iBatch Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Pick the month you were born: January- I murdered February- I slapped March- I had sex with April- I looked at May- I masturbated with June- I slept with July- I laughed at August- I stabbed September- I shot October- I made love to November- I wrestled December- I crapped Now pick the day of your birth 1. A prostitute 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend 3. A Woman with HIV 4.A sexy Girl 5. Santa Clause 6. A playboy bunny 7. A married mom 8. My stuffed bunny 9. Your mom 10. The Easter Bunny 11. A football player 12. The devil 13. An asian 14. My teacher 15. The Rock 16. A DVD player 17. A porn Star 18. The phone 19. My computer 20. Your house 21. The tape measurer 22. The Lamp 23. The pope 24. Governor Swartenegar 25. Mr. Incredible 26. A transvestite 27. A pencil sharpener 28. Your hot sister 29. George Bush 30. A tape recorder 31. The printer Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name A- Because I like chocolate B- Because I was bored C- Because my pants were on too tight D- Because Fruit cakes fly E- Because my heart is two sizes too small F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas G- Because I like eggs H- Because the world will end tomorrow I- Because I slit my wrists J- Because I dont have a bf/gf K- Because I like football L- Because I was high M- Because I was drunk N- Because my mom told me to O- Because I am a homosexual P- Because Im lonely Q- Because my parents fight a lot R- Because Im horny S- Because I want to commit suicide T- Because I hate school U- Because I need to masturbate V- Because I love slumber parties W- Because it calms me X- Because I like brownies Y- Because I like to spoon Z- Because I was drunk Repost with what you got as the title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STB Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I murdered a DVD player because I love slumber parties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I murdered a DVD player because I love slumber parties? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I laughed at Governor Swartenegar Because my heart is two sizes too small yikes :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I laughed at The Rock Because I was drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJ Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I wrestled a married mom because l'm horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 i shot the governator because i was horny? ok... i'm game :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Am I really the only one who masturbated with Governor Schwarzenegger because I was high?Poo. that sounds more plausible than the rest :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willyk Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 i crapped the rock because im horny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_George Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Yikes.....I looked at a transvestite because I was horny :shock: My standards are definately slipping :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CocoaBrotha Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 I made love to your girlfriend because I'm horny....**** man!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukjamie Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I had sex with an asian becuase i like brownies :idea: .......especially the ones with chocolate bits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treborz Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I masturbated with Santa Claus because I like to spoon :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single_Man Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 I slept with a sexy girl because i was high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernt Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 I played your girlfriends mandolin because she was mastrubating. Sh*t, i just happy it wasn't the other way around,.... THAT would feel even more strange..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 i had sex with a prostitute because was horny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeiL_63 Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 I had sex with The pope Because Im lonely :shock: *ohhh Lord...you do work in mysterious ways* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCBROWN Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 i stabbed my teacher because i like slumber parites..... :shock: wtf :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weszaq Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 I slapped My stuffed bunny Because I like chocolate ... very relevant :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymi Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 I murdered your mom because im horny :? does it make any sense? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaneMC Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I crapped the phone because I was drunk. hm. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangkvvaa Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 I murdered Mr. Incredible Because my mom told me to :shock: :shock: :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianAZ Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 I slapped A pencil sharpener Because I like to spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Garlicboobie........ whats yr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 i made love to a porn star because the world will end tomorrow... kunny's granny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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