whitelotus Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 if my life is same as a novel, just curious when it is gonna be ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 An elephant has enormous dung—don’t try to defecate like an elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 I like the new way of showing when the last post was made ie X minutes ago. It's preferable to showing the time, which was always wrong on my computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Who Says Words With My Mouth?invisible spacer to set column widthAll day I think about it,then at night I say it.Where did I come from,and what am I supposed to be doing?I have no idea.My soul is from elsewhere,I'm sure of that,and I intend to end up there.This drunkennessbegan in some other tavern.When I get back aroundto that place,I'll be completely sober.Meanwhile, I'm like a birdfrom another continent,sitting in this aviary.The day is coming when I fly off,but who is it now in my earwho hears my voice?Who says words with my mouth?Who looks out with my eyes?What is the soul?I cannot stop asking.If I could tasteone sip of an answer,I could break outof this prison for drunks.I didn't come here of my own accord,and I can't leave that way.Whoever brought me herewill have to take me home.This poetry,I never knowwhat I'm going to say.I don't plan it.When I'm outside the saying of it,I get very quietand rarely speak at all.Rumi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Sleazy Garfield! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Women might be intrinsically bi: There are sex studies that indicate that women might bisexual intrinsically, no matter how they class themselves, while men are usually either gay or straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 @p'iain so u r a gay right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 @p'iain so u r a gay right? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Straighter than the Eyre Highway on the Nullarbor Plain... :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:Straighter than the Eyre Highway on the Nullarbor Plain... :evil: For those of you who don't know.... it looks like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 freaking weird how European mountains suddenly appear in the middle of an Australian plain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 I saw many birds flew inside my house everyday....it's seems like my house is their house too..Good morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 I saw one of them (the bird) dead in the back yard of my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:Straighter than the Eyre Highway on the Nullarbor Plain... :evil: I am surprised by this knowledge !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Whatever you do, do NOT follow with anything slightly related to the previous post.In this way, there is no danger of us straying off topic.... Perhaps. Ahh yes, I remember.... "What the **** has she got on her FEET!?" Asked Frodo. "Those ARE her feet." Replied Gandalf gruffly. And added softly, "You ******." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Ahh yes, I remember.... "What the **** has she got on her FEET!?" Asked Frodo. "Those ARE her feet." Replied Gandalf gruffly. And added softly, "You ******." I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. No no, that's the way it is my loves... Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things... Oh they've done some wonderful things in their time, they preserved the might and majesty, even the mystery of the Church of Rome, the sanctity of the sacrament and the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of the little rubber things on the end of my cock we wouldn't be in the mess we are now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 last week i sent out email informed our business partner in Europe that they wired money in wrong currency and ask them to inform their bank for cancell wiring transaction. And *sigh* predictable reply "We did everything correctly according your invoice no.xxxx as attahced, contact your bank...blah.. blah .. blah.. ". me "okay, thanks for 11 million THB extra to us" ( and cc. my email to the MD of their company ) Guess what kind of email i received this morning... LOL Farang.... farang !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 got told last weekend i looked "white" !!! ..... no **** Sherlock !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 sigh sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I'm moving apartments tomorrow. I just took down all my pictures... I didn't want to make holes in the wall, so I used silicon. But it ripped off the plaster and paint (bye bye security deposit). Anyway, I don't want the same thing to happen in my new place, so how do I hang pictures without damaging walls? I know you can't answer directly in the irrelevant thread - but PM me if you have any good ideas please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I've got a big secret that will amaze you. If you wanna know, reply here and I'll send you a PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I've got a big secret that will amaze you. If you wanna know, reply here and I'll send you a PM. Rob, plz kindly let me know 'cause i'm a bit curious but u have to send email to me instead of PM because my profile IS permanently close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploring Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I am hungry and can't sleep..........Should I prepare something to eat .....I want to sleep too! Btw, I will be my brother's photoghapher on his commencement rehearsal this Saturday which I don't want to. It is hot! We talked before that we will hire professional photographer on both day, but he said he don't want any on his rehearsal.Today I asked him who will take his photos. He didn't say..just hmmm so I said.. YESSSS I will take yourssss. What a lovely brother, I will get him treat me with japanese food on the evening then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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