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Cricket. Rich blokes standing around in a field for five days before declaring that whatever we've just witnessed is a draw is not a sport, its a reason to hate the public school system. And the endless analysis and referring to our imperial past and 'how much it means to the country' when reviewing the game on TV really gets on my ****. We are worse than the Bruces, live with it. :D

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Yep , all sports are dull to all kinds of folk , it doesnt matter what it is.

Ive played lawn bowls st*ned and had a great time.

Played soccer wearing 40kgs of lead at the bottom of botany bay and stood on a wobbegong shark (9 stitches), Played in the mile high club somewhere above the northern territory australia but found the amenities uncomfortable 'OH ...sh*t...CRAMP!!!, Threw darts at my sister aged 8 and got a spanking, burnt my left hand and nearly got eaten alive pistol shooting bullants nests,played school rugby and got "felt up" that often my balls were often blue ,raced sports sedans till the "repo man" ramraided my garage door,was beat up after a cricket match cos i fell asleep and missed the catch of the day, crashed through a glass viewing window in a squash comp (11 stitches), was "bombed" whilst winning a freestyle swimming competition in a shopping centre swimming pool (3 fractured vertebrae) and have been struck by a speedboat snorkelling in 3 feet of water off cairns (smashed heel,8 screws and a *** plate). Im not going to mention the motorcycle racing, almost the best fun u can have wearing leather, or plaster.

I LOVE SPORTS! but i love compo money better @

is masochism a sport?

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Yep , all sports are dull to all kinds of folk , it doesnt matter what it is.

Ive played lawn bowls st*ned and had a great time.

Played soccer wearing 40kgs of lead at the bottom of botany bay and stood on a wobbegong shark (9 stitches), Played in the mile high club somewhere above the northern territory australia but found the amenities uncomfortable 'OH ...sh*t...CRAMP!!!, Threw darts at my sister aged 8 and got a spanking, burnt my left hand and nearly got eaten alive pistol shooting bullants nests,played school rugby and got "felt up" that often my balls were often blue ,raced sports sedans till the "repo man" ramraided my garage door,was beat up after a cricket match cos i fell asleep and missed the catch of the day, crashed through a glass viewing window in a squash comp (11 stitches), was "bombed" whilst winning a freestyle swimming competition in a shopping centre swimming pool (3 fractured vertebrae) and have been struck by a speedboat snorkelling in 3 feet of water off cairns (smashed heel,8 screws and a *** plate). Im not going to mention the motorcycle racing, almost the best fun u can have wearing leather, or plaster.

I LOVE SPORTS! but i love compo money better @

Shagger remind me never to join you in ANY sporting activity.

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