pandorea Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Just finished cleaning my car (don't you just hate it when you have to do all the cleaning thingie on your holidays!!!) and found many things I don't need in it!!! *sigh* 1. A few receipts from last year 2. A piece of old sock (with holds in it) 3. 3 bottles of Cola (diet cola of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 4. Old shoes. 5. Brochures from malls. 6. Old CD. Broken / useless ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 7. Dead hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 8. Expired train tickets 9. Training packs from months ago 10. A map Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 11. useless GPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 12. empty bottles. (Oh, it might not useless, in case for pee pee) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 12. empty bottles. (Oh, it might not useless, in case for pee pee) and how can you possibly pee in a bottle?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 and how can you possibly pee in a bottle?? Good question!! Maybe there is something we don't know about bcool... 13. allseasonsman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 a dead hooker and allseasonsman were in your car??? I'm shocked!!! Did you shrink them before put in your car? I mean... to fit in your Honda Jazz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 and how can you possibly pee in a bottle?? Use a funnel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 a dead hooker and allseasonsman were in your car??? I'm shocked!!! Did you shrink them before put in your car? I mean... to fit in your Honda Jazz! allseasonman WAS the dead hooker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 a dead hooker and allseasonsman were in your car??? I'm shocked!!! Did you shrink them before put in your car? I mean... to fit in your Honda Jazz! No, just one body. I hired allseasonsman for sex and then he died when he found out that I'm not a snuggler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seafra Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 13. A ******* ANTS nest. I dont know how it happened to be in my car, but it was there, they got in somehow. And I dont know how it was still there 6 weeks later after I parked my car in the direct sunlight and went to work for 6 weeks (it must be 60 degrees in there .. ). One time with 4 passengers going to golf, we pulled out the golfbags, and they were all alive with running little bastard ants, millions of them. And I am still not sure that it is has been successfully fumigated cos every now and then there are a few ants running over the dash. Believe me, you dont want an ants nest in your car ... but actually, now I dont have to collect too many people going to golf hu hu hu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 allseasonman WAS the dead hooker... LOL. Damn! You beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Use a funnel tried it.. but it damn hurt!!! must be the wrong end!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Good question!! Maybe there is something we don't know about bcool...13. allseasonsman and how can you possibly pee in a bottle?? hmm... it's very technic, and it's so complicated Edited April 25, 2011 by Chatty kaunitz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 14. Lousy driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyper223 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 tried it.. but it damn hurt!!! must be the wrong end!! You Go Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 You Go Girl. lol.... too much work!! up&go diaper is waaayyy easier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 15. Nagging passengers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 14 pens that dont work, loads of old receipts, MT air freshner bottles, Broken wheel lock nut, crushed Coca Cola can, Old out of date Melbourne road map (Yr 2000) $37.65 in coins, and a kids toy, now don't ask me how that got there ?? kaunitz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 A smoke machine. A shark. A bonfire. A petrol leak. Any James Blunt CD's. ....all can lead to fatal or near fatal injuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 16 Ex-boyfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 17. Mother-in-law!!! kaunitz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teila Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 17. Mother-in-law!!! someone give her a medal!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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