Hobbes Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 I'm sure he'll pop up in some San Fernando Valley production soon, aka 'David pops the virgin weasel' or some variation thereof. :wink: :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 "THE Australian Defence Force is investigating a potential breach of national security after a naval officer in Bangkok was robbed of his Defence Department computer by a ladyboy he had brought back to his hotel room late at night. Defence last night played down the security implications of the theft, saying the data in the laptop was of a low classification and it was password-protected. The officer -- named in a Thai police report as Lieutenant Commander Peter de Maskens, a qualified helicopter pilot who received the Order of Australia Medal in January -- was in Bangkok on official business and had gone out for the night to the city's Nana Plaza, an entertainment zone in the city full of go-go bars and where ladyboys also solicit in the streets. After returning to the city's Banyan Tree Hotel with his guest about 2.40am last Saturday, the officer blacked out inside the hotel room and did not wake up until 7am. Meanwhile, his laptop, cash, a mobile telephone, two bags, an iPod, his passport and his credit cards had disappeared. He could not remember anything after entering his room. He is understood to have told colleagues that he thought his guest was a woman. Normally unregistered guests at the hotel, which is used regularly by the nearby Australian embassy, have to hand over an ID card before entering a guest's room, but last Friday night the rules were apparently relaxed. As a result, officers at Thungmahamek police station have little evidence to go on and have called for the hotel's CCTV videos. A manager at the hotel said suites had in-room safes, plus there was a central safe for larger items. Defence last night confirmed that the incident was being investigated. "A navy lieutenant commander staying in Bangkok had his personal belongings stolen from his hotel room last weekend, during his off-duty hours," a spokesman told The Weekend Australian. "The personal belongings included a Defence-owned laptop computer. The laptop contained only the lowest-classification data and was fitted with appropriate security software to deny access to any information on the computer. "The incident is under investigation and the circumstances of the incident are being verified." The officer was visiting Thailand on Defence business with the Royal Thai Navy. Asked if ADF personnel received adequate advice on practising safe sex while visiting Bangkok, the department replied that all personnel were required to read a country brief for the area they were operating in. As the incident was still under investigation, Defence declined to say whether it regarded the officer's behaviour as inappropriate. Thai police were continuing to investigate the theft in conjunction with the Australian embassy in Bangkok. Police reported that, in another incident across town at the city's Mercure Hotel on the same night, a ladyboy drugged a Korean client, but he was stopped as he left the hotel with the Korean's belongings." http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25763444-5013404,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 kevin skinner the chicken catchers gots talent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzul5rxd-i8 thai megia 14 ys old got a powerful voice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YdhCyl8sQQ&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=233C61588844DF04 illusionist jay mattoli - pretty decent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf5qoJeZJCg&feature=related barbara padillia opera singer - very nice voice - italian operas always make my eyes wet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDRsxMMqAEU hario torres - contortionist/break dancer - dude ain't got no spine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv9RCGw4xfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 kevin skinner the chicken catchers gots talenthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzul5rxd-i8 thai megia 14 ys old got a powerful voice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YdhCyl8sQQ&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=233C61588844DF04 illusionist jay mattoli - pretty decent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf5qoJeZJCg&feature=related barbara padillia opera singer - very nice voice - italian operas always make my eyes wet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDRsxMMqAEU hario torres - contortionist/break dancer - dude ain't got no spine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv9RCGw4xfs Dude your a repeat poster. :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dude your a repeat poster. sorry bro - some people with thai proxys were having problems viewing them earlier. I reposted them from youtube instead just trying to post it so everyone could see them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dude your a repeat poster. sorry bro - some people with thai proxys were having problems viewing them earlier. I reposted them from youtube instead just trying to post it so everyone