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Gals always wear high heels to bed

Men are never ever impotent

If a gal gets caught m*sturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her

Gals enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged guys (good news for the TF guys :P )

Gals moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob

Guys always groan "OH YEAH BABY!" when they c*m

Gals always look pleasantly surprised when they open a guys trousers and find a c*ck there

Gals never have headaches or periods

All gals are noisy c*mmers

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  • 3 months later...

some more things

* every japanese porn movies from the same company will have the same plot.

*we cant play the movie in Sex Education class cuz there's no scene a guy shows how to wear a condom.

* c*m is nowhere else except face and tummy... why ???

* Japaneses love TOYS (alot)

*Girls in western porn always have f*cking long nails!!!

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not enough plastic..

not enough baby oil..

not enough Velcro gloves..

not enough small animals..

not enough payload at the end of the festival..

not enough favor returning..

not enough spandex..

not enough not enough money shots..

not enough elevator music..

not enough time...

looks like im missing something...?

I don't think any thing when it come to sex are enough for you. Don't worry. There are VIAGRA out there.

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I actually designed and built the new server based playout system for Playboy TV in the UK. (Sorry...had to laugh..."server based" ...when talking about porn...TV joke...sorry... :wink: )

Anyway...I was on site at the station for nearly three months and I can tell you the one thing that did happen was that after about three days of NOTHING BUT porn on every monitor you looked at...I got totally fed up with it. 14 channels of naked bits swinging in the breeze and girls moaning...

The funniest part was when the guys from the client in the USA came over and told me that under US law they had to install an automated subtitling system... "Ooh yeah baby...give me that big one...oooooo...aaaaaah...oooooooh...yesssssss...aaaaaah...ooohhh"

Fortunately we didnt have to have subtitles on the UK version...presumably they expect people to read "lips"...

Greer

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I still remembered it

I was with my cousins (all are younger )

I was 10 and I was in my aunt's office where many of her workers use it

I found a video the title was " Sleeping Beauty" as a very kind sis I asked everyone if theywanna watch it or not so Just openthe video then it's a really rough porn we were kids no one knew what was that then someone came it I thought it was my grandpa ..... and yeah I was spanked :cry: but it wasn't really my fault though the workers there didn't keep porn in the right place !!!

Just thank goodness it wasn't Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs

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I'd rather be a porn star!

I think you should follow your dream :wink: the next part is not for you but for in general...

COZ IF ANYTHING!!! What we can learn from porn is that there is always a way to make money!!! Don't be lazy people! If everything is down the drain people can always star in japanese porn and vomit on your co star or be electrocuted or star in a brazillian one eating each others crap or having fun with an animal, the sky is the LIMIT!!!

...I think as far as those japanese and brazillian ones go... DON'T LEARN FROM THAT MMKAY?

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- Background musics on porn movies are always terrible.

- "**** ya!" is the most saying words for girls when they got banged.

- All men have huge knobs.

- Most girls wear high heels to bed.

- Gilrs never have headaches, or periods.

- Assholes are always clean.

:twisted:

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