MichaelGray Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Now lets not get sidetracked and use this thread as another excuse to batter Thai ppl. for uttering the odd falsehood. Nope, we're talkin' about lies in general that we all tell or are told on the odd occasion 1. I'll only put it in a bit darling. 2. Of course I didn't have sex with him darling. That would be wrong. :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 From women: 'I'm on the pill' (How/why do guys actually believe that?) From men: 'You will be the first woman I shag without a condom if you let me' (Uh...riiiiighhhttt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakseeda Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Its not you its me. or You're too good for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 my favourite? "I am not a liar..don't you trust me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMG_UK Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 I'm single. Though, of course, in my case it's true. I just report what I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelGray Posted January 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 From gals in bars: "I only started working here last week" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Punisher Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 "I promise I'll change" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 From gals in bars: "I only started working here last week" from some men on TF..."I'm not just a sexpat...really!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Now lets not get sidetracked and use this thread as another excuse to batter Thai ppl. for uttering the odd falsehood. Batter Thai ppl? Jesus there's way more than enough material provided by the farangs on TF. How about "she's just my friend", might as well be tattood on some TFers foreheads for when they're not sober enough to speak properly. or my personal favourite "I'm not like the other guys on TF", and u came to Bangkok for what then buddy? The scenery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 as seen on TF: "if i met her in CM2, she's not a hooker." related: "thai guys must have small winkys coz all the freelancers--errr, nice girls---i pick up at CM2 tell me i'm hung like a horse before they ask me to help pay for their sick buffalo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungnoi Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 "I don't have money" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 and u came to Bangkok for what then buddy? The scenery? i came here for work .... why is that so difficult to understand !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelGray Posted January 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 'Of course I deleted the pictures off of my mobile.' Anotter favorite lie... the bible :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny_girl Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 " Im so busy with school and work" "I ran of credit on my mobile" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogster Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 I'll go home soon mum ... Then found myself sitting somewhere celebrate with friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biachung Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 "No, I don't think your fat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunsnow Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 What is this? The classic from movies and such is still missing? I LUV YOU LONG TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunsnow Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 but the best ever is i walked on my ex bird humping this thai dude (who it turned out was her hubby) and she said 'tee rak it not same how it look to you' i felt it was conclusive in my favour as the brave hubby ran off naked OUCH! :evil: :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardo Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 it's perfectly natural and it won't hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCHANELX Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Personal attack posts were removed. Stick to topic. that my fav line hehe ooops here's mine : it's all me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_George Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 'Airplane fuel burns at a high enough temperature to melt steel infrastructure' 'A bullet's echo causes enough of a sound wave to move foliage several hundred metres away, fooling people into thinking it came from a completely different direction' 'Beer kills brain cells' 79 ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelGray Posted January 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Personal attack posts were removed. Stick to topic. Well done! Back on topic... I've never done that with anyone before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_George Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 ."No...seriously, I think the pink would look better" 79 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Personal attack posts were removed. Stick to topic. Well done! Back on topic... I've never done that with anyone before back on topic: you look sooo sexy in that speedo, hansum man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelGray Posted January 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Personal attack posts were removed. Stick to topic. Well done! Back on topic... I've never done that with anyone before back on topic: you look sooo sexy in that speedo, hansum man! I've had 4, yes 4 personal mails from very nice ladies today introducing themselves as a result of my adding that poicture to my portfolio. So don't knock it mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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