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Yeah they are...

Really dumb.

I was in a shop today watching people looking for new jeans that look old. It's almost impossible to find a new item that hasn't been made to look beat up. They should just buy second hand or just keep wearing their old clothes.

And they push the 'Close Door' button in the lift... And then keep pushing it to make it hurry up.

Oh and lots more examples.

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I never bought second hand cloths,it's might be from the dead peoples brruuuuuuu.เอาของเราคืนมาาาาาาา

If you want to see really dumb peoples,you can find a lots in Bangkok road ,they always i mean always tried overtaking lane and can't go no where made another cars stuck.

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Hahaha yes people is always dumb and let their passion control the reason. It's easier to be dumb than be smart to use their brain much. Or may be they think they're smart while they're dumb ^^.

This is the worst but unfortunately also the biggest group of them!

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@Stramash - LMAO

On a personal note for one particular TFer...

People are hilariously dumb when English Bob says "OK stop here." in a dark street, and she runs 20 yards down the road saying "No no! I'm scared of you!!"

And it turns out it was just some stairs that they needed to walk down to get her in a taxi... home safe and sound Baby.

(Your taxi is tor wor 927)

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@Stramash - LMAO

On a personal note for one particular TFer...

People are hilariously dumb when English Bob says "OK stop here." in a dark street, and she runs 20 yards down the road saying "No no! I'm scared of you!!"

And it turns out it was just some stairs that they needed to walk down to get her in a taxi... home safe and sound Baby.

(Your taxi is tor wor 927)

@P' Iain, who is that person he posted about??????????????

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I was drinking with some TF people last night.

When the bar closed we went to Nana. It ended up with just me and the TF girl, riding the bull in Carousel.

On the way back, she fully expected me to try to get her home. There ARE photos, but she has to decide whether to post them or not...

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Or the woman on the radio the other day who believed her husband when he told her the rumble strips on roads were to let blind drivers know a junction was coming up...

:lol: You should have posted a warning for that one - now I'm wiping beer off my monitor!

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I want to tell this story, but I'm a bit wary 'cos it's about my Dad.

Last Christmas, I took my Dad and his wife for dinner at a pub. Also joining us were a bunch of my mates. After a few beers, we were being a bit silly and someone mentioned 'Slappin da bass'... from the movie 'I Love You Man'. (see below clip if You don't know it)

Drunken fools that we are we chimed in and we were all salappin da bayass and playing air bass guitars. I heard my Dad joining in, but when I glanced down the sofa, he was slappin an old fashioned air double bass - jazz style.

It was probably the funniest thing he's ever done - I'm just sorry he did it by accident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLi3dZ9IgKA

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I want to tell this story, but I'm a bit wary 'cos it's about my Dad.

Last Christmas, I took my Dad and his wife for dinner at a pub. Also joining us were a bunch of my mates. After a few beers, we were being a bit silly and someone mentioned 'Slappin da bass'... from the movie 'I Love You Man'. (see below clip if You don't know it)

Drunken fools that we are we chimed in and we were all salappin da bayass and playing air bass guitars. I heard my Dad joining in, but when I glanced down the sofa, he was slappin an old fashioned air double bass - jazz style.

It was probably the funniest thing he's ever done - I'm just sorry he did it by accident.

Think that's more sweet than dumb; he obviously had not seen the film, but culture and generational differences meant he still knew what 'slapping a bass' meant (albeit double bass rather than bass guitar)

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Think that's more sweet than dumb; he obviously had not seen the film, but culture and generational differences meant he still knew what 'slapping a bass' meant (albeit double bass rather than bass guitar)

I know all that. It was your 'lol' story that reminded me of it as another example of generational differences. And also my Dad thought 'lol' meant 'lots of love' too.

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Don't even get me started on dumb people, i work with two of them, both blonde and female as it happens. Anyway one has been with us for 9 years and she's a lot better than before but back in her prime we used to keep a record of the stupid things that came out of her mouth, it all started with 'What's a chicken sausage?' and escalated from there. In the end we had over 3 pages of comments, questions and quotes that were either just plain stupid or defied belief. We stopped keeping records back in 2006 as she gradually improved as she got older (she's 27 now) but still comes out with the occasional stuff.

Recently we employed a junior who it seems is the younger version of the above example. The best example I can give is when she was sending a letter to Ipswich and came out with the following "Ipswich? Isn't that where the Germans sent all the Jews in the war?"

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