Hazel Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Cosy bliss is being able to cuddle in bed on a rainy afternoonie with a cuppa of fav tea and a really good book, with nobody to disturb me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 no body can judge BUT ourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Hey... Fat Aussie bloke. You're drinking at Cheap Charlies. Their beer is 75 baht. Mine is 95 baht. For the extra 20 baht, you get a waitress, aircon, music, seats, a roof, walls and a flushing toilet. If you want to pay 75 baht for a beer, you piss in a bucket at Cheap Charlies. You don't come here and get shirty because you can't use my restaurant like a public bathroom. "I'm not coming here again." "Oh... You're taking your piss and **** elsewhere? Say it isn't so!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 dirty place is somewhere nicer to visit than the place the devil call heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Nixon's Law If two wrongs don't make a right... Try three ....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 After taxpayers input and uploaded their tax information, conspirators located in Belarus collected the data and altered the returns to increase the refund amounts and to direct the refunds to U.S. bank accounts controlled by Mikalai Mardakhayeu, 31, a Belarusian national and resident of Nantucket, Mass. As such, the scam here benefitted from the old double-dip — not only did the scamsters misdirect the refunds from the rightful filers to Mardakhayeu’s bank accounts but the con artists fraudulently increased the dollar amounts of the refunds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 The best thing about Bed Supperclub is it makes gogo bars seem CHEAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Oh.. it works !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 On Rhode Island it is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 I went to the dentist's. I've got stitches in my gums and cuts taken out of my bones. Everything tastes like blood. One stitch came open. It's like having a thick, straight hair loose in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 http://ybbored.com/board/thestupidtest/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 just watched "the snapper" again ... very very funny movie. first time i saw it was in the late 1980's (i think) on channel 4 TV ... shown with english sub-titles .... fair enough .... except it's in english !!!!!! well english as spoken by jackeens !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 realized that all those 3 of my 'public pictures' have glass in hand For your info., im not an alcoholic (yet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Turn up the heat, in every way. The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm. Vasocongestion, or the heat flush on your skin, is akin to blushing from sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Life is too short to waste on quarrels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Not being married, Elias had allowed his nephew to stay at his estate. Strange incidents have occurred; one is that although John could go anywhere in the house he could never enter a locked room containing his uncle's trunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Noting just say Hello friends .. and good morning i am going to sleep now jaaaaa.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Owwww It's 12 noon and I'm still drunk and I've got a hangover. AND I've got a party to go to in the afternoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Don't play with snakes You might get bit kaunitz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Okay Toni, this is your problem... Madea told Toni to go upstairs... 13 stairs... and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. Toni said she aint doin' it, set back on the couch, folded 2 of her arms and rolled 2 of her eyes. Madea grabbed Toni by 2 of her ankles, dragged her upstairs, hitting her head on every step. How many bruises will little Toni have by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 1940: Young Hitler! Such a cantor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 2011 I still hate Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 False advertising: A seedless watermelon isn't really seedless at all. Now is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Take it easy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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