marco_funny Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 whoever said Money is dirty is right, at least from a biological point of view, Back Notes carries thousands of viruses and bacteria born diseases, the smallest domination being the most dirtiest, a 20 Baht Bill for example is more dirty then the surface of a public toilet seat i decided to try the experience and analyze a couple of notes, surprise and surprise, what we found on 20 Baht Note is really amazing and disgusting :shock: :shock: (dangerous STD Bacteria, a lot of urine traces, Flu Virus, itchy skin bacteria, and even semen and Cocaine traces) some notes contains as much as 5 types of flu virus the virus is able to survive up to 3 hours on the paper surface :wink: the cleanest bills are those delivered freshly from the ATM Machine, apparently the ATM machine expose some heat which kills some germs, coins carries much less germs then paper note since it s harder for the germs to survive on metal surfaces, the most dangerous and dirty bills are those changes that you get from a busy food street vendor or waiter in night entertainment venue. you may think about money just like a paper tissue being used and used over again by hundreds if not thousands of people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 thanks for letting me know. now i dont feel as bad about washing my pants with cash in pocket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faycyber Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 give me your money I can hold them and spend them for you.... I love you darling.... haha ok ok ... serious now the ways that we can do 1. use debit card as much as we can 2. clean your hand using hand gel when you touch those money (if you can do) 3. wash your hands before meal ........ .......germ are very where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Money laundering services here.... ...just pm me and I'll let you know where to drop off all them dirty bills. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchanted Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 As much as we know about how dirty bank notes & coins carry germs & bacteria, thanks for in dept information. I hardly have much cash in my pocket, anything beyond 500 bt I swipe CC, paying rent & utilities by transferring money, transferring money from my payroll bank account to my savings account, at the end of the month CC provider draws money from my savings account. I gotta love how money electronically moves from one place to another without physically touching our hands. In the end we only see figure in pieces of paper or passbook. Guess in the future we wont need notes & coins after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Dirty Money the money may be dirty...but she will always be sexy to me..kaching kaching.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 marco_funny Your bullshiting again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 marco_funnyYour bullshiting again.... for once Ngairo, loathe as I am to say it, there is some substance to the post, though I am sure he paraphrased some articles rather than doing the analysis himself as his post suggests!. Studies have shown, for instance, that over 90% of paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine (trace amounts so dont start wiping your finher over your notes) and really the rest; traces of urine etc, are not that surprising. Though, can I just add; the STD angle is leaning towards bullshit; there is NO way an STD could be passed via banknotes; the bacteria simply dont survive for long in that sort of environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 marco_funnyYour bullshiting again.... for once Ngairo, loathe as I am to say it, there is some substance to the post, though I am sure he paraphrased some articles rather than doing the analysis himself as his post suggests!. Studies have shown, for instance, that over 90% of paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine (trace amounts so dont start wiping your finher over your notes) and really the rest; traces of urine etc, are not that surprising. Though, can I just add; the STD angle is leaning towards bullshit; there is NO way an STD could be passed via banknotes; the bacteria simply dont survive for long in that sort of environment. Very learned indeed........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 marco_funnyYour bullshiting again.... for once Ngairo, loathe as I am to say it, there is some substance to the post, though I am sure he paraphrased some articles rather than doing the analysis himself as his post suggests!. Studies have shown, for instance, that over 90% of paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine (trace amounts so dont start wiping your finher over your notes) and really the rest; traces of urine etc, are not that surprising. Though, can I just add; the STD angle is leaning towards bullshit; there is NO way an STD could be passed via banknotes; the bacteria simply dont survive for long in that sort of environment. Very learned indeed........ hey - I aint an idiot ALL the time :wink: Luckily I have learned all the myths, risks and realities on such things as STDs, hepatitis and HIV (not because I frequent nana) as my usual client group are high risk in all these infections. One thing I wasn't sure of, so have gone off an researched, was his statement vis a vis swine flu virus on the notes surviving up to 3 hours. On this he is close but no cigar. The virus will last longer on hard surfaces (such as door handles, tables etc) but on soft surfaces (such as banknotes) it will only survive for around 20 minutes or so. Think it goes back to what Neung said in the swine flu thread (and gave damn good advice and some people made fun of it). It is advisable to regularly and thoroughly wash your hands, especially when you have been in public areas such as restuarants, public transport etc. Ok, it's saturday, thats enough sensible posts from me. