a technique which means you can't lose. You may not win but you can force a draw every time Wow you must be some kind of Connect 4 god or something. Kudos dude. And way to beat a Thai at it. No wonder he was pissed off. They never lose. Never ride a motorbike Cos your mom said? How old are you again? Don't get me wrong mate, I'm on your side. Good policies for a long and excruciatingly boring life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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