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Made love again! :lol::lol::lol:

W*nking again are we ???

I made love to myself

- while I watched

A 41 year old man has revealed how he made love to himself.

And F L Glenn has stunned neighbours in his quiet Floridian neigbourhood with his saucy revelations. "He seemed so quiet," one neighbour told us last night.

FROLICS

Glenn's sexy frolics with himself began one night in 1996 after he had spent a quiet evening at home." I was alone on the settee" he told us. "I'd had a few drinks and was feeling very relaxed. The next thing I knew I felt my hand on my shoulder. Seconds later I was rolling around naked on the floor with myself. It seemed like the most natural thing in the world."

Neighbourhood torn apart by torrid sex tornado

Glenn began to have regular solo sex sessions whenever he was in the house. "One minute I'd be in the garden mowing the lawn, and the next minute I'd be in the shed, fondling my own buttocks," he revealed.

Passion volcano erupts showering village with red hot love lava

On one occasion, Glenn sat and watched while he made love to himself. "I'd just drunk a bottle of Vodka and was feeling uninhibited. I sat and watched myself in the mirror. It was a fantastic experience, although I had a headache afterwards." Soon Glenn was having sex with himself up to three or four times a week. "Sometimes I would just sit in the cupboard under the stairs with my hand on my knee. At other times, I would roll around on the carpet in front of the fire for hours on end. On one occasion, I even knocked the coffee table over and spilt a glass of wine.

SESSIONS

Locals at the pub only 200 yards from Glenn's house, were shocked when they heard of Glenn's steamy sex sessions. "He seemed so quiet," one customer told us.

(adapted from the wonderful pages of Viz)

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Recovering after a night out with King Ling and Lord Harris of soi 13 (posh ****)

KL is buying a new cue today for Hua Hin so we'r in trouble now !!

any truth in the rumour it's a dry day for all the bars in hua hin tomorrow and sunday ??

NO TRUTH AT ALL.... even if there was..... the 60 San mig light, 24 singha, 12 spy coolers, 1 frozen bottle of absolut, 1 bottle of JD and 1 bottle of southern comfort in my house should help us get started..... i even bought some scottish shortbread for Stevie and George 8)

I am just stocking the fridge and making up some beds for my guest for tomorow evening......

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Getting ready to be away for 2 weeks, cant wait!!

Enjoy...You deserve it...

don't get bitten by a rampant scostman......

I should say......Sooooooustmuuun.....

not taking your meds as prescribed by your mental health professional is not advisable. Please resume the tablets...

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Just finished rollerblading with the dog and working out...now eating chocolate candies...

:roll:

it may just be me, but that combination of activities sounds, well, a trifle gay??

:twisted:

Maybe you should start a thread about that...muahahahaa

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Just finished rollerblading with the dog and working out...now eating chocolate candies...

:roll:

it may just be me, but that combination of activities sounds, well, a trifle gay??

:twisted:

Maybe you should start a thread about that...muahahahaa

:twisted:

been there, seen it, got the yellow card...

you manly heterosexual admin type guy you.

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