Stramash Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Sitting watching some Glastonbury highlights, and have come to the conclusion that Beyonce has the most amazing crotch on the planet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 In relevance to relevant irrelevancies, irrelevant relevancies are barely relevant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan675 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploring Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I want to be newbie in Italy.....yuppyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel123 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 @ ENGLISH BLOB Get hold of some WHITE BLUE Tac thats blue tac but white... Works a treat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 To Catch a Cheater: Chris Hansen's new show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 bollocks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 good opportunity for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan675 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 I noticed that the doormat was at a slightly crooked angle. I reached down and moved the mat back into its correct place. The edge of the mat was then perpendicular to the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Going away party tonight at Sportsman for Bill! He's buying everyone free drinks, right Bill? No need to reply to this if your answer is positive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 hmmmmmmm ..... friday night tonight. might go out for 1 or 3 drinks somewhere !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Going away party tonight at Sportsman for Bill!He's buying everyone free drinks, right Bill? No need to reply to this if your answer is positive... At least he is putting on a free buffet ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 having a few beers and watching some aussie rules football (soon) it's winter here in Melbourne roll on summer!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 you know you want to eat it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Standing at the side of the road. looking left than right to me is a sign of indecision !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted July 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 So I just went down to the Manchester United Bar because the Premier League Trophy is in town. Rio Ferdinand was down at Central World this afternoon. I bumped into a few United security guards while having lunch and we had a chat. I wanted to get my shirt signed by Rio and get a few pictures. When I arrived at the Man U bar, I had to pay 300 baht to enter. I thought, 'No big deal. When will I get the chance to see Rio again?' I talked to the staff about when he was coming and they were very cagey - 'Cannot confirm he will come. 50/50' So I waited an hour or so. I saw the trophy arrive and went and had another chat with the security guards... 'He's gone already. Gone home.' He was only in town for 5 hours.' So I asked the staff again and they STILL pretended there was a chance he was coming... Very crafty. I know the manager - very sneaky type. Anyway, I got some pics of me with the trophy. I'll keep my shirt for Ryan Giggs or Wayne Rooney to sign. Looking forward to seeing TFers at Sportsman later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 Is ioma dòigh a th' air cù a mharbhadh gun a thachdadh le ìm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 Juan taught me hard today in yoga class, we practised stand poses, he crossed his leg with my leg to stretch it... now my whole body limped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 I agree, but where are all the pics from Admin's fiesta last night?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 Today, I earned money for the first time as a tour guide! I am doing tour guides at Prizren/Kosovo already for a while for peace-keeping soldies there. Up to now, I always got my coffee or Schweppes for free but today, the leader of the delegation I guided gave me 10 Euro "for a beer". Great and I appreciate it very much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted July 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Did you ever take a dump that was so monumental you thought, "I wish I'd weighed myself before and after, just to see how many kilos I just lost."? No. Me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Jack of all trades master of none!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 it's sad.. so sad situation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploring Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Can I see the regular Korean TV program this evening? I feel sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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