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people who assume that everyone who gets excited about getting laid in Southeast Asia were just as ugly and unf*ckable as they are and couldn't get laid in their homeland

people who assume that because they can't cope and think that everything is f**ked up that no one else can cope and will think that everything is f**ked up

people who spread their doom and gloom to others and begrudge others the privilege and opportunity of living and finding their own happiness

people who live in Thailand and do nothing but ***** and complain about it

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people who assume that everyone who gets excited about getting laid in Southeast Asia were just as ugly and unf*ckable as they are and couldn't get laid in their homeland

people who assume that because they can't cope and think that everything is f*cked up that no one else can cope and will think that everything is f*cked up

people who spread their doom and gloom to others and begrudge others the privilege and opportunity of living and finding their own happiness

people who live in Thailand and do nothing but b*tch and complain about it

**puts on fresh batch of popcorn and kicks back**

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United 'supporters' who suddenly go silent after a night like last night...

f*ck off... we're sulking.

What irks me?

Unnecessary 'S's' in the forum title....

fair enough, bad timing.

to your (personal) credit you never disappear when United have a bad day, unlike sooo many of the hangers-on (who are curiously absent from the football forum where they were running their mouths recently)....

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People who block the esclator while on they're cell phone, or doing whatever the f*ck it is they're doing.

beyond irksome into the "kill them now please" category. if only i could get away with it for long enough to take out a couple hundred of 'em, it'd be worth the life imprisonment and/or death sentence (same as life in prison just shorter life).

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People who block the esclator while on they're cell phone, or doing whatever the f*ck it is they're doing.

beyond irksome into the "kill them now please" category. if only i could get away with it for long enough to take out a couple hundred of 'em, it'd be worth the life imprisonment and/or death sentence (same as life in prison just shorter life).

I suspect that these may be the same people who, on meeting casual acquaintances in a supermarket, construct an impenetrable barrier of trolleys at entrances to aisles while they discuss how big Timmy has grown or how Alfred's bunions are giving him so much trouble.

However, having a small child accompany you while shopping provides an easy fall guy for explaining why your own trolley suddenly connected with their hip at high, and hopefully painful, speed.

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People who block the esclator while on they're cell phone, or doing whatever the f*ck it is they're doing.

People who get to the bottom of the escalator and immediately stop to look around - obvilous to the fact that there are 50 people right behind them who can not stop :!:

People who get on a moving walkway and do not walk :!:

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Old people who meander two or three abreast down busy pavements, timing their apparently random direction changes to exactly match my attempts to get past them.

Oh and just as annoying, the last second U-turn that leaves me teetering on tip-toes trying not to knock them over (I don't know why I bother)

Can we also add - Thai people using lifts, Thai people using the Skytrain doors, Arab women blocking Sukhumvit, tourists walking side by side ONE THE ******* ROAD when there is a pavement.... and then casually turning round to glare at anyone with the audacity to drive a car or motorbike behind them?

Plus...

Indian tailors

Indian fortune tellers

Thai security guards

Thai parking attendants

Thai policemen

Doctors who prescribe 6 medicines and STILL can't cure ANY complaint

Farangs who arrive at Khao Sarn Road on Monday, and by Tuesday are sporting corn-rows, a Henna tattoo, fisherman pants, a tie-dye shirt and adopt an annoying 'right-on' attitude about how much they love Thai culture.

Fernando Torres falling over whenever an opposing player enters his 'no-fly zone'

New-style BBC reporters who use slang and dumb-downed reports to appeal to the 'yoof' market

Burly white guys who try to break your fingers when shaking hands to show they are stronger than you... and then say something stupid like "I don't know my own strength."

People who say, "Not ALL Thai policemen..." or "Not ALL Indian fortune tellers" when I use sweeping generalisations.

And TF forum posts that are way too long... (sorry)

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Old people who meander two or three abreast down busy pavements, timing their apparently random direction changes to exactly match my attempts to get past them.

Oh and just as annoying, the last second U-turn that leaves me teetering on tip-toes trying not to knock them over (I don't know why I bother)

Can we also add - Thai people using lifts, Thai people using the Skytrain doors, Arab women blocking Sukhumvit, tourists walking side by side ONE THE f*cking ROAD when there is a pavement.... and then casually turning round to glare at anyone with the audacity to drive a car or motorbike behind them?

Plus...

Indian tailors

Indian fortune tellers

Thai security guards

Thai parking attendants

Thai policemen

Doctors who prescribe 6 medicines and STILL can't cure ANY complaint

Farangs who arrive at Khao Sarn Road on Monday, and by Tuesday are sporting corn-rows, a Henna tattoo, fisherman pants, a tie-dye shirt and adopt an annoying 'right-on' attitude about how much they love Thai culture.

Fernando Torres falling over whenever an opposing player enters his 'no-fly zone'

New-style BBC reporters who use slang and dumb-downed reports to appeal to the 'yoof' market

Burly white guys who try to break your fingers when shaking hands to show they are stronger than you... and then say something stupid like "I don't know my own strength."

People who say, "Not ALL Thai policemen..." or "Not ALL Indian fortune tellers" when I use sweeping generalisations.

And TF forum posts that are way too long... (sorry)

tough life.. :?

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