alan675 Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 and Scotland scrape through with a far from stellar performance once again ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 if u don't want me to chase, then what's the point to keep chasing ehhhhhhhhhhhh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 if u don't want me to chase, then what's the point to keep chasing ehhhhhhhhhhhh? Oranges typically roll down hills faster than apples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Oranges typically roll down hills faster than apples. what's the message u wanna send ??????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 what's the message u wanna send ??????????????????? A male flour beetle (Tribolium castaneum) can mate and impregnate a female he has never met. No other animal is known to have sex by proxy in this way. Many males often mate with each female. The first male will deposit sperm in the female, then a second will arrive and use its spiny genitalia to scrape out his competitor's sperm, before mating itself. Much of the sperm of the first male is carried unwittingly by the second male on its genitalia. One in eight females are fertilised by proxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 A male flour beetle (Tribolium castaneum) can mate and impregnate a female he has never met. No other animal is known to have sex by proxy in this way. Many males often mate with each female. The first male will deposit sperm in the female, then a second will arrive and use its spiny genitalia to scrape out his competitor's sperm, before mating itself. Much of the sperm of the first male is carried unwittingly by the second male on its genitalia. One in eight females are fertilised by proxy What the heck u have post???????????? disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Watched this yesterday, pretty interesting if you have a spare hour. Part 2 will be on at some point over the next week. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXliM19h6YI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 headache headache headache *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted September 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 An Arab guy just walked in the restaurant and started talking to a waitress. With a really strong accent he asked "You have capaga?" "Capaga? You have?" "You know... rice? Capaga." I came over as she was really struggling. He kept doing a hand gesture like a bowl. Rice? In a bowl? Some obscure Mexican dish I've never heard of? Finally the light dawned... I asked him, "Are you speaking Thai?" "Yes." "Do you mean khao pad gai?" "Yes. Have two... capaga and capamoo." FFS. I pointed out two Thai restaurants nearby and he walked in the opposite direction, but not before he tried to get the waitress's name and number. What planet do they live on where cute girls hand out their personal details to weird guys who are totally socially inept? Is that life in Dubai? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 laughoutloud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 STINKHEADS (Alaska) A fish delicacy invented by the Yup'ik Eskimos. Just cut the heads off several fish (traditionally salmon), bury them in the ground for the summer, then dig them up and have a chewy treat! Getting it past your nose is a serious problem, but the result is reportedly somewhat hallucinogenic. Given that there are no natural substances that grow in the northerly parts of Alaska that can be made to produce alcohol or other mind-altering substances, it was the best they could do. Stinkheads are often used as a rite of passage to test "gussaks" (foreigners) who claim to want know more about native culture. Few pass the test, but the natives have a lot of fun administering it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 (edited) When I first came to BKK I really got into eating Thai food off street sellers. I was about to start work, I set off at 7.30 Monday morning. I took a motorcycle taxi, right when I got to work..... I **** my pants. So I called my boss and said 'I'm outside but I have just **** myself. He didn't bat an eye. He replied 'No worries, just come in tomorrow'. We agreed we wouldn't mention it to the rest of the team. I walked in ,****-stain-free, the next morning in to the staff room and one dude said. 'Hey, this is the guy who **** himself yesterday'. I continued to work there for another 3 years. Edited September 11, 2011 by drlovelife8 love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Do you belive in Karma ? I am a Karma melian. I Karma n Go !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalee Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Do you belive in Karma ? I am a Karma melian. I Karma n Go !!! By breaking the rule of this thread, I have to say that you stole this one from Boy George! Hope for you that this is all you like by/from this ga/uy ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 "Dear, why are there broken condoms on our couch?" "Dave... Would you please call our children by their names." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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English_Bob Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I'm on a beach motherfuckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I'm on a beach motherfuckers! FFS.......................WHO CARE?????????????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_91nKxziOv8&feature=feedf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_91nKxziOv8&feature=feedf what the f have u post???????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 what the f have u post???????????????? I've said it before Vicar, and I'll say it again - what that boy needs is a nice big cock up his arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I've said it before Vicar, and I'll say it again - what that boy needs is a nice big cock up his arse! Or even an umbrella that opens by itself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalee Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 what the f have u post???????????????? Ha Ha ahaahah poor girl! :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 bored bored bored bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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