MichaelGray Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Gals always wear high heels to bed Men are never ever impotent If a gal gets caught m*sturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her Gals enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged guys (good news for the TF guys ) Gals moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob Guys always groan "OH YEAH BABY!" when they c*m Gals always look pleasantly surprised when they open a guys trousers and find a c*ck there Gals never have headaches or periods All gals are noisy c*mmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 :shock: and you are how old? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelGray Posted December 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 I don't wish to be picky here...But there's only 9. I couldn't think of anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartass Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 manuel ferrara...heard he's a celeb. that's all :roll: seriously i don't watch porn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aomazon Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 some more things * every japanese porn movies from the same company will have the same plot. *we cant play the movie in Sex Education class cuz there's no scene a guy shows how to wear a condom. * c*m is nowhere else except face and tummy... why ??? * Japaneses love TOYS (alot) *Girls in western porn always have f*cking long nails!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 ...seriously i don't watch porn... that's not what those mysterious 'internet subscriptions' on your credit card bill say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldMember Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 seriously i don't watch porn... I agree its hard to watch without a smirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyCat Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 doesn't porn mean lucky in Thai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Wow you guys REALLY watch too much porn! Errrr maybe "too much" doesnt exist when you talk about porn eh? I'd rather be a porn star! :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardo Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 lighting, camera placement.......and the usefulness of fluffers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINBOW4LIFE Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 not enough plastic..not enough baby oil.. not enough Velcro gloves.. not enough small animals.. not enough payload at the end of the festival.. not enough favor returning.. not enough spandex.. not enough not enough money shots.. not enough elevator music.. not enough time... looks like im missing something...? I don't think any thing when it come to sex are enough for you. Don't worry. There are VIAGRA out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukjamie Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 * c*m is nowhere else except face and tummy... Why? Exactly where would you prefer the c*m?? Im a pretty good aim lol As a porn star myself i can tell you its a tough job but somebody has to do it! I blame the script writers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezzzy_greer Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 I actually designed and built the new server based playout system for Playboy TV in the UK. (Sorry...had to laugh..."server based" ...when talking about porn...TV joke...sorry... :wink: ) Anyway...I was on site at the station for nearly three months and I can tell you the one thing that did happen was that after about three days of NOTHING BUT porn on every monitor you looked at...I got totally fed up with it. 14 channels of naked bits swinging in the breeze and girls moaning... The funniest part was when the guys from the client in the USA came over and told me that under US law they had to install an automated subtitling system... "Ooh yeah baby...give me that big one...oooooo...aaaaaah...oooooooh...yesssssss...aaaaaah...ooohhh" Fortunately we didnt have to have subtitles on the UK version...presumably they expect people to read "lips"... Greer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 I think this thread is just a way of finding out how many women on TF watch porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkbkk Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 forgettng about who watch... Who made their own porn movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammy Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 *All men cant ejaculate from sex but only from bj or hands in the end... Got a problem or something? :roll: *Who the hell would wear leather costume sleeping at night? *Japanese never wear any panties... Me curious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaDaz Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 That my knob isn't overly large after all.... It's just normal... phew.... I was starting to get a complex....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiedriven Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 what is up with all the old fourms all a sudden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2508 Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Wherever there is the man, there is the woman. :wink: Noisy discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 when i discovered porn, i discovered what Mum and Dad had been doing all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biachung Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 I still remembered it I was with my cousins (all are younger ) I was 10 and I was in my aunt's office where many of her workers use it I found a video the title was " Sleeping Beauty" as a very kind sis I asked everyone if theywanna watch it or not so Just openthe video then it's a really rough porn we were kids no one knew what was that then someone came it I thought it was my grandpa ..... and yeah I was spanked :cry: but it wasn't really my fault though the workers there didn't keep porn in the right place !!! Just thank goodness it wasn't Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 I'd rather be a porn star! I think you should follow your dream :wink: the next part is not for you but for in general... COZ IF ANYTHING!!! What we can learn from porn is that there is always a way to make money!!! Don't be lazy people! If everything is down the drain people can always star in japanese porn and vomit on your co star or be electrocuted or star in a brazillian one eating each others crap or having fun with an animal, the sky is the LIMIT!!! ...I think as far as those japanese and brazillian ones go... DON'T LEARN FROM THAT MMKAY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008    ?Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.? - Isabel Allende Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 - Background musics on porn movies are always terrible. - "**** ya!" is the most saying words for girls when they got banged. - All men have huge knobs. - Most girls wear high heels to bed. - Gilrs never have headaches, or periods. - Assholes are always clean. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 - Background musics on porn movies are always terrible.. :twisted: I have to disagree. The soundtrack to Vampyros Lesbos is amazing and I have it on vinyl and cd!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8m4v5WkwQ :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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