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ah -yes the Poms, THEY were the true underdogs!

Since we don't understand the game, and don't realize what a

powerhouse we have waiting to devour the planet...

( lets wait for the the other two matches before getting ahead of anything)

----> the BP factor was predicted rather well in the "oil Spill" forum, I thought :wink: :P

Now assume the position --- you still have more lube to use! :lol:

Of course, England were the favorites.

And my point was more along the lines that if the US had won, the US could turn to England say 'Not only did we beat at your own game, but we really dont even care.'

actually -- I got that :P ( and for this month a few yanks do ---> care)

It is a cool event...and that is not wasted on us!

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It was rigged!

England’s goalie related to Senate candidate Alvin Greene

RUSTENBURG, SOUTH AFRICA – Just hours after Robert Green cost England a World Cup win by badly mishandling a routine shot by Clint Dempsey, multiple sources have confirmed that the 30-year-old goalkeeper is related to embattled South Carolina Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene.

Green, whose gaffe during yesterday’s internationally hyped match has been called one of the worst in soccer history, is candidate Greene’s cousin, two sources within the Greene campaign told The Daily Caller. They each requested anonymity because they work officially for the state Republican Party.

“If James Clyburn wants to find a plant, he should be going after Robert, not Alvin,†one of the staffers said. “Seriously, look at that replay. How the hell does anyone miss that shot?â€

Clyburn, the No. 3 Democrat in the House, is expected to demand genetic testing on Monday to investigate the supposed relationship between the goalie and candidate.

Reached by telephone, Greene at first attempted to imitate an automated voice answering service.

“I’m sorry, but the Alvin Greene you have called is not available right now,†Greene said in a robotic tone. “He is out campaigning and holding rallies and, you know, meeting with voters and paying filing fees and things like that.â€

After numerous attempts, a Daily Caller reporter finally managed to convince Greene that his ruse had failed and coaxed him into answering questions. The conversation lasted just long enough for Greene to deny any relationship to England’s embattled goaltender.

“How could you think we’re related?†Greene asked. “When I screw everything up, it doesn’t result in a tie. It results in me winning.â€

http://dailycaller.com/2010/06/13/englands-goalie-related-to-senate-candidate-alvin-greene-sources-say/

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

69.......69....... 69......69.......69........69.......

69.......69....... 69......69.......69........69.......

69.......69....... 69......69.......69........69.......

69.......69....... 69......69.......69........69.......

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69.......69....... 69......69.......69........69.......

69.......69....... 69......69.......69........69.......come on this is TF, how could I NOT do that!!

Mate, though art way off the mark.

Way off the mark...

Thou art.

Good try.

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

31-peace or 33-peace?

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

31-peace or 33-peace?

Catch 22 peace take it or leave it.

Hey, us divine are fickle.

("Right Al?" "Right mate.")

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

31-peace or 33-peace?

Catch 22 peace take it or leave it.

Hey, us divine are fickle.

("Right Al?" "Right mate.")

No good divine person you are! Should be understanding, patient and helpful. That's at least what priests of all kinds are talking their mouth dry about.

Seems that the old Greeks were right with their perception of gods!

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

31-peace or 33-peace?

Catch 22 peace take it or leave it.

Hey, us divine are fickle.

("Right Al?" "Right mate.")

No good divine person you are! Should be understanding, patient and helpful. That's at least what priests of all kinds are talking their mouth dry about.

Seems that the old Greeks were right with their perception of gods!

I just granted autonomy to the Moldavians mate.

We're currently drawing straws as to who will deal with the Gulf Debacle.

I rigged it so Z would get the short straw :wink:

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

31-peace or 33-peace?

Catch 22 peace take it or leave it.

Hey, us divine are fickle.

("Right Al?" "Right mate.")

No good divine person you are! Should be understanding, patient and helpful. That's at least what priests of all kinds are talking their mouth dry about.

Seems that the old Greeks were right with their perception of gods!

I just granted autonomy to the Moldavians mate.

We're currently drawing straws as to who will deal with the Gulf Debacle.

I rigged it so Z would get the short straw :wink:

Happy that it is not me after all my whining! ;)

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

31-peace or 33-peace?

Catch 22 peace take it or leave it.

Hey, us divine are fickle.

("Right Al?" "Right mate.")

No good divine person you are! Should be understanding, patient and helpful. That's at least what priests of all kinds are talking their mouth dry about.

Seems that the old Greeks were right with their perception of gods!

I just granted autonomy to the Moldavians mate.

We're currently drawing straws as to who will deal with the Gulf Debacle.

I rigged it so Z would get the short straw :wink:

Happy that it is not me after all my whining! ;)

Mate, I forgive you.

It's what we do.

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

31-peace or 33-peace?

Catch 22 peace take it or leave it.

Hey, us divine are fickle.

("Right Al?" "Right mate.")

No good divine person you are! Should be understanding, patient and helpful. That's at least what priests of all kinds are talking their mouth dry about.

Seems that the old Greeks were right with their perception of gods!

I just granted autonomy to the Moldavians mate.

We're currently drawing straws as to who will deal with the Gulf Debacle.

I rigged it so Z would get the short straw :wink:

Happy that it is not me after all my whining! ;)

Mate, I forgive you.

It's what we do.

Just don't be feeling like you pulled one over on us though mate.

We were this close to banishing your skanky ass.

Now, scurry along and plant something in our favour.

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

31-peace or 33-peace?

Catch 22 peace take it or leave it.

Hey, us divine are fickle.

("Right Al?" "Right mate.")

No good divine person you are! Should be understanding, patient and helpful. That's at least what priests of all kinds are talking their mouth dry about.

Seems that the old Greeks were right with their perception of gods!

I just granted autonomy to the Moldavians mate.

We're currently drawing straws as to who will deal with the Gulf Debacle.

I rigged it so Z would get the short straw :wink:

Happy that it is not me after all my whining! ;)

Mate, I forgive you.

It's what we do.

Just don't be feeling like you pulled one over on us though mate.

We were this close to banishing your skanky a*s.

Now, scurry along and plant something in our favour.[/quote:07728b142e]

Some pot?

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Well, even if, here we are, math wizards:

19 + 13 = ??? For sure not 42 ;)

Mate, that'll be 32.

32, that'll be.

The number is 32.

32, being the number.

THOU SHALT NOT COUNT TO 33, for that be too many.

NOR! Shall thou count to 31, be it too few.

32 is the number to which thou shall count, and thou shall count to the number 32.

Mankind wasn't, isn't and never will be willing and able to follow the divine orders!

Mate I'm not divine.

However. I thank you.

Now go in peace my child.

31-peace or 33-peace?

Catch 22 peace take it or leave it.

Hey, us divine are fickle.

("Right Al?" "Right mate.")

No good divine person you are! Should be understanding, patient and helpful. That's at least what priests of all kinds are talking their mouth dry about.

Seems that the old Greeks were right with their perception of gods!

I just granted autonomy to the Moldavians mate.

We're currently drawing straws as to who will deal with the Gulf Debacle.

I rigged it so Z would get the short straw :wink:

Happy that it is not me after all my whining! ;)

Mate, I forgive you.

It's what we do.

Just don't be feeling like you pulled one over on us though mate.

We were this close to banishing your skanky a*s.

Now, scurry along and plant something in our favour.[/quote:c2a3b43e41]

Some pot?[/quote:c2a3b43e41]

It finds favour in our eyes.

(Mate, stop encouraging me will yer?)

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