Neo Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr. KnowDue to my incoming call is averagely 2-4 lines / week and I find my mobile phone is such a useless metal bun (compare to it’s price). My dear, do you think I should buy a smart phone ? (hell no, not blackberry plsss) as I could use it for multipurpose upon simple smart phone provided yet answer those few phone calls. Please advice. Thank you in advance for your kind attention. Rgds, A sexy low-tech geek 8) Dear the sexy low-tech geek it depends what you like... if you have a smart phone, you would enjoy its function for sure... not only making a (few) call(s) i enjoy my phone so much or the main purpose is only to make a call... no need to invest for another useless metal bun... i suggest to get another very useful turbo dildo instead :wink: a very useful investor Dear a very useful investor ( you must have something related to the very useful company, don’t you ) I have my direct experience to tell you about the useful of smart phone which inspired me to own it one. “At a dark soi near my office, my car broken down caused from battery flatted and dynamo charger was broken. I asked an engineer from work came for help, he came to the scene and took my sad face picture pointing my finger to my car engine like the crime scene picture sent through email from his phone to my boss’s email. A day after, I called boss he knew what have happened to me and granted me a day off from work†So I appreciated the useful of smart phone ever since. And want to have one my own. Anyway, I also appreciated your ‘dildo’ suggestion, Thanks and BR, A ( ….) geek Now I know why Thai girls have 2 cell phones... set one to vibrate and call it from the other one. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Just for the record, no-one in this thread, except for Rob (admin) has anything to do with. or is associated in any way with Very Useful Company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Just for the record, no-one in this thread, except for Rob (admin) has anything to do with. or is associated in any way with Very Useful Company. Confirmed... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Just for the record, no-one in this thread, except for Rob (admin) has anything to do with. or is associated in any way with Very Useful Company. not even U Marc ?? :roll: :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Now I know why Thai girls have 2 cell phones... set one to vibrate and call it from the other one. 8) How many Thai girls who you know have 2 cell/mobile phones ja ? :wink: Anyway, thank you for let me know of another qualification of moblie phone.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Now I know why Thai girls have 2 cell phones... set one to vibrate and call it from the other one. 8) How many Thai girls who you know have 2 cell/mobile phones ja ? :wink: Anyway, thank you for let me know of another qualification of moblie phone.. Well, I have 2 phones... :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Now I know why Thai girls have 2 cell phones... set one to vibrate and call it from the other one. 8) How many Thai girls who you know have 2 cell/mobile phones ja ? :wink: Anyway, thank you for let me know of another qualification of moblie phone.. Well, I have 2 phones... :oops: And use it vibrat like Neo suggested ?? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJack Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? - Cone (Ice-cream) Lover It can also be yelllow (not to be confused with yellow snow) Few reasons, which can vary according to how it is made; a) The amount of vanilla flavouring is miniscule compared to cream and other 'white' products. Many companies (especially large ones) use huge amounts of colouring to ensure uniform colour. If making home made vanilla ice cream, (and no colourings) the ice cream should be a sort of off white colour. Love, King Cone. :wink: i thought vanilla was a color Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted January 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? - Cone (Ice-cream) Lover It can also be yelllow (not to be confused with yellow snow) Few reasons, which can vary according to how it is made; a) The amount of vanilla flavouring is miniscule compared to cream and other 'white' products. Many companies (especially large ones) use huge amounts of colouring to ensure uniform colour. If making home made vanilla ice cream, (and no colourings) the ice cream should be a sort of off white colour. Love, King Cone. :wink: i thought vanilla was a color I thought vanilla was meant bland and boring, as in vanilla sex, missionary position all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 I thought vanilla was meant bland and boring, as in vanilla sex, missionary position all the time. You and your damn missionaries!!! That's how this whole thread started!!! Leave those poor boys alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 I thought vanilla was meant bland and boring, as in vanilla sex, missionary position all the time. You and your damn missionaries!!! That's how this whole thread started!!! Leave those poor boys alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Just for the record, no-one in this thread, except for Rob (admin) has anything to do with. or is associated in any way with Very Useful Company. Confirmed... :wink: once again I was thinking... "this could be the start of abeautiful friendship" :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? - Cone (Ice-cream) Lover It can also be yelllow (not to be confused with yellow snow) Few reasons, which can vary according to how it is made; a) The amount of vanilla flavouring is miniscule compared to cream and other 'white' products. Many companies (especially large ones) use huge amounts of colouring to ensure uniform colour. If making home made vanilla ice cream, (and no colourings) the ice cream should be a sort of off white colour. Love, King Cone. :wink: i thought vanilla was a color I thought vanilla was meant bland and boring, as in vanilla sex, missionary position all the time. ALL TRUE (the color is an off-white) :oops: "sorry y'all knew all that didn't ya? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Just for the record, no-one in this thread, except for Rob (admin) has anything to do with. or is associated in any way with Very Useful Company. Confirmed... :wink: once again I was thinking... "this could be the start of abeautiful friendship" :wink: once again i was thinking... "you are an optimist" :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Just for the record, no-one in this thread, except for Rob (admin) has anything to do with. or is associated in any way with Very Useful Company. Confirmed... :wink: once again I was thinking... "this could be the start of abeautiful friendship" :wink: once again i was thinking... "you are an optimist" :wink: If you had lived this life, there is only one direction left... UP[/size :rotate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr TF, I just found 24 Romanian midgets hiding in my shed (and they do have night vision). What should I do with them? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr TF,I just found 24 Romanian midgets hiding in my shed (and they do have night vision). What should I do with them? :? You can start making a porn movie called.. "Iain and the 24 Dwarfs" just to give you some ideas.. please check this movie out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr TF,I just found 24 Romanian midgets hiding in my shed (and they do have night vision). What should I do with them? :? You can start making a porn movie called.. "Iain and the 24 Dwarfs" just to give you some ideas.. please check this movie out.. was thinking more of 'Lesbian dwarves on motorbikes meet the sado dwarves of Mordor' :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr TF,I just found 24 Romanian midgets hiding in my shed (and they do have night vision). What should I do with them? :? You can start making a porn movie called.. "Iain and the 24 Dwarfs" just to give you some ideas.. please check this movie out.. was thinking more of 'Lesbian dwarves on motorbikes meet the sado dwarves of Mordor' :twisted: Henry??....W-W-W-What are you doing?.......Noooooooo Henry noooo!!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr.TF Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? - Ass slaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? - a*s slaper Dear Ass slapper. Because of course, American Football Players can never ever be gay. They are manly men, who need padding and helmets before playing a long drawn out very very boring version of rugby. (runs and hides) :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 (runs and hides) :twisted: In the closet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? - a*s slaper Dear a*s slapper. Because of course, American Football Players can never ever be gay. They are manly men, who need padding and helmets before playing a long drawn out very very boring version of rugby. (runs and hides) :twisted: oh here we go with the wee bits about the manly traits found back amongst the shepherds :roll: (best hide all the other four legged beasts too) :arrow: :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Dear Dr. TF Who is the biggest Admin? Just so i know how to play without getting carded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Dear Dr. TFWho is the biggest Admin? Just so i know how to play without getting carded What do you mean by biggest? :twisted: Afraid of yellow cards? ... Bock bock bock...kkk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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