could see them. its ok I'm just bustin your chops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 its ok I'm just bustin your chops bada bing no problem - 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 i got an offered for a night 3sum shag in BKK for 300baht. Travel + accomodation will be paid.Hours later someone said i should be cost at least 425baht. sigh :shock: :shock: that's a bloody disgrace!! How insulting!!! Though I would expect change from a 1000 baht... :twisted: actually is 3000baht not 300b. 3sum is a hard work.. dun ya think and 3000b is still abit too low. That person have to raise his standard i guess... maybe DigitalCat would take his offer for this price...tho Digi is booked for the next 5 weeks. We have a tour group filled with mature Japanese wives touring around Thailand for him. Kunny 3000 is my group discount rate. (And that's per person.) Plus I have to give flipping Admin a 30% cut. So I don't really go any cheaper than that. Arriiggaaaattttooooo gazai mas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 i got an offered for a night 3sum shag in BKK for 300baht. Travel + accomodation will be paid.Hours later someone said i should be cost at least 425baht. sigh :shock: :shock: that's a bloody disgrace!! How insulting!!! Though I would expect change from a 1000 baht... :twisted: actually is 3000baht not 300b. 3sum is a hard work.. dun ya think and 3000b is still abit too low. That person have to raise his standard i guess... maybe DigitalCat would take his offer for this price...tho Digi is booked for the next 5 weeks. We have a tour group filled with mature Japanese wives touring around Thailand for him. Kunny 3000 is my group discount rate. (And that's per person.) Plus I have to give flipping Admin a 30% cut. So I don't really go any cheaper than that. Arriiggaaaattttooooo gazai mas! I tot Admin only makes money from TF but hes yr pimp too :shock: and 30% per time!!! Man, hes making good $. Ya Digi must be born h0rny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Looking for love, 650-pound virgin loses 410David Smith once contemplated sluicide; now, ?girls make googly eyes at me? Miracle happened! (NOW, i make googly :shock: at him too ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Looking for love, 650-pound virgin loses 410David Smith once contemplated sluicide; now, ?girls make googly eyes at me? Miracle happened! (NOW, i make googly :shock: at him too ) OmG - WtF? -ALl ThAT sKiN mike tyson fights snoop dogg? http://sports.yahoo.com/video/player/box/14185773;_ylt=A9G_bxMfrVpKL.IAfBuaxLYF#box/14159986 michael J - murdered? WTf? http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=420567>1=28102 brazillian police accuse gatti's wife http://sports.yahoo.com/box/news?slug=ap-gatti-death&prov=ap&type=lgns beckham to confront unprofessional accuser http://www.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/football/07/12/beckham.donovan.galaxy.mls/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 i got an offered for a night 3sum shag in BKK for 3000baht. Travel + accomodation will be paid.sigh excuse me .... it was 300 not 3000 !!!! geeeezzzz !!!!!!! :roll: :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 i got an offered for a night 3sum shag in BKK for 3000baht. Travel + accomodation will be paid.sigh excuse me .... it was 300 not 3000 !!!! geeeezzzz !!!!!!! :roll: :roll: i know but after i REread what his writting its 3000b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 i got an offered for a night 3sum shag in BKK for 3000baht. Travel + accomodation will be paid.sigh excuse me .... it was 300 not 3000 !!!! geeeezzzz !!!!!!! :roll: :roll: i know but after i REread what his writting its 3000b. 300 baht? Sounds like you're in the wrong job. 8) Nana bar girls get 10 times that a night, and escorts get nearly 100 times that for a "date". (not that I would know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Looking for love, 650-pound virgin loses 410David Smith once contemplated suicide; now, ?girls make googly eyes at me? He was enormously obese ? a lost soul with no friends and no life who had given up on himself and on life. David Smith even hatched a plan to end it. He would get an inflatable swimming pool, and he would take it to a remote spot in the Arizona desert. He would fill it with gasoline, get in, and light a match. It would be a horrific and painful way to die, but that?s what Smith thought he deserved. And the best thing about it would be that the fire would consume his 650-pound body. When it had done his work, there would be nothing left to make fun of anymore. It is hard to believe that the David Smith who tells this story is the same hunky man who sat down with TODAY?s Matt Lauer Friday in New York. Smiling and confident, he?s cut and ripped, a certified personal trainer with a body that?s no longer to die in a blaze of glory for. He has a future that never seemed possible ? and a past that seemed to have belonged to someone else. ?It?s a different person,? Smith told Lauer after watching a video that showed the gelatinous blob he used to be. ?It?s not me anymore.? ?Night and day? The remarkable story of how Smith lost more than 400 pounds in just 26 months without gastric