Almost 3 years ago, one day after finish work people gathered at the bus station waiting for bus back home. In August its rainy season and everyone have umbrella. I was sitting on a stool under the turf of bus station and there was a dog lie in front of me half a meter far. Not long there was a man used a shaft of umbrella play with the dog?s balls. And the dog seems enjoy with what the guy doing, so he lie with his tummy up and spread his legs wider so that the shaft of the umbrella reach his secret part easily.

When I back home I hurried make a call to Mr. Panda, my friend telling him what happen while I?m waiting for bus.

Panda: you are unbelievable, why you look at them?

Me: they are in front of me; do u think I should act nonchalant like nothing happen?

Panda: how many people were waiting for the bus there?

Me: over 10 people were there

Panda: and they are look at the guy playing with that dog?s balls?

Me: Errrr?.hehe?No.

Panda: you are unbelievable, no one look at that crazy man play with that dog but you.

Come to think of it, why those people not look? Why only me who?s look at them?

And why that guy doing like that, what his experiment? And why that dog gives him good cooperated?

Strange!!! I think I need a chaperone

By the end of 2008 I?ve nothing to do at work due to business down. I write about childhood memories. It was my longest writing that I ever wrote. I remembered a short period when I was two years old and up until five years and after that I?ve many memories. It?s 6 pages of A4. I printed out to Panda show him before I post my journal. When he first read my writing he stop and laughing every 5 minutes, I don?t know why but I decided to talk to him a week what he think, so I made a call after a week later.

Panda: you said you read psychological books?

Me: yes

Panda: why you have only bad memories?

Me: there are some good memories, too.

Panda: I hardly see, look at what you wrote ?I love climbing up trees and jump from one to another like monkey. Sometime the tree breaks and I fall and I get hurt. One time there was a beehive of bumblebees I didn?t see and I got stung by 100 of bumblebees?. Haha 100 of bumblebee? U are unbelievable.

Me: so shall I post this journal or not?

Panda: No, its not a good idea; sound like you came from the 3 world. And if you wanted to, I?ll book space from Bangkok post for you. Can I keep this copy? Don?t be flattered I want to keep it just for entertain myself ..haha bumblebees, bumblebees, bumblebees. Eeezzz (he humming a song)

And that?s why my ?childhood memories? never be posted.

Mid of last month I received a called from the State. Honestly I?ve never met the caller in flesh but he keep call me since last year. Let call him Mr. Deuce?.

We talked for 5 minutes and then I show him my strumming guitar, not sure if he clearly hears

Duece : Haha I know now, you are an autistic. That?s why you are so moody

The first thing I heard the word "autistic", I thought? God, am I going to commit a crime or kill someone?

Last year he keeps calling and each time talk for 2-3 hrs on my working day and that was how my moody is up.

Me: what do you think about me? I want to know what people think about me

Then he speaks about me very sweet and nice way so?

Me: be honest you just speak 50% true but where another 50% is, speak out

Deuce: to be honest you pretty scary to me, Soda, I mean you can be intimidate but no harm

Right, ?Intimidate but no harm? some of my friends said so. And I asked people around me if I?m an autistic but they said no. I Google for the symptom and found 40-50% of autistic symptom I have, I am a hyperactive and the reason I?m being hyper, probably from those bumblebees stung, I presume..

My friend invite me to have dinner this evening and they ask me to bring my guitar with because they going to record my play, so if they are not ruin my performance you might see my vdo. I?ve learnt how to strumming for 2 months I hope you don?t expect my play will be like a pro. And hope you guyz don?t laugh at me. Thanks :D (Think of duckling learning how to walk and that is how i play)

Soda my dear, I think your friend said ARTISTIC rather than autistic!!! Especially as he said this after you played your guitar!! Artistic people are notoriously moody, just look at Beej...

though the staring at the dog's bits getting played with is a bit weird...lol

: )

yes, I agree with Iain ^^ artistic makes more sense. But you seem hyper too.

Dog Balls !!....OMG !! ?

Wanna see a video of an autistic Soda playing the guitar...

yes, waiting for the video (and tell mr. panda to return your memories). also who is mr. deuce? is he a state employee? why did he call u?

mr panda?? mr deuce???

me thinks Soda is making 'Reservoir Soi Dogs' : )

It's the dog's bollocks, that is! 8)

Not to worry, many people who are "artistic" and creative have a high level of energy. Good story

I enjoy reading your journals Soda....

I think, you are highly creative and it needs to be put to good use.

Best of luck...............(-:

maybe you just see things that other do not being different is not bad just special

er......i think 'Mr duece' refers to Deuce Bigbelow

you are abit of autistic and hyper but love your journals anyway ei ei

Go for it artistic lady and have fun

Please post "childhood memories" on your journal :-)

enjoyed reading your journal...as neo said, post the childhood memories as well...

Sometimes a dog's life isn't too bad ;-)

^^

Sounds like the dog is too lazy to lick his own balls so he welcomes the umbrella from time to time...we all can relate to that in some way lol

Well, *I'm* hyper. That only leaves autistic for you, right?