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_house Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Computer keyboards are also apparently dirtier than toilet seats, and harbour all sorts of dodgy bacteria etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Computer keyboards are also apparently dirtier than toilet seats, and harbour all sorts of dodgy bacteria etc. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7377002.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_house Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Computer keyboards are also apparently dirtier than toilet seats, and harbour all sorts of dodgy bacteria etc. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7377002.stm Perhaps we should all be typing with gloves on. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Computer keyboards are also apparently dirtier than toilet seats, and harbour all sorts of dodgy bacteria etc. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7377002.stm Perhaps we should all be typing with gloves on. :-) or maybe just cleaning our keyboards on a regular basis? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 [quote="Im_A_Bitch Ok, it's saturday, thats enough sensible posts from me. :wink: Wrong again... It's Sunday.....bloody Sunday..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marco_funny Posted July 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 marco_funnyYour bullshiting again.... for once Ngairo, loathe as I am to say it, there is some substance to the post, though I am sure he paraphrased some articles rather than doing the analysis himself as his post suggests!. Studies have shown, for instance, that over 90% of paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine (trace amounts so dont start wiping your finher over your notes) and really the rest; traces of urine etc, are not that surprising. Though, can I just add; the STD angle is leaning towards bullshit; there is NO way an STD could be passed via banknotes; the bacteria simply dont survive for long in that sort of environment. Very learned indeed........ hey - I aint an idiot ALL the time :wink: Luckily I have learned all the myths, risks and realities on such things as STDs, hepatitis and HIV (not because I frequent nana) as my usual client group are high risk in all these infections. One thing I wasn't sure of, so have gone off an researched, was his statement vis a vis swine flu virus on the notes surviving up to 3 hours. On this he is close but no cigar. The virus will last longer on hard surfaces (such as door handles, tables etc) but on soft surfaces (such as banknotes) it will only survive for around 20 minutes or so. Think it goes back to what Neung said in the swine flu thread (and gave damn good advice and some people made fun of it). It is advisable to regularly and thoroughly wash your hands, especially when you have been in public areas such as restuarants, public transport etc. Ok, it's saturday, thats enough sensible posts from me. :wink: few days ago my Doctor friend told me about 3 years Old child contracting an STD apparently from using bath towels(the source was his father) if you object that then take a couple of fresh change banknotes and wipe them over your skin and you will see the results by your self you will have 50% chances that you got something depending on how strong is your immune system some people do contract HIV and others even without sex or blood transmission, and i wrote thread about that few months ago, because nature and organisms evolves constantly and nothing can be guaranteed 100%, there are proven cases of nurses who got the diseases even by feeding the patients. and for that reason you will never find a box of condom guaranteeing 100% protection as the companies flee legal persecution due to some cases where the disease was transmitted even by wearing 100 condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 marco_funnyYour bullshiting again.... for once Ngairo, loathe as I am to say it, there is some substance to the post, though I am sure he paraphrased some articles rather than doing the analysis himself as his post suggests!. Studies have shown, for instance, that over 90% of paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine (trace amounts so dont start wiping your finher over your notes) and really the rest; traces of urine etc, are not that surprising. Though, can I just add; the STD angle is leaning towards bullshit; there is NO way an STD could be passed via banknotes; the bacteria simply dont survive for long in that sort of environment. Very learned indeed........ hey - I aint an idiot ALL the time :wink: Luckily I have learned all the myths, risks and realities on such things as STDs, hepatitis and HIV (not because I frequent nana) as my usual client group are high risk in all these infections. One thing I wasn't sure of, so have gone off an researched, was his statement vis a vis swine flu virus on the notes surviving up to 3 hours. On this he is close but no cigar. The virus will last longer on hard surfaces (such as door handles, tables etc) but on soft surfaces (such as banknotes) it will only survive for around 20 minutes or so. Think it goes back to what Neung said in the swine flu thread (and gave damn good advice and some people made fun of it). It is advisable to regularly and thoroughly wash your hands, especially when you have been in public areas such as restuarants, public transport etc. Ok, it's saturday, thats enough sensible posts from me. :wink: few days ago my Doctor friend told me about 3 years Old child contracting an STD apparently from using bath towels(the source was his father) if you object that