English_Bob Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Whatever you do, do NOT follow with anything slightly related to the previous post. In this way, there is no danger of us straying off topic.... Perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Pandas piss me off. There's a whole industry of people trying to save them, when it's quite obvious they don't WANT to be saved. Pandas are equipped with canine teeth. Obviously they are carrnivores. But they only eat bamboo! That's the most inefficient of diets as only 17% is actually useful. The other 83% is dumped out as panda crap. Their mating season is 2 months a year! The other 10 are spent lazing around eating bamboo. Oh and the female is only fertile for 2-7 days!! Which means the chance of any babies are virtually nil! After mating, the female ceases any sex for two years, regardless of whether she is pregnant or not! I think Mother Nature WANTS pandas to die out. They're ******* useless! They have to live between 8850 – 12800 feet above sea level - any higher or lower and they die! All the money to preserve these crappy bundles of fluff should be saved an spent on animals which WANT to live... eg tigers! They **** all the time. If they don't have babies, they'll raise PIG babies - I've seen it with my own eyes. If they want to raise money, they should have a gladiatorial fight to the death between pandas and tigers. I know where my money's going. Now please... stay off pandas as a theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 stop being fake 'cause i can't stand it anymore stop chatting dirt 'cause i am not a ***** stop admiring me while your head keep insulting me stop making me hurt 'cause i have no more tear to cry i know , it's about time to stop contact u 'cause u r always lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 (edited) If I can have only one last meal, let it be laksa with rice vermicelli. Ten Things I Hope To Do Before I Die (ok, some are pretty far-stretched and some are rather realistic, do-able): 1) have an acting role in an Eric Khoo's film 2) travel throughout the whole of Thailand in one trip 3) pose nude for arts, glorious arts (can be performing or fine arts) for at least once 4) carry out a world-changing study or 'prove' a theory in my line of occupation 5) trace my ancestral roots (cos I know almost next to nothing about my paternal grandparents) 6) publish a book 7) do meditation everyday 8) travel around the world 9) be at peace with myself 10) own a villa by the sea Edited June 15, 2011 by Hazel add info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Lamisil is great for itchy balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 What??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasie Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Seem we always do that in every threads haha. First starts at A but ends with Z. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Anyone wanna buy some flat screen TV's? I think they are 32 inches...LG and something else...starting bid is 10,000 baht. (maybe this isn't the best thread to start bids) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Bed Supperclub do French fries but made with some weird kind of vegetables. I'm eating them now. Tarn and Dao are late (as usual). Dave Milligan's Mum is dating a guy with the same name as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I once had breakfast with John Peel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I remember when I was 15. lol And I remember a bit more from my mid-twenties. Apart from that, it's pretty much a blur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Anyone wanna buy some flat screen TV's? I think they are 32 inches...LG and something else...starting bid is 10,000 baht.(maybe this isn't the best thread to start bids) I don't mind cooked tomatoes and onions. But salad is boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 My uncles dying wish was to have me sit in his lap - he was in the electric chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 In order to “perfect” his celibate state, Gandhi would sleep naked with young naked women. One of the women was the 16 year old wife of his grand-nephew Kanu Gandhi. When he wanted to share his bed with his 19 year old grandniece Manu Gandhi, he wrote to her father and told him that they were sharing a bed so that he could “correct her sleeping posture”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 In order to “perfect†his celibate state, Gandhi would sleep naked with young naked women. One of the women was the 16 year old wife of his grand-nephew Kanu Gandhi. When he wanted to share his bed with his 19 year old grandniece Manu Gandhi, he wrote to her father and told him that they were sharing a bed so that he could “correct her sleeping postureâ€. I'm really worried right now which brand will be my next car. I mean, once Volvo, always Volvo, that was my credo for very long. But now, after the Chinese bought it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 When two hippos are about to fight, they point their anuses at each other, wag their stubby little tails vigorously, and flick faeces at each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I'm really worried right now which brand will be my next car. I mean, once Volvo, always Volvo, that was my credo for very long. But now, after the Chinese bought it? I will vote for the Democrat Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 A 27 year old heir to a sausage empire was handed a ticket for 116,000 pounds for driving at 80 km/hr in a 40 km/hr zone. This is because the speeding tickets in Finland are based on how much money a person makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Adolf Hitler was Time's Man of the Year for 1938. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I think I just sharted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 This topic is gonna be the most friendly thread ever. We all get along so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Actress Jamie Lee Curtis invented a special diaper for babies that has a pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 As well as being an amazing scientist, Albert Einstein also played table tennis at international level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Neo said, "I know kung fu." To which Morpheus replied, "...Show me." I need a new blender and a Samurai topknot. Good Moaning every 1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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