simply_oriental Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Clue 1; Dave is probably wearing them...:twisted: I laugh out loud ,very funny P'Iain...Or 2. He kept somewhere himself like collecting,so the girls can't find,this is seems weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 I laugh out loud ,very funny P'Iain...Or 2. He kept somewhere himself like collecting,so the girls can't find,this is seems weird. He has a whole walk in closet full of his conquests' lingerie (he doesn't come out the closet very often) Each item has a name and picture attached with the date he slept with them and a score out of ten... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 He has a whole walk in closet full of his conquests' lingerie (he doesn't come out the closet very often) Each item has a name and picture attached with the date he slept with them and a score out of ten... ssshhhhhhh! Goodghost will har of this and ...well poor Dave won't have achance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 He has a whole walk in closet full of his conquests' lingerie (he doesn't come out the closet very often) Each item has a name and picture attached with the date he slept with them and a score out of ten... Hahahaha Iain, your comments really top it all!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Yes. Iain posted a very funny joke. It was a good joke and not true at all. Let's all move on and not discuss this joke again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_house Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 ssshhhhhhh! Goodghost will har of this and ...well poor Dave won't have achance! Isn't tomorrow "pay up" day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Yes.Iain posted a very funny joke. It was a good joke and not true at all. Let's all move on and not discuss this joke again. official disclaimer; All comments regarding the individual known as 'Mr Engrish Bob' and any predilections for the collection of conquests' underwear and the subsequent cataloguing of said underwear and scoring of aforementioned conquests' sexual performance were of course entirely facetious and fictitious and were in no way meant to represent the actual actions of said 'Mr Engrish Bob'. 'Mr Engrish Bob' is of course an entirely sweet and respectful Engrish gentleman who will treat you at all times with dignity and will ensure that any date with him is remembered for all the right reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 official disclaimer; 'Mr Engrish Bob' is of course an entirely sweet and respectful Engrish gentleman who will treat you at all times with dignity and will ensure that any date with him is remembered for all the right reasons. i just curious ,Is this statement a fact or just sarcastic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 i just curious ,Is this statement a fact or just sarcastic? I have heard nothing but good things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasie Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Iain -I really like your sweet sarcastic words ohhhh sorry teasing words to Dave hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 official disclaimer;'Mr Engrish Bob' is of course an entirely sweet and respectful Engrish gentleman who will treat you at all times with dignity and will ensure that any date with him is remembered for all the right reasons. but not "nice" ---he often comes first and you can forget the breakfast in bed ! coffee --emmm maybe at he bus stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 official disclaimer; 'Mr Engrish Bob' is of course an entirely sweet and respectful Engrish gentleman who will treat you at all times with dignity and will ensure that any date with him is remembered for all the right reasons. Unless, of course, you're allergic to roofies or chloroform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 (edited) Surprisingly (or maybe it's not), got another invi from him to have a meal at his place (again). Honestly can't make it on that date, so would not be going.... Nothing personal about not going... Edited June 12, 2011 by Hazel typo plus add info Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Surprisingly (or maybe it's not), got another invi from him to have a meal at his place (again). Honestly can't make it on that date, so would not be going.... Nothing personal about not going... well "WE" were all wondering if he was going to get another crack at you (date) ... so if you cannot make it then and want to continue the relationship...suggest another time .. Maybe he will get really "creative " Hazel.... you lucky woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 I invited my girlfriend round for dinner last night. When she arrived she went into the kitchen and said, "The oven's not on. You haven't even cooked anything." I said, "Why do you think I invited you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasie Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 I invited my girlfriend round for dinner last night.When she arrived she went into the kitchen and said, "The oven's not on. You haven't even cooked anything." I said, "Why do you think I invited you?" Hahaha very smart guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Surprisingly (or maybe it's not), got another invi from him to have a meal at his place (again). Honestly can't make it on that date, so would not be going.... Nothing personal about not going... lol lol !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 lol lol !!!! Hee, nice song Dave Though not quite "love in the air" cos I don't usually fall in love so easily nowadays. Cos not a wee lass of 18 years old anymore (as converse to funny lass, which is what a friend of British origin sometimes calls me!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Hahaha very smart guy Sasie, I second that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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