Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 **** **** **** ******* **** fuckity **** **** bastard **** **** another pearl of Irish wisdom... (on a freaking roll here) :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 echo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Surprisingly refreshing to see a teenage male talk honestly about his penis. Most immature males seem obsessed with their penis size and thus engage in vain attempts to inflate their ego such as selecting names on forums ' big penis' in the mistaken belief that females members will suddenly contact them. LG gets all excited over a twink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 6) I'm an arsehole Possibly the least argued quote in TF history. :wink: You are bad.. You're the one with bondage duck as a profile pic!! Who's bad? :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I am gonn get totally f*cking sh*t faced when that f*cking c*nt Blair dies (At least I would if there was any f*cking chance of me living long enough!!) After that f*cking b*tch Thatcher made us all suffer....then to discover that c*nt Blair was just a f*cking wanna be Thatcher...absolutely f*cking soul destroying. Stu waxes lyrical... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I was just trying to be funny! :cry: :roll: :roll: :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 (ROB!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BEING SUCKED DOWN INTO A HILARIOUS SHAVEN BUM VORTEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!) PiAnt's last incarnation of any length (insert own joke here) at his unpredictable yet hilarious best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 6) I'm an arsehole Possibly the least argued quote in TF history. :wink: and most understood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 we went to the john together. damn he even have a much bigger penis...please don't ask why i was looking over as i was peeping... hbk reveals hidden depths... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Hey,I'm lonely and bored and don't want to be tonight. My profile doesn't get much action and the only 2 girls that contacted from here were nice at first but turned out not to be compatible I guess. I've got a car, meet you anywhere in Bangkok. Just one of the many... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 That's the way to go out....Throttled between the thighs of a Japanese schoolgirl temptress. Dave chooses his preferred method of voluntary euthanasia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Then i close the door and watched her laugh as she pulled a gun out of her door pocket. I said "wtf!!". Then she laughed and pulled a machete from behind her sun visor above her head. Just another crazy night out with Marc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Hey,I'm lonely and bored and don't want to be tonight. My profile doesn't get much action and the only 2 girls that contacted from here were nice at first but turned out not to be compatible I guess. I've got a car, meet you anywhere in Bangkok. Just one of the many... :roll: wisdom ?? unless its a successful pick up line ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 And you'll never need a bridge when playing pool. Ahhh yes.... and the Europeans were coughing while the ROW were taking their shots? God...that was horrible. Don't even remind me. Then a Scot and an Irishman tried to play the "who can yell louder than the other" game to try and win an argument... That's always impressive. :roll: FFS .... where do u normally play pool Rob in a church !!! it was the last game and U guys had already lost !! :roll: :roll: but if u wanna continue whining about that game .... we'll concede it, which makes the final score 15-11 rather than 16-10 !!! happy now !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 And you'll never need a bridge when playing pool. Ahhh yes.... and the Europeans were coughing while the ROW were taking their shots? God...that was horrible. Don't even remind me. Then a Scot and an Irishman tried to play the "who can yell louder than the other" game to try and win an argument... That's always impressive. :roll: FFS .... where do u normally play pool Rob in a church !!! it was the last game and U guys had already lost !! :roll: :roll: but if u wanna continue whining about that game .... we'll concede it, which makes the final score 15-11 rather than 16-10 !!! happy now !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Surprisingly refreshing to see a teenage male talk honestly about his penis. Most immature males seem obsessed with their penis size and thus engage in vain attempts to inflate their ego such as selecting names on forums ' big penis' in the mistaken belief that females members will suddenly contact them. LG gets all excited over a twink... Haha, I have a vague memory of this but cannot remember the context, where was the quote from mate??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Are you still upset because one of the 21 year old bimbo you sponsor got upset because we callered her a dumb jumped up tart? In his own 'unique' way Beej gets to the point. (From the infamous LDR thread.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I have, for a long time considered this to be true of the male gender in general. But I believe it goes far deeper than the author describes and from far further back.Can you imagine what it was like when man first witnessed a woman giving birth? Surely, in early times, this would have had a very profound effect on Man. Surely it would have both scared the sh*t out of him and filled him with wonder. She can actually give life, where a man cannot. Could it be then that she is closer to God, or more God-like than a man? What would early man have made of all of this without any understanding of medicine, anatomy, science etc etc. I believe that, in may ways, this is why we have seen Man take control of most of life: politics, war, religion, law, security, education etc.... and usually at the exclusion of Women. And not because Man is stronger or smarter. Man has naturally and largely done this out of fear. Another PeeMarc classic and one that all men should read. (From) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 By English_Bob : Posted: 25 Nov 2009 11:46 am on Things that irk/bothers you. Believe me, I'm grateful!And I've got a big mirror.........over my bed. I use it for conventionally attractive girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 By English_Bob : Posted: 25 Nov 2009 11:46 am on Things that irk/bothers you. Believe me, I'm grateful!And I've got a big mirror.........over my bed. I use it for conventionally attractive girls. Tch... it's only funny if you post Tonia's quote first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Posted: 17 Nov 2009 11:23 pm I saw the top of a girl's bum yesterday. Hehehehheee... Oh I said bum. Hehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehhehee.... mine ? NO way to shave...coz I luv to pulling my p*ssy hair before go bed, do it till I fall asleep :oops: What you need love is the latest in girl bits hair puling technology; the patented SkyShan (patent pendng), p*ssy hair removal tool. Not only does it remove those unsightly, unwanted hairs that you girls don't like, but it also ensures a rosy afterglow. (And it looks a bit like me. But don't let that put you off.) Classic PiAnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Are you still upset because one of the 21 year old bimbo you sponsor got upset because we callered her a dumb jumped up tart? In his own 'unique' way Beej gets to the point. (From the infamous LDR thread.) He wrote on one of my friends walls on Facebook the other day, so I clicked to his profile out of pure boredness...... ******* hell the mans for an unusual amound of 16-21 year old Asian female friends.... I'm not sure if I was impressed or disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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