bypass surgery is the subject of a TLC documentary that premieres Sunday, July 12. It?s called ?The 650-pound Virgin,? and it follows Smith?s journey from a suicidal and friendless loner who never left his house to a new life as an inspiration to everybody who has battled obesity. The story?s not over. Smith, now 32, would not say directly if he is still a virgin, but he admitted that he is still fighting to get over his shyness around women and his fear of rejection. ?It?s like night and day. I?ve gone from being a laughingstock to having girls make googly eyes at me,? he said. But responding to those looks is still a challenge. ?I still have to muster up the courage to talk to girls,? he said. ?Instead of being a dud, I want to be a stud,? he added. Facing his fear The remarkable transformation in Smith?s life began in 2003, when he was considering suicide. Somewhere deep down, he discovered that he still harbored a hope that he could transform himself. He decided to lose weight. Smith rejected bypass surgery as too risky. He didn?t want to die on the operating table and have his obese remains mocked by the surgeons who had been trying to save his life. TODAY Once a whopping 650 pounds, David Smith showed his amazingly transformed self on TODAY. The remaining alternative was to learn to eat properly and exercise the weight off. And, he decided, he would renounce his terror of being seen in public by making his journey the subject of a documentary. ?I decided that the best way to get over my fear was to destroy it ? and the best way to be seen is on television,? he wrote. So he contacted KTVK, a local television station that had a feature hosted by fitness and nutrition guru Chris Powell. After some initial hesitation, Powell took Smith on. Powell waited several weeks before contacting Smith. He had doubts about whether he could help, but the more he looked at the pictures Smith had sent, the more he felt he had to meet Smith. ?I couldn?t stop thinking about it,? Powell told Lauer. ?I had no idea how the hell somebody was so large. I couldn?t stop thinking about him. It was curiosity.? Baby steps to giant strides Using a nutritional program and what he calls a transformational approach that he devised himself and now sells ? the STAX System ? Powell went to work. When they began, Smith couldn?t walk 500 feet and couldn?t fit in a car. Powell told Lauer he alternated diet plans. Not wanting to tell Smith he couldn?t ever eat ice cream, pizza and the other calorie-laden foods he loved, Powell told his student he would diet strictly one day, then reward himself the next. ?It was baby steps,? the trainer explained. The baby steps became giant strides. The weight melted off ? a phenomenal average of more than 15 pounds a month. By 2007, just 26 months after he decided to transform himself and his life, Smith had lost 410 pounds from a starting weight of 650. TODAY David Smith (center) and his trainer Chris Powell show Matt Lauer the shirt Smith was wearing when Powell first met him. The weight loss left behind great folds and bags of excess skin that had to be removed over the course of more than a year in a series of three operations. At last count, surgeons had removed some 30 pounds of excess skin, and, Smith said, he still needs one or two more operations. Troubled childhood In a biographical sketch Smith wrote, he says his problems began after his family moved to the Phoenix area when he was 7 and was sexually molested by his best friend. Unable to deal with the experience, he cut himself off from everyone and found solace in eating. A large child to begin with, he quickly became not just one of the tallest kids in his class, but also the fattest. ?I didn?t want to be hurt again,? he wrote. ?I was full of shame.? But his desire invited only more abuse. He became a target of bullies, who would gather gangs of kids to see if they could beat him up. ?I have been spit on; I have had dirt clots, rocks, bolts, basketballs, books, even feces among other things thrown at me,? he wrote. ?I started to hate people. Nobody wanted to be my friend. I didn?t even want friends anymore, I just wanted to be left alone.? The physical abuse ended in high school, but the emotional abuse continued. It got so bad, that Smith dropped out at the age of 17. He didn?t want to take it anymore. And then he got hit with another emotional trauma. His mother, the only person he allowed himself to show any emotion to, was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin?s lymphoma. She fought the disease for five years, but in the end it took her life. ?It hit me hard,? he wrote. ?The first month, I hardly ate anything, but after the first month I was an eating machine. I didn?t care about anything. I just wanted to get my fix and be left alone.? Video Man loses more than 400 pounds July 10: TODAY?s Matt Lauer talks to David Smith about losing more than 400 pounds and starring in the TLC show ?The 650-pound Virgin.? Today show That?s when he stopped leaving his family?s home, stopped interacting with others, and started to think of ways to end it all. Fortunately, he made one giant effort to break out of his personal hell, and Powell responded. They?re best friends and roommates now, and fellow