frankenburner2 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 because the owner of the cats are also good looking 5555hell no..this theory still needs some proof. according to this theory i have just gotten uglier by 2/3. i downsized from 3 cats to 1. ...and just when you thought you couldn't get any uglier...i mean...I thought 12 on 10 on the ugly scale was bad enough...but now, you're like a 20!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 because the owner of the cats are also good looking 5555hell no..this theory still needs some proof. according to this theory i have just gotten uglier by 2/3. i downsized from 3 cats to 1. ...and just when you thought you couldn't get any uglier...i mean...I thought 12 on 10 on the ugly scale was bad enough...but now, you're like a 20!!! *you* don't own *any* cats... that puts you at about 200 on a 10 scale of ugly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stegee Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 because the owner of the cats are also good looking 5555hell no..this theory still needs some proof. according to this theory i have just gotten uglier by 2/3. i downsized from 3 cats to 1. ...and just when you thought you couldn't get any uglier...i mean...I thought 12 on 10 on the ugly scale was bad enough...but now, you're like a 20!!! *you* don't own *any* cats... that puts you at about 200 on a 10 scale of ugly.... i'm 1/20th of a cat owner as our apartment moggy just dropped a kitten!! previously 1/40th= so i just got 50% less ugly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 because the owner of the cats are also good looking 5555hell no..this theory still needs some proof. according to this theory i have just gotten uglier by 2/3. i downsized from 3 cats to 1. ...and just when you thought you couldn't get any uglier...i mean...I thought 12 on 10 on the ugly scale was bad enough...but now, you're like a 20!!! *you* don't own *any* cats... that puts you at about 200 on a 10 scale of ugly.... i'm 1/20th of a cat owner as our apartment moggy just dropped a kitten!! previously 1/40th= so i just got 50% less ugly!! that means frankenbuns... is still the gold standard of ass-ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koyha Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Cat's.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetDream89 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Yes i like catsMostly because they don't give a f*ck. Yeah, exactly what think about them, even wicked clever like my lil fatty ugly black cat, she's favorite member in our house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardo Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 LOve my cat friends independant they are. Buried my lil kitten today :cry: he purred till the end .............. if he's purring don't bury him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyavi Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 i LOVE cats. i have 2 beautiful kitties at home, both 6 month old now and next month i will get a new kitten, a male Bengal breed. bengals are rather rar in BKK, u can find some pics on google. Cats are easy to take care, expecially if you have 2+ so they can play together all day. Unlike with a dog i dont have to go out with them 10 times a day for a **** and they dont make my cloths sticky wet when sit on my lap. cats are not very loud and smell better than dogs... i like dogs a lot too but i prefere cats, expecially larger breeds such as Savana, Safary, Jungle bob, Hibari or Bengal Breed, Safari cats can grow up to 30 LBS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weszaq Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 I like cats, they are cute, lovely, pleasing. they got beutiful eyes and they love human. I dont like cats cos they eat, they run at night, they poop. they can bite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkcandygirl Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Meaw Meaw....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biachung Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 A dog will jump on you and lick because it loves you, a cat will sit on your lap because it's warmer than the floor :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 dogs are servants, cats are masters... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelis Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 A dog will jump on you and lick because it loves you, a cat will sit on your lap because it's warmer than the floor :wink: Yeah with the same tongue it just licked its ass or **** with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 A dog will jump on you and lick because it loves you, a cat will sit on your lap because it's warmer than the floor :wink: Yeah with the same tongue it just licked its a*s or d*ck with. and with the same tongue it just licked yr mouth clean when ya were so drunk on the flooooor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 A dog will jump on you and lick because it loves you, a cat will sit on your lap because it's warmer than the floor :wink: Yeah with the same tongue it just licked its a*s or d*ck with. and with the same tongue it just licked yr mouth clean when ya were so drunk on the flooooor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 A dog will jump on you and lick because it loves you, a cat will sit on your lap because it's warmer than the floor :wink: Yeah with the same tongue it just licked its a*s or d*ck with. and with the same tongue it just licked yr mouth clean when ya were so drunk on the flooooor. my mouth never goes near a dirty p*ssy... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 A dog will jump on you and lick because it loves you, a cat will sit on your lap because it's warmer than the floor :wink: Yeah with the same tongue it just licked its a*s or d*ck with. and with the same tongue it just licked yr mouth clean when ya were so drunk on the flooooor. my mouth never goes near a dirty p*ssy... :twisted: how ya know when ya were so unconscious??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 A dog will jump on you and lick because it loves you, a cat will sit on your lap because it's warmer than the floor :wink: Yeah with the same tongue it just licked its a*s or d*ck with. and with the same tongue it just licked yr mouth clean when ya were so drunk on the flooooor. my mouth never goes near a dirty p*ssy... :twisted: how ya know when ya were so unconscious??? cos I handcuffed you to the bed before passing out. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 A dog will jump on you and lick because it loves you, a cat will sit on your lap because it's warmer than the floor :wink: Yeah with the same tongue it just licked its a*s or d*ck with. and with the same tongue it just licked yr mouth clean when ya were so drunk on the flooooor. my mouth never goes near a dirty p*ssy... :twisted: how ya know when ya were so unconscious??? cos I handcuffed you to the bed before passing out. :wink: i'm a dog lover and cat stay away from me at least 5meter. Now release my handcuff b4 that cat leave any mark on my fine skin!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 im a dog lover, no doubt about that (but have had a few decent tom cats as well). Just want to clear this myth about dogs and why they jump up and lick when u come home. Its not because they love u. Its a throw back reaction with all dogs, and heres why. In dog packs in the wild, the adults will go out to hunt. The pups stay behind in a safe place. The adults will eat as much as they can when they hunt. When they return, the pups will run up, and happily jump all over mum and dad, and particularly try to lick their mouths. Why? Because the parents will vomit some of the food for their pups. It is softer to eat and easier to digest. So, when ur dog does this to u, they are actually hoping u will have some vomit as u walk in the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 A dog will jump on you and lick because it loves you, a cat will sit on your lap because it's warmer than the floor :wink: Yeah with the same tongue it just licked its a*s or d*ck with. and with the same tongue it just licked yr mouth clean when ya were so drunk on the flooooor. my mouth never goes near a dirty p*ssy... :twisted: how ya know when ya were so unconscious??? cos I handcuffed you to the bed before passing out. :wink: i'm a dog lover and cat stay away from me at least 5meter. Now release my handcuff b4 that cat leave any mark on my fine skin!!!!! oh that's MY job, not the cat's... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 im a dog lover, no doubt about that (but have had a few decent tom cats as well).Just want to clear this myth about dogs and why they jump up and lick when u come home. Its not because they love u. Its a throw back reaction with all dogs, and heres why. In dog packs in the wild, the adults will go out to hunt. The pups stay behind in a safe place. The adults will eat as much as they can when they hunt. When they return, the pups will run up, and happily jump all over mum and dad, and particularly try to lick their mouths. Why? Because the parents will vomit some of the food for their pups. It is softer to eat and easier to digest. So, when ur dog does this to u, they are actually hoping u will have some vomit as u walk in the door. So that's why every Friday night my dog almost knocks me over when I return! Same might happen this Friday after Quake and Tunnel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 im a dog lover, no doubt about that (but have had a few decent tom cats as well).Just want to clear this myth about dogs and why they jump up and lick when u come home. Its not because they love u. Its a throw back reaction with all dogs, and heres why. In dog packs in the wild, the adults will go out to hunt. The pups stay behind in a safe place. The adults will eat as much as they can when they hunt. When they return, the pups will run up, and happily jump all over mum and dad, and particularly try to lick their mouths. Why? Because the parents will vomit some of the food for their pups. It is softer to eat and easier to digest. So, when ur dog does this to u, they are actually hoping u will have some vomit as u walk in the door. MY FACE TURN GREEN.... I NEED A BUCKET! NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 so now u know why dogs have disgusting habits like eating their own vomit. Comfort food really. Reminds them of mums cooking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanUsa Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I like cats AND dogs, but I don't like living in a farm. Meaning I like other peoples' cats and dogs. I like to travel and having pets makes that a problem. I travel a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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