English_Bob Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I just ate a fried worm on Soi 7. Tastes like warm, slimy dirt. I won't be buying a bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 strange how a few hundred miles can change the meaning of a word.In England, among the 'upper' classes, the phrase 'I'm buggered' usually means that there has been an instance of anal sex within the confines of a posh school. In Scotland, the same phrase usually means that you're knackered!!! In Thailand, would that mean you are a Lady Boy :?: :?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 During the average human life, you will consume 70 assorted bugs as well as 10 spiders as you sleep. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 During the average human life, you will consume 70 assorted bugs as well as 10 spiders as you sleep. :shock: Most lipstick contains fish scales. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Most lipstick contains fish scales. :twisted: Most candy contains pig bones.. PS. I love eating fried figh scales.. Yummy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgeous Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow.- The cigarette lighter was invented before the match - It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. - Rats and horses can't vomit - Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. I just tried to lick my left elbow but not success wish I could be a cat and hey!!! ppl like to sniff their earwax and booger :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 One in 5.5 million men in the United States have two penises. Around 1 in 250,00 women have 2 clitorises. :shock: :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 and hey!!! ppl like to sniff their earwax and booger :shock: Aha.. You are such a perverted :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 One in 5.5 million men in the United States have two penises.Around 1 in 250,00 women have 2 clitorises. :shock: :shock: 1. Wondering where the other penis is. 2. Some women can be so damn lucky!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 One in 5.5 million men in the United States have two penises.Around 1 in 250,00 women have 2 clitorises. :shock: :shock: 1. Wondering where the other penis is. 2. Some women can be so damn lucky!!! 1. The extra one grows out from the ear. 2. I wish Im one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 - Kangaroos can't walk backwards. - A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years. - About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. everyday. (No wonder..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carz79 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands. :shock: No wonder when I take a toilet break during dinner the food always tastes better upon my return! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 The Dutch have the oldest anthem in the world (The japanese had something before that close to an anthem but it wasn't a song) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands. :shock: OK reference please... "of urine" ??? NAH...callin' bullsH8t on ya mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 One in 5.5 million men in the United States have two penises.Around 1 in 250,00 women have 2 clitorises. :shock: :shock: 1. Wondering where the other penis is. 2. Some women can be so damn lucky!!! 1. The extra one grows out from the ear. 2. I wish Im one of them. :wink: she be disappointed the men still wouldn't bother to find 'em and her ear :?: she doesn't know what it is used for anyway :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJTX Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Ivan the terrible claimed to have 'deflowered thousands of virgins and butchered a similar number of resulting offspring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow. Not true. I know a girl who can lick her elbow. She can also lick her nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands. :shock: OK reference please... "of urine" ??? NAH...callin' bullsH8t on ya mate! I'd believe it. It's such small amounts that you can't see nor taste it (thank god), but it's there. The mist might even be considered a gas by the time it gets up to your mouth...but if you can even remotely smell it, it's there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow. Not true. I know a girl who can lick her elbow. She can also lick her nose. Now THIS one I am calling BS on for sure. However, I can verify it with a simple "TF Verification Meeting" where she will receive a TF stamp of approval and your name, Neo, will be cleared of any false statements. I'm willing to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow. Not true. I know a girl who can lick her elbow. She can also lick her nose. Now THIS one I am calling BS on for sure. However, I can verify it with a simple "TF Verification Meeting" where she will receive a TF stamp of approval and your name, Neo, will be cleared of any false statements. I'm willing to help you. What do I get if I post a photo of her licking her elbow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSW Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 In Manilla during the 1940's prostitutes tattooed sex acts on their bodies. They would then proposition English speaking sailors by pointing at the pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands. :shock: OK reference please... "of urine" ??? NAH...callin' bullsH8t on ya mate! I'd believe it. It's such small amounts that you can't see nor taste it (thank god), but it's there. The mist might even be considered a gas by the time it gets up to your mouth...but if you can even remotely smell it, it's there. I'll have to pullout the physiology book for my head...the one on the bookshelf in miles away...since unine is concentrated in the kidneys before passing....well comes down to how does in diffusse back into (Iain sourse siliva) a path that gets up to your month...unine is not a gas it's primararly water and ammonia compounds...ya smelling your pee from ya Peter ...and since smell accounts for most many of humans tastes...I rest my case. Is there adoctor in the house :?: where is Dr. TF when you need him? :!: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 The Dutch have the oldest anthem in the world(The japanese had something before that close to an anthem but it wasn't a song) Yes, but it's also the only anthem that pledges allegiance to a foreign King (Spain) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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