then take a couple of fresh change banknotes and wipe them over your skin and you will see the results by your self you will have 50% chances that you got something depending on how strong is your immune system some people do contract HIV and others even without sex or blood transmission, and i wrote thread about that few months ago, because nature and organisms evolves constantly and nothing can be guaranteed 100%, there are proven cases of nurses who got the diseases even by feeding the patients. and for that reason you will never find a box of condom guaranteeing 100% protection as the companies flee legal persecution due to some cases where the disease was transmitted even by wearing 100 condoms BACK TO THE UTTER BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! firstly; the ONLY std that could be transmitted via a towel is crabs. If this is the one your 'doctor' friend meant, then it is plausible. Any other STD? No chance whatsoever. Proven cases of HIV transmission from feeding patients? what a lot of f*cking crap. Give me links to where these cases are documented, other than in your addled brain. 'In the health care setting, workers have been infected with HIV after being stuck with needles containing HIV-infected blood or, less frequently, after infected blood gets into a worker?s open cut or a mucous membrane (for example, the eyes or inside of the nose).' (from the CDC) Your post a few months ago was full of myth and half truth and is the sort of half brained post that scares people for no reason at all. Most bacteria and viruses have a very short survival rate outside the human body, and this survival rate depends on the surface involved; hard surface is longer, short surface is very short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 marco_funnyYour bullshiting again.... for once Ngairo, loathe as I am to say it, there is some substance to the post, though I am sure he paraphrased some articles rather than doing the analysis himself as his post suggests!. Studies have shown, for instance, that over 90% of paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine (trace amounts so dont start wiping your finher over your notes) and really the rest; traces of urine etc, are not that surprising. Though, can I just add; the STD angle is leaning towards bullshit; there is NO way an STD could be passed via banknotes; the bacteria simply dont survive for long in that sort of environment. Very learned indeed........ hey - I aint an idiot ALL the time :wink: Luckily I have learned all the myths, risks and realities on such things as STDs, hepatitis and HIV (not because I frequent nana) as my usual client group are high risk in all these infections. One thing I wasn't sure of, so have gone off an researched, was his statement vis a vis swine flu virus on the notes surviving up to 3 hours. On this he is close but no cigar. The virus will last longer on hard surfaces (such as door handles, tables etc) but on soft surfaces (such as banknotes) it will only survive for around 20 minutes or so. Think it goes back to what Neung said in the swine flu thread (and gave damn good advice and some people made fun of it). It is advisable to regularly and thoroughly wash your hands, especially when you have been in public areas such as restuarants, public transport etc. Ok, it's saturday, thats enough sensible posts from me. :wink: few days ago my Doctor friend told me about 3 years Old child contracting an STD apparently from using bath towels(the source was his father) if you object that then take a couple of fresh change banknotes and wipe them over your skin and you will see the results by your self you will have 50% chances that you got something depending on how strong is your immune system some people do contract HIV and others even without sex or blood transmission, and i wrote thread about that few months ago, because nature and organisms evolves constantly and nothing can be guaranteed 100%, there are proven cases of nurses who got the diseases even by feeding the patients. and for that reason you will never find a box of condom guaranteeing 100% protection as the companies flee legal persecution due to some cases where the disease was transmitted even by wearing 100 condoms Ok...I'll pour petrol on myself tonight and burn myself...putting 100 condoms on is not an option... 100%, there are proven cases of nurses who got the diseases even by feeding the patients. 100% is not a qualification nowdays....show some pic's of the nurses please?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I guess marco_tragic is off to read some weighty academic tomes (ie; National Enquirer) for some amazing but bullshit facts to stun us with... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 That's why I favour money over CC or BC.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Abraham Pliskin??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 I guess marco_tragic is off to read some weighty academic tomes (ie; National Enquirer) for some amazing but bullshit facts to stun us with... :roll: There were some good ones in there. Was there a Hep C scare over sharing notes for coke use lately? I cant really remember..... it also wouldnt effect me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 ...Though, can I just add; the STD angle is leaning towards bullshit; there is NO way an STD could be passed via banknotes; the bacteria simply dont survive for long in that sort of environment. yeah right. next you'll be trying to tell me that girls don't get pregnant from toilet seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 or virgins dont give birth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 or virgins dont give birth! Parthenogenesis anyone? 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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