Admin_2 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Dear Dr.TFIf the FBI breaks my door down, do they have to pay for it? - A Duck Dealer They have to pay if the don't take off their shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Dear Dr.TF Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day? - An Animal Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day? - An Animal Lover Because they are Peckerheads, of course ( american slang ...Rob will translate -- he was one once :wink: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 dear Dr. TF How do I become politically correct? (signed) Want to make Granny Proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day? - An Animal Lover Because they are Peckerheads, of course ( american slang ...Rob will translate -- he was one once :wink: ) their brain is suspended so it doesn't vibrate with the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boog Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Dear Dr TF, if a cat always fall on his feet and a buttered slice of bread always on the butter side, what happens if you tie a buttered slice of bread on the back of a cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSW Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Dear Dr TF,if a cat always fall on his feet and a buttered slice of bread always on the butter side, what happens if you tie a buttered slice of bread on the back of a cat? Someone has been drinking more than me... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Dear Dr.TFIf the FBI breaks my door down, do they have to pay for it? - A Duck Dealer I thought someone smashed your back-door in a while ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 I thought someone smashed your back-door in a while ago Yep, but you have no idea how fit and firm my door is.. Like a virgin.. for a very first time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 dear Dr. TF How do I become politically correct? (signed) Want to make Granny Proud Dear Grandpa - Always tell Granny what she wants to hear. - Always say sorry to her even you are right. - Always agree whatever she says. - Always be nice even you dont want to.. Wish you good luck.. - Politically correct trainer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Dear Dr TF if racism is a belief that that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, then why isn't organism a belief that organ differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular organ? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 dear Dr. TF How do I become politically correct? (signed) Want to make Granny Proud Dear Grandpa - Always tell Granny what she wants to hear. - Always say sorry to her even you are right. - Always agree whatever she says. - Always be nice even you dont want to.. Wish you good luck.. - Politically correct trainer How come that sounds like what every woman I have known has whined for my whole frickin' life? :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Dear Dr TFif racism is a belief that that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, then why isn't organism a belief that organ differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular organ? :? Some men's brain is inferior than their penises. That's why many men think via penises.. We cannot blame them.. it is an organism thing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Dear Dr TFif racism is a belief that that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, then why isn't organism a belief that organ differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular organ? :? Some men's brain is inferior than their penises. That's why many men think via penises.. We cannot blame them.. it is an organism thing.. so penises have brains, can they talk too? Yours, Just Curiouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Dear Dr TFif racism is a belief that that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, then why isn't organism a belief that organ differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular organ? :? Some men's brain is inferior than their penises. That's why many men think via penises.. We cannot blame them.. it is an organism thing.. so penises have brains, can they talk too? Yours, Just Curiouse well they sure can dance Nicky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 so penises have brains, can they talk too? Yours, Just Curiouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Dear Dr. TF Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carz79 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Dear Dr TFif racism is a belief that that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, then why isn't organism a belief that organ differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular organ? :? Some men's brain is inferior than their penises. That's why many men think via penises.. We cannot blame them.. it is an organism thing.. so penises have brains, can they talk too? Yours, Just Curiouse well they sure can dance Nicky! can yours dance danno? mine has enough trouble wearing a fireman's helmet. Plus its only got 1 eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Dear Dr TFif racism is a belief that that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, then why isn't organism a belief that organ differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular organ? :? Some men's brain is inferior than their penises. That's why many men think via penises.. We cannot blame them.. it is an organism thing.. so penises have brains, can they talk too? Yours, Just Curiouse well they sure can dance Nicky! can yours dance danno? mine has enough trouble wearing a fireman's helmet. Plus its only got 1 eye. practice...practice...practice Carz...sight at that point has little to do with your game! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrancoisP Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 8) no they have not.. but - Just depend on the pilot brain - Man yoga deep breath control can delay orgasm to match your partner rythm, and discover together very sweet feelings, able to bring inner peace as well as meditation (for the ones who want to read about it, see Tantrism within your favourite internet search software). For woman, there is no orgasm limit, just the common whishes (and ability..), and inside muscles mastering should procede the same way, including deep breath control. And.. this makes the belly flat and strong, which is more nice for the outlook.. - Long time tenderness (fore)play makes couples strong - 69 kisses and/or massage should not be forgotten... Indian people consider love as one of the way to reach spiritual grow, on same level as meditation can do (you can have both of course !). Anyway, tenderness in evrydaylife is, i think, the best way to have a high quality life. Have a good day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Dear Dr. TFWhy is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? Did you again forget to mix the Brandy in the baby milk? :roll: You won't suffer any undue interruptions at night and it will indeed sleep happily and deeply... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Dear Dr TFif racism is a belief that that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race, then why isn't organism a belief that organ differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular organ? :? Some men's brain is inferior than their penises. That's why many men think via penises.. We cannot blame them.. it is an organism thing.. so penises have brains, can they talk too? Yours, Just Curiouse well they sure can dance Nicky! I have learnt years ago to ensure that my penis never thinks for itself as I am bound to end up in all sorts of trouble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Dear Dr. TF wannabe If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Dear Dr. TF wannabe If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Good question Kunny. Maybe that's what they mean by "Lip Service" OR Is that something a girl gives However I bet the Judge has his undivided attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Dear Dr. TF Why do we say : "see you later" when we know we never will? ---Stranger--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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