fitness trainers. Helping others to do the same thing he did is Smith?s way of paying back the gift he?s received. Now, all that?s left is to meet a girl and have children who won?t grow up in the emotional desert he inhabited for most of his life. Asked after the show when he thinks that could happen, he said, ?I?m just putting the pieces together ? and hopefully a girl will be one of the pieces.? ?The 650-pound Virgin? premieres Sunday, July 12, at 10 p.m. on TLC." very depressed reading this. But am glad he has a better life now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 wow I really feel for this guy he probably feels like he was released from a bondage of weight prison...he went from looking like the dude from an austin powers character to like a normal guy...god bless him... more WTF's how many b**b jobs are in your family http://www.mirror.co.uk/life-style/kids-and-family/2009/07/12/mum-and-four-daughters-spend-40-000-on-nine-boob-ops-115875-21512369/ cats exploit humans by purring http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8147566.stm sign language taught to a deaf dog http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/7758800.stm woman uses the Blow j word on live tv http://gawker.com/5313784/why-you-should-never-put-bloggers-on-tv wallets that contain photos of baby are more likely to be returned http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5802496/How-to-ensure-lost-wallets-are-returned.html you can go to jail if you fabricate military war stories http://www.mysanantonio.com/military/Vietnam_veteran_admits_his_war_heroics_fabricated.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 i got an offered for a night 3sum shag in BKK for 3000baht. Travel + accomodation will be paid.sigh excuse me .... it was 300 not 3000 !!!! geeeezzzz !!!!!!! :roll: :roll: i know but after i REread what his writting its 3000b. 300 baht? Sounds like you're in the wrong job. 8) Nana bar girls get 10 times that a night, and escorts get nearly 100 times that for a "date". (not that I would know) Well if ya viewing my profile.. ya will see my pix. Ok here... Now ya know the 300b is the lots of money they can pay for my service... i do want more tho... sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 i got an offered for a night 3sum shag in BKK for 3000baht. Travel + accomodation will be paid.sigh excuse me .... it was 300 not 3000 !!!! geeeezzzz !!!!!!! :roll: :roll: i know but after i REread what his writting its 3000b. 300 baht? Sounds like you're in the wrong job. 8) Nana bar girls get 10 times that a night, and escorts get nearly 100 times that for a "date". (not that I would know) Well if ya viewing my profile.. ya will see my pix. Ok here... Now ya know the 300b is the lots of money they can pay for my service... i do want more tho... sigh wow is that really a pic of you????smskun I really don't like the bikini :wink: jul14th-more WTf's? 400 Million-Year-Old Male Sex Member ID'd http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/07/14/oldest-male-organ.html Conscienous objector? http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics/AP/story/1139969.html I know bank robberies can be boring but to tweet through one Wtf? http://www.inquisitr.com/29191/woman-twitters-through-bank-robbery/ this is just not right... just not right.... would you tag the statue of liberty? http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/071409_las_vegas_sign_marked_with_graffiti respect your elders? http://www.wbbm780.com/Legendary-Cubs-equipment-manager-tossed-out-of-Wri/4799529 dUI on a LAWnmower http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090713-NEWS-90713023 please add your own...or comment if you like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Is Israel distributing aphrodisiac chewing gum in Gaza?? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090714/tod-hamas-says-israel-dumping-aphrodisia-7f81b96.html Crack troops guard penguins http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090714/tod-snipers-guard-australian-penguins-37b0eca.html Prostitution goes green http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090713/tod-oukoe-uk-germany-brothel-1a5e080.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 "RAHWAY, N.J.?Police in central New Jersey say they arrested a man on burglary charges after he returned to the victim's house to apologize. Rahway police arrested 35-year-old Craig Fletcher of Elizabeth on Wednesday shortly after the homeowner told them a man had just rung his doorbell, apologized for the break-in and run off on foot. The homeowner said he interrupted the June 29 burglary. He chased the burglar, who had stuffed three laptops and an Xbox game console into a backpack. The intruder threw the bag down and got away. Fletcher was also charged with a second burglary in the same neighborhood. He was taken to the Union County Jail in lieu of $60,000 bail. Police did not know whether he had a lawyer." Oh..and this one was pretty weird too... "LINCOLN, Neb.?Lincoln police arrested a man who they said made up a story about being robbed to explain why he was walking around a city park naked. Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said the man was arrested and jailed Wednesday night on suspicion of indecent exposure and making a false statement to police. Police found the man naked in a southwest Lincoln city park on Monday. He told police a man with a gun tried to rob him, but he did not have any money, so the robber took his clothes. Flood said the man really took off his clothes because he was hot. He walked around naked for about an hour, but afterward, he couldn't find his clothes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted July 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Flood said the man really took off his clothes because he was hot. He walked around naked for about an hour, but afterward, he couldn't find his clothes." omg that is weird but funny photos of a dog nursing red pandas at the chineese zoo - wtf -seeing is believing http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2009/07/dog-raises-red-panda-cubs-in-chinese-zoo.html buy a truck get a free AK-47 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,533574,00.html?test=latestnews smoking gun mugshots - warning parental guidance http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0717092mugs1.html man throws cigarette out of window and wind blew back into his car and caugth it a fire. http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/20077448/detail.html virgin mary image in bird droppings - here's one for ciaranM http://www.buzzfeed.com/rchemel/virgin-mary-bird-poop-4c one leg man pulls gun over straw http://www.kspr.com/news/local/50906247.html walter cronkite died today :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Walter Kronkite ! :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardo Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 WALTER CRONKITE'S "WE ARE MIRED IN STALEMATE" BROADCAST, FEBRUARY 27, 1968 Tonight, back in more familiar surroundings in New York, we'd like to sum up our findings in Vietnam, an analysis that must be speculative, personal, subjective. Who won and who lost in the great Tet offensive against the cities? I'm not sure. The Vietcong did not win by a knockout, but neither did we. The referees of history may make it a draw. Another standoff may be coming in the big battles expected south of the Demilitarized Zone. Khesanh could well fall, with a terrible loss in American lives, prestige and morale, and this is a tragedy of our stubbornness there; but the bastion no longer is a key to the rest of the northern regions, and it is doubtful that the American forces can be defeated across the breadth of the DMZ with any substantial loss of ground. Another standoff. On the political front, past performance gives no confidence that the Vietnamese government can cope with its problems, now compounded by the attack on the cities. It may not fall, it may hold on, but it probably won't show the dynamic qualities demanded of this young nation. Another standoff. We have been too often disappointed by the optimism of the American leaders, both in Vietnam and Washington, to have faith any longer in the silver linings they find in the darkest clouds. They may be right, that Hanoi's winter-spring offensive has been forced by the Communist realization that they could not win the longer war of attrition, and that the Communists hope that any success in the offensive will improve their position for eventual negotiations. It would improve their position, and it would also require our realization, that we should have had all along, that any negotiations must be that -- negotiations, not the dictation of peace terms. For it seems now more certain than ever that the bloody experience of Vietnam is to end in a stalemate. This summer's almost certain standoff will either end in real give-and-take negotiations or terrible escalation; and for every means we have to escalate, the enemy can match us, and that applies to invasion of the North, the use of nuclear weapons, or the mere commitment of one hundred, or two hundred, or three hundred thousand more American troops to the battle. And with each escalation, the world comes closer to the brink of cosmic disaster. To say that we are closer to victory today is to believe, in the face of the evidence, the optimists who have been wrong in the past. To suggest we are on the edge of defeat is to yield to unreasonable pessimism. To say that we are mired in stalemate seems the only realistic, yet unsatisfactory, conclusion. On the off chance that military and political analysts are right, in the next few months we must test the enemy's intentions, in case this is indeed his last big gasp before negotiations. But it is increasingly clear to this reporter that the only rational way out then will be to negotiate, not as victors, but as an honorable people who lived up to their pledge to defend democracy, and did the best they could. This is Walter Cronkite. Good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Not bad... :shock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZGX0aN55B8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Not bad... :shock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZGX0aN55B8 great kid! dad is piss in his pants proud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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