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Originally Posted by English_Bob Hey teacher... I'll bet 20,000 that October passes without issue. (I enjoy free money and teasing retards.)
Originally Posted by GoodKarma

Opps!! My bad says Harold Camping...

Doomsday Rapture has now been rescheduled due to it being busy with previous engagements and commitments in another dimension ..just kidding of course..

but...Harold Camping now says that the Rapture has been Rescheduled for October 21 2011-Gawker

With all fairness...to his honorable Mr. Camping..

some things you reschedule: Like a business meeting with a client, a dentist appointment, doctors appointment, a sports activity due to rain or bad weather and for ladies the beauty salon to get their nails or hair done...

But not the end of the world... thats a bit special isn't it..?? Come on get a grip on it man...

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Yes. ok I will reschedule EB. Boy will he be mad, haha.

I don't understand what you write. Your posts don't make sense. You are an illiterate teacher.

13th June - you owe me 5,000 baht. I still think you'll weasel out of paying and I'll be right again.

I'm now offering you a chance to win your money back with a second, seperate bet. October will pass without any extraordinary event. That is to say no disaster worse than Japan. 20,000 baht. Got the nerve to put your money where your mouth is again?

Annoy me? Don't overestimate your own importance, Mr Pink. If you were intelligent or funny or made me concede a single point, you'd be annoying. As you are ignorant and a simpleton, you are just another troll to put down - MarkCJ, KK, WL, VB, ASM have all gone before you and they all did a better job than you. You're as important as jing jok ****.

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Is that your new Avatar?

In spite of the mountains of public disaproval and the complete absence of any support from any member, you still maintain the illusion you've won some points somewhere.

This is wrong.

You need to accept some things...

No-one agrees with you about anything.

Everyone thinks you're a moron.

Nobody likes you.

Only your stupidity keeps you here posting.

You owe me 5,000 baht.

You are a teacher.

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Wednesday 25 May 2011 by Formelia Alberthine

Rapture followers given new date to look incredibly stupid

The evangelical broadcaster who left thousands of his followers crestfallen by his failed ‘rapture’ prediction, has given them a new date on which to look like complete morons by re-scheduling Armageddon for 21st October.

Family Radio President, Harold Camping, said it had ‘dawned’ on him that there were still thousands of people stupid enough to continue to chuck all their worldly possessions his way.

Despite his statement having having all the authenticity of a Milli Vanilli world tour, many have admitted they are desperate enough to try their luck at Camping’s attempt to ensure their passage to the most prestigious venue of all.

Camping told an interviewer that Armageddon was being put off a little longer than he would have liked to allow for any debris from the Icelandic volcano eruption to clear.

“A whole number of factors came together to put a slight delay to the disintegration of all that the planet holds dear.”

“One of which is the partial disintegration of the planet around Iceland.”

“Armageddon can’t just be turned on like that, no matter what you might think.”

Rapture Mark II

Camping continued, “The good Lord foresaw the treachery of that damned Icelandic volcano, and knew he couldn’t expect Jesus just to sweep up all his followers to Heaven if there was going to be such severe flying restrictions in place for the British Isles.”

“It was never a one-day job anyway.”

Camping went on to offer his sincere apologies to all those who had liquidated their continued means of survival, expecting to be dining on God’s never-ending tab by Sunday evening.

“Of course I’m sorry they haven’t got anything more to give me this time round.” Camping continued.

“Maybe they should think about getting me some money by committing crime in the name of the church? Maybe they could embark on some elaborate world-wide confidence tricks?”

“I can assure you they’re an absolute doddle.”

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Wednesday 25 May 2011 by Formelia Alberthine

Rapture followers given new date to look incredibly stupid

The evangelical broadcaster who left thousands of his followers crestfallen by his failed ‘rapture’ prediction, has given them a new date on which to look like complete morons by re-scheduling Armageddon for 21st October.

Family Radio President, Harold Camping, said it had ‘dawned’ on him that there were still thousands of people stupid enough to continue to chuck all their worldly possessions his way.

Despite his statement having having all the authenticity of a Milli Vanilli world tour, many have admitted they are desperate enough to try their luck at Camping’s attempt to ensure their passage to the most prestigious venue of all.

Camping told an interviewer that Armageddon was being put off a little longer than he would have liked to allow for any debris from the Icelandic volcano eruption to clear.

“A whole number of factors came together to put a slight delay to the disintegration of all that the planet holds dear.â€

“One of which is the partial disintegration of the planet around Iceland.â€

“Armageddon can’t just be turned on like that, no matter what you might think.â€

Rapture Mark II

Camping continued, “The good Lord foresaw the treachery of that damned Icelandic volcano, and knew he couldn’t expect Jesus just to sweep up all his followers to Heaven if there was going to be such severe flying restrictions in place for the British Isles.â€

“It was never a one-day job anyway.â€

Camping went on to offer his sincere apologies to all those who had liquidated their continued means of survival, expecting to be dining on God’s never-ending tab by Sunday evening.

“Of course I’m sorry they haven’t got anything more to give me this time round.†Camping continued.

“Maybe they should think about getting me some money by committing crime in the name of the church? Maybe they could embark on some elaborate world-wide confidence tricks?â€

“I can assure you they’re an absolute doddle.â€

Would it be possible to obtain some of the addresses and phone numbers of his followers? I'm sure they will give away their real estate and other property quite cheap.....

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Despite his statement having having all the authenticity of a Milli Vanilli world tour, many have admitted they are desperate enough to try their luck at Camping’s attempt to ensure their passage to the most prestigious venue of all.

Heaven (the gay club)?

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