English_Bob Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 A mountain lion once peed on my head. And when I was 13 I went to Switzerland on a school trip. My teacher fell down the stairs and got two black eyes. A couple of kids had sex and used a crisp packet as a condom. A girl broke her back jumping into a swimming pool from a high diving board. I pulled her out and got my name ion the local newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 So I guess I drove my car over a nail yesterday, so I woke up to a flat tire. I changed the tire this morning, and it made me feel really macho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 fook the slutty weather here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 New members don't seem to make photo albums. How can we perv over the new ones if they only have a little avatar to look at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 In the details of some member has only sex and country,The system should have their picture at least one,and not any pictures must add their face pic,and at least they must to fill the form more like sex,age,country and etc.when peoples didn't have details much and required be my friends ,before i accepted all of them no mater where they are,at this moment if whom want to add me be their friends i need more details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teila Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Why does no-one (okay, the ones I like to spend time with) want to do anything on a Monday night!? Losers..................making me a loser too! & why do the ones that I don't like spending time with find it hard to grasp the meaning of "no"??? Dumbasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 spandex on hot chicks is hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasie Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Are there anyone do the 'How to add pictures in TF?' Seem many newbies don't add at least a picture. Many times I've to suggest them to have their Avatar display. It's not difficult to do, isn't it? hur hur..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querida Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Namnam Muay Cream makes my legs feel sooooo good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 standing on the beach with a gun in my hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 When a man who thinks he's a chick takes his shirt off in the street and shows his silicon boobs, it's funny in any language. But he still shouted at me for laughing as I rode by on my motorbike. Jesus!! At least grow your HAIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 last game of the season next monday .... unless there's a play off for 2nd place !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 I've never seen that tombstone that read: "Died from not forwarding that text to ten friends." so why they bother send em with a threat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genno Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 The Sea eagle has large brown wings but it kinda looks like a big ugly gull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Beer is the only answer!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 I did not realize how Asian I really am until I have to live away from convenient reach of my favourite laksa, nasi lemak, mee siam, yong tao fu and wanton noodles dry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasie Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 To reduce the hot on your tongue from spicy food, drink milk and you'll feel better ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Non-alcoholic beer Low fat ice-cream Speed limiters on cars Vegetarian burgers Hybrid cars Girls who 'save themselves' Butch lesbians Camp queers Mild curry Salad Esperanto Latin Meditation Drizzle Bicycles Cornrows, dreadlocks or Justin Bieber cuts Decaffeinated coffee Wales Consomme Imitation leather Camouflage pants Diets Daytime chatshows Quiz shows Reality show Sandals Henna tattoos Beige Inter Rail holidays Makeover shows Movies about relationships Folk music Ambient muzac Linoleum Duffel coats Arts and craft shows Religions Ethical investments Khakis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Love Lonely Island and this is my favourite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Catapultam habeo. isi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Historien fortæller at David engang behagede Gud med en sjælden sang men musik har aldrig rigtig virkelig interesseret dig, vel Den går sdan her: En kvart, en kvint en molnedgang som ender blindt den slagne konge synger Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Davids tro var stræk, men han ville se bevis og hun dansede ud på den tynde is månen og hendes skønhed slog ham omkuld hun bandt ham til et køkkenbord hun brød hans magt og hun skar hans hår og fra hans læber drog hun et Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Baby, du ved jeg har været her før jeg har åbnet det vindue og lukket den dør jeg boede her da jeg lærte dig at kende jeg så dig marchere under flag og sang men kærlighed er ikke en sejrsgang det er et vaklende og fortvivlet Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Der var en tid hvor jeg ku se præcis hvad du følte indeni nu ser jeg kun en skygge af foragt men jeg husker dig blidt ind over mig og himlen viste os på vej vores åndedræt var et hviskende Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Måske er der en Gud et sted men alt hvad jeg ved om kærlighed er hvordan man piner livet ud af sig selv Det her er ikke et klageråb en udbrndt pilgrims sidste håb det et koldt og det et ensomt Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Jeg gjorde det bedste jeg ku gøre jeg ved ikke hvad jeg følte men jeg prvede at røre jeg talte sandt jeg kom ikke for at svigte og selvom alt gik galt alt hvad jeg gjorde og sagde vil jeg stå foran Gud på den sidste dag med intet andet end et Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Halleluja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Hirasea nesiotica is a species of small air-breathing land snail, a terrestrial pulmonate gastropod mollusk in the family Endodontidae. This is an endangered species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Sale season started. 50-70% off on streets of Copenhagen. Can't make decision between 959 weekend bag (made from safety belts, designed by Paolo Ferrari) or Adax - Napoli. So I bought DNKY. Sabai sabai!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 The Battle of Pantino was fought between the Byzantine Empire and Serbian Principality in 1167 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querida Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 I'm